Monokikkeli-blog - Lazy Perv

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

Kobi no Kyoujin

Staff: Show your followers your likes!

Me: Bitch, imma be kinkshamed to all hell if

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

me:

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)