Shout Out To Those Supportive Black Mothers. ✊🏾

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

My life be like

I’ve never related to anything more

Tuijotin tätä kuvaa ja tägiä #submission vaikka kuinka kauan ja ihmettelin, miten nää kanat liittyy bdsm:ään.

Kautokeinon korupajan kanoja

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future o

I look at this headline, and in my head I imagine several of my robot-obsessed friends remarking, “So… where do I sign up?  Is there a waiting list or something?”

friend: hey do you mind if i invite a few friends with us?

me: *freaks out at the prospect of having to interact with new human beings who are not in tune with my special brand of awkwardness and will most likely think i am the world's most boring human because i suck at feigning interest and making small talk* er sure

Receipts.

This is one more piece of advice I have for you: don’t get impatient. Even if things are so tangled up you can’t do anything, don’t get desperate or blow a fuse and start yanking on one particular thread before it’s ready to come undone. You have to realize it’s going to be a long process and that you’ll work on things slowly, one at a time.

Haruki Murakami (via quotemadness)