Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Tim, absolutely sleep deprived and not even drinking coffee at this point, just inhaling caffeine: Life if just a long bingo game and the reward is death.
Jason, also sleep deprived and an intellectual: the fuck are you on about? Death is controlled by the three sisters past, present, and future with their magic scissors and thread.
Bart, ALSO sleep deprived and sprawled out on the couch and Jason’s lap: Be my Hercules.
Jason: Bold of you to assume I’m not Meg.
Tim, dropping his head in his hands: My life amounts to nothing more than a thread.
Bruce, extremely concerned for all of them: … okay.
Bart: I'm the best observer you know!
Tim: Last week you thought that a sponge in the tower was an owl.
Bart: If you'd stop buyin' ‘em in bird colors, that would stop happening.
Bart: Wally, you are now Australian.
Wally, sighing deeply: Why is that, Bart?
Bart: You know what a Wallaby is?
Wally: ... *Another heavy sigh*
Bart: *goes onto explain what a Wallaby is*
Black Flash: I've come to collect your souls.
Barry: I wont let you hurt my family!
Wally: We'll defeat you together!
Bart: COME AT ME, GRIM REAPER MOTHER FUCKER!
*absolute silence*
Max: That's my boy.
So I was thinking again- dangerous, I know- but I imagine Bart Bein obsessed with musicals, especially the ones with fighting and action, and he just runs around quoting classics durring fights, or singing songs from musicals whenever he has the chance.
And even better thought is he bonds with a bad guy on the field because they recognise the line-
"I thought heroes had mercy?"
"I'm a count, not a Saint."
"Wait- Count of Monte Cristo?"
"Yes???"
"I love that movie!"
"NOWAYMETOO"
He would, and you know it.
Dick: You little shit.
Jason: They just like me better!
Dick: Right, and how much did you have to blackmail them to believe that you little gremlin.
Bruce: What's going on here?
Dick: Jason stole one of my best friends and Ex girlfriend!
Jason: I plead the fifth! Can't steal what you never had!
Dick: Why you-
Bruce: Dick, maybe consider that they do like Jason for his... personality.
Jason: Why you gotta say it like that?
Dick: This is ridiculous. *storms off all dramatically*
Bruce: Maybe for future reference, don't steal any of Dick's friends.
Jason: Fine, I won't steal any more of Dick's best friends. Yeesh.
[One week later]
Jason: *casually sitting on a seat enjoying hot cocoa*
Tim: *slams the door open* YOU BITCH!
Jason: *smirking* Hi, Timmy.
Tim: DoN'T Hi TiMmY mE, YoU tOoK BaRt FrOm Me hOw CoUlD yOU!
Bruce: Jason, this isn't what I meant when I said don't steal any more of Dick's friends.
Jason: You should have specified.
Bart: HAHAHAHAHHAAH YOU ALL SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!!!
Max: What's the kid on about?
Wally: Bart made a theory that he could use Chicken Whizzees as his lightning rod.
Barry: sighs heavily and it worked...
Bart: On a table laughing hysterically with a bag of Chicken whizzees in each hand THE FUTURE IS FOOD!!!
Tim: It costs 400 dollars to go see a therapist but it costs 0 to tell yourself "It be like that sometimes"
Kon, softly: Wha- No. Are you okay?
Cassie: Aren't you rich?
Bart: But, what if I start taxing you every time you say that?
Tim: Do you wanna die, Bart?
Bart: This is an economy, Tim. Nothing you do is free.
Cassie: Bart, who taught you that?
Bart, shrugging: I read it in a book somewhere.
Kon: uhm...
Cassie: Tim, you're literally rich, just pay for therapy.
Tim: No.
Bart: Why not?
Tim: Cause eat the rich.
Tim: Also student debt.
Bart: You're gonna eat somebody??
Kon: Bart, remember when we talked about metaphores?
Bart: That makes a lot more sense.
Cassie: You all need therapy.
Kon: And you don't?
Cassie: I punch things. That's theraputic.
Bart: What's therapy?
Kon: ...
Cassie: ...
Tim: ...
Cassie: Tim-
Tim, dialing Black Canary's number: Already on it.
Kon: Are you telling me you've never talked about your problems to anyone?
Bart: Why would I? problems are meant to be solved by yourself as a self discovering journy and bottled up emotions.
Kon: where'd you learn that?
Bart: Steven Universe.
Cassie: Guys, can we focus please?
Tim: She's on her way.
Bart: Who's on her way?
Cassie, wrapping a blanket around Barts shoulders: Shhh, we're gonna take care of you now.
Bart: But I'm fine-
Tim: There there, speed demon. You're in good hands.
Bart: ... sniffs thank you.
Kon: nods approvingly
Tim: I'm at that age where I have only one thing on my mind.
Bart: Your massive crush on Kon?
Cassie: Student Debt?
Tim: holding a birdarang Homicide.
Tim: I'm about to stab someone.
Bart: Please don't.
Cassie: slowly takes the weapon
Tim: on the couch texting
Kon: floating behind the couch watching him What are you doing?
Tim: Trying to convince Jason the get me a cool gun I found.
Kon: ...
Tim: ...
Kon: You're adorable but you scare me.
Tim: I know.
