What Therapy Is Really Like

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

im gonna cry because aomine and kagami cosplays are going to kill me

i mean lOOK AT THIS

AND THIS

oh Oh i HAVE ONE MORE

hERE U GO SOME HOMOS TO CONCLUDE THAT THESE COSPLAYS ARE PERFECT

And GOOD DAY SIR

very cute cosplays rated 11/10 a + +, shipping it wowoow, cosplays dont belong to me they belong to their rightful owners

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.

2015 year in review

a lot of gay fanfiction was read

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

person: do you have tumblr?

me: yes

person: whats your url?

me: no