So The Story Goes, I Really Liked This Photo And When I Saw My Tampon String I Was Disappointed For A

friend: hey do you mind if i invite a few friends with us?

me: *freaks out at the prospect of having to interact with new human beings who are not in tune with my special brand of awkwardness and will most likely think i am the world's most boring human because i suck at feigning interest and making small talk* er sure

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

Friend: So why do you wanna learn japanese?

Me: For...the..culture..

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: Its for all the gay shit isn't it.

Me: YEP.

me: i do not have time to read 30 pages of this textbook that's ridiculous

me: *reads 100k fic*

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Anonymous declares new war on Donald Trump

Hacktivist collective Anonymous has threatened to take down 2016 presidential hopeful Donald Trump, this time declaring “total war” on the GOP frontrunner. Anonymous’ war plan against Trump includes dismantling the candidate’s online presence and digging for dirt on the business tycoon in an attempt to destroy his brand. And you don’t need to be a hacker to participate.

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head

SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future o

I look at this headline, and in my head I imagine several of my robot-obsessed friends remarking, “So… where do I sign up?  Is there a waiting list or something?”