Monokikkeli-blog - Lazy Perv

Happy Downton Day! Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber in period clothing. Enjoy ⩲

me:

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

That one fic that gets you shipping

RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)

So the story goes, I really liked this photo and when I saw my tampon string I was disappointed for a moment because I thought it took away the beauty of the photo. Then I laughed at myself and shook off that negative thinking because I think it makes the photo even more beautiful. Fuck the demonizing of menstruation. 

I am a woman. I bleed. I fight. I survive. 

Hear me motherfucking roar.

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

person: do you have tumblr?

me: yes

person: whats your url?

me: no