Friend: Hey Do You Mind If I Invite A Few Friends With Us?

first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool

me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game

first years: not that one

me: i do not have time to read 30 pages of this textbook that's ridiculous

me: *reads 100k fic*

dear everyone else trying to adult

IT’S OKAY

NONE OF US KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING

SOME OF US ARE JUST BETTER AT PRETENDING THAN OTHERS

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

2015 year in review

a lot of gay fanfiction was read

So the story goes, I really liked this photo and when I saw my tampon string I was disappointed for a moment because I thought it took away the beauty of the photo. Then I laughed at myself and shook off that negative thinking because I think it makes the photo even more beautiful. Fuck the demonizing of menstruation. 

I am a woman. I bleed. I fight. I survive. 

Hear me motherfucking roar.

Thank You Asami