Me:

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future o

I look at this headline, and in my head I imagine several of my robot-obsessed friends remarking, “So… where do I sign up?  Is there a waiting list or something?”

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting