Proof I Am A Grandpa

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

Ups, wrong arm and leg.. :D

Receipts.

Tuijotin tätä kuvaa ja tägiä #submission vaikka kuinka kauan ja ihmettelin, miten nää kanat liittyy bdsm:ään.

Kautokeinon korupajan kanoja

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?