When The Cashier Gives U Back Ur Change And Ur Putting It Away But U Cant Do It Fast Enough And Suddenly

Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something? Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.

Friend: So why do you wanna learn japanese?

Me: For...the..culture..

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: Its for all the gay shit isn't it.

Me: YEP.

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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drag him dj

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body