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What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

person: do you have tumblr?

me: yes

person: whats your url?

me: no

But you loved her? Yes. And she loved you? Yes. Then why did it end? Because love and compatibility are not always the same thing.

S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #278  (via blossomfully)

“You belong to me” beautiful art by : ViaDomus http://viadomus.deviantart.com/

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.

first years: all these upperclassmen are so intimidating and cool

me: hey wanna watch me score a FULL COMBO on an expert song in this anime taptap game

first years: not that one

Staff: Show your followers your likes!

Me: Bitch, imma be kinkshamed to all hell if