When You Invite Me Over For Sex And There Are Other People In The House.

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

My life be like

I’ve never related to anything more

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.

when younger people are more successful than me

PuPPIESSSS

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“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”