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when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

Receipts.

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

a reminder ty

Kobi no Kyoujin

proof i am a grandpa

- hates kids - full of useless information - everything hurts - ready for death

Happy Downton Day! Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber in period clothing. Enjoy ⩲

when younger people are more successful than me