Starting at number one: Timmy Drakeson.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't Jason the most rebellious?" No. No he is not. Timmothy fucking Drake is a powerhouse of untapped chaos and a goldmind of comedic genius, just look at the iconic Truth or Dare pannel where he was dared to take off his mask. He did so and underneath his mask, was another mask. Secndly, he doesn't give a shrap about the "Protect ID" rule. Also, he was the one that diliberatly went out of his way to find out Batmans Identity by stalking him and taking lots of photos, sneaking out at night and throwing himself into fights even just to get information. Plus, he 100% discreetly shares Batmans weaknesses to the rest of the league because it's "unfair for him to have a strategic plan against them without them having some way to get through to him".
Number two: Terry McGinnis.
Need I say more? If there's anyone who dislikes supers more than Bats himself, it's this guy. But Duke is ok in his book.
Number Three: Dick Grayson.
He left the fam and even the mantle of Robin, which meaned so much to him, to find his own path and had diliberatly made it so that Bruce knew him leaving was all his fault. He even neglected his own "Brothers" somewhat because he didn't want to see that man up until Jason died.
Speaking of, Number four: Jason Todd.
To be Honest, not that rebellious. Sure, he's kinda edgy, but it's a good look for him. Really good. Do I simp for Todd? Hell yes, I do. The actions that lead to him going burserk honestly, not his fault. He was hyped up on the glorified pool water and felt betrayed from the very people who took him in. He understood that when one robin leaves, another steps up because Bruce has issues with the 'sad orphan eyes'. He just can't help himself. But the Laz made his views boggled so he went cray. A good kind of Cray. I don't blame him for being upset about the ordeal. I'd slap the shit outta Bruce.
Okay so hear me out... Five: Alfred.
We all love our main man, glue of the family butler. But on multiple occasions Alfie has stated he would violate the "no kill rule" to protect his charges and honestly, what a King. Pop off, Pennyworth. He loves Bruce, but he puts this grown man in time out and I don't blame him. the guy makes questionable moral decisions and that's coming from a diagnosed psychotic. We stan Alfie✨
Number Six: Damian.
We all know that this little boy got some mommy issues here and some daddy issues there, but honestly when it comes down to it, he's pretty obedient. He has the sass levels of a litterate XBox gamer and the backbone of a snake. you tell him to do something in that stern dad voice and he'll cuss you out on the way to do it. Honestly, best boy. I love him lots. And guys, stop making his character so serious. You need to check yourself on his analysis cause honEE this boy cracks jokes 24/7, likes to poke fun at people and on multiple occasions tried to make superboy, the actually serious fluff roll, swear.
Number SeVeN, Last but certainly not least: Duke Heckin' Thomas.
Our local cinnimon roll™. Not only is he badass, but he's cute and lovable too. Duke is one of those teens that don't really care if it's this way or that. He's kinda on the quiet side unless you engage in conversation with him directly and I mean, come on. Just read any comic with him in it and I guarentee you will fall in love. Just- yEs. Even though he's the only one in his family with superpowers, he stays humbled and is kinda like everyones voice of reason. Seriously, he's so underrated and I love him with all my heart.
Batfam playing Among Us
Dick: Super Sus, he follows people and disappears at random, every time he's imposter he vent camps. He really likes the vents.
Jason: Kills three or more people every round but somehow no one sees him do it. Kill sprees are his favorite.
Tim: Suspicous of everything and everyone, even if he's the imposter. always has crazy assumptions that somehow are right. Only likes to do tasks if he's alone in a room. Has a kill spree rivalry with Jason. (plays with Kon, Bart and Cass most of the time tho)
Damian: Has somehow perfected winning the game by strategising his kills. Always does his evil laugh and is super pouty when Imposters target him first. Has the best behind the scene commentary, along with Babs.
Babs: Always cracking jokes and says "oop" a lot. Somehow is always the one to find the body. Lord have mercy when she's the imposter.
Steph: Very hesitant to kill when she's imposter. Unless she's mad at someone. Then she's ruthless. most likely to kill someone in front of other people on accident.
Cass: Never talks durring discussions. No one ever suspects her. She gets imposter 80% of the time. And she's scarily good at it. Her and Dami have a competition to kills in every game. Dami started it, she doesn't even try to play his game. She's just that good.
Bruce: No idea how the Hell to play. Forgets to mute himself when he's saying stuff like "Oh I'm imposter". Tasks? What tasks? He just follows whoever he thinks he can trust. Most of the time he picks the right person to tail cause they never kill him. Jason targets him first every time.
Hal: Barry, we need to have a talk.
Barry: What about?
Hal: It's about the blankets.
Barry: The... blankets?
Hal: Every time you come over for a movie night and use one of my blankets, they always disapear.
Barry: ...
Hal: ...?
Barry: sniffs they're just so comfy...
...
Dick: knocks on Wally's door excessivly
Wally: opens it Hey Dickie. What's up?
Dick: Where are they?
Wally: I'm not kidding this time when I say I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dick: The hats, Wally. My hats. Where are they?
Wally: ... sighs and points to a drawr
...
Tim: ...
Bart: ...
Tim, staring at his sweatshirt: Bart-
Bart: OwO??
Tim: literally cannot say no ... You know what? Keep it.
Bart in Reach: What if I became a superhero?
Bart: Jk jk...
Bart, also leading a revolt against the function: Unless?
Bart Allen: Okay, this is it. I'm battling a Evil supervillain trying to kill me and probably my worstest enemy.
Bart's mind: Make casual conversation and playful banter the entire