When I was 8 i drew This Comic About Two Girls Kissing And My Mom Was Out Raged And I thought It

RIP to the greatest meme of all time. The father of all memes. The Dicaprio meme. (1994-2016)

Friend: So why do you wanna learn japanese?

Me: For...the..culture..

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: Its for all the gay shit isn't it.

Me: YEP.

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

Ups, wrong arm and leg.. :D

drag him dj

Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies

Receipts.

Stop Ryan