Just Before I Die, I Am Going To Swallow A Bag Of Popcorn Kernels To Make The Cremation A Bit More Interesting

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

That one fic that gets you shipping

im gonna cry because aomine and kagami cosplays are going to kill me

i mean lOOK AT THIS

AND THIS

oh Oh i HAVE ONE MORE

hERE U GO SOME HOMOS TO CONCLUDE THAT THESE COSPLAYS ARE PERFECT

And GOOD DAY SIR

very cute cosplays rated 11/10 a + +, shipping it wowoow, cosplays dont belong to me they belong to their rightful owners

Happy Downton Day! Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber in period clothing. Enjoy ⩲

Shout out to those supportive black mothers. ✊🏾

The signs as things my dad has said to me

Aries: “Tell the cops to wait, I’m playing Call of Duty.”

Taurus: “Fuck it, I’m going to Canada.”

Gemini: “COME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.”

Cancer:  (playing cod) “I can’t hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-olds’ asses.”

Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand) “Is that a hickey?”

Virgo:  “Don’t tell your mom, but I’m happy for the gays.”

Libra: “Sad movies are dumb.  I don’t want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours.  I do that every day for free.”

Scorpio: “I want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.”

Saggitarius: “The only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.”

Capricorn: “I have a crush on Eric Dane.”

Aquarius: “I’m hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and I’m scared she’ll win.”

Pisces: “When I die, make sure I get a viking funeral.  If I’m getting cremated, I’m getting cremated like a badass.”

Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies