1周年

friend: hey do you mind if i invite a few friends with us?

me: *freaks out at the prospect of having to interact with new human beings who are not in tune with my special brand of awkwardness and will most likely think i am the world's most boring human because i suck at feigning interest and making small talk* er sure

How-To Comics for Socially Awkward People.

2015 year in review

a lot of gay fanfiction was read

Friend: So why do you wanna learn japanese?

Me: For...the..culture..

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: Its for all the gay shit isn't it.

Me: YEP.

But you loved her? Yes. And she loved you? Yes. Then why did it end? Because love and compatibility are not always the same thing.

S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #278  (via blossomfully)

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

a reminder ty

Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills