RIP To The Greatest Meme Of All Time. The Father Of All Memes. The Dicaprio Meme. (1994-2016)

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

1周年

friend: hey do you mind if i invite a few friends with us?

me: *freaks out at the prospect of having to interact with new human beings who are not in tune with my special brand of awkwardness and will most likely think i am the world's most boring human because i suck at feigning interest and making small talk* er sure

But you loved her? Yes. And she loved you? Yes. Then why did it end? Because love and compatibility are not always the same thing.

S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #278  (via blossomfully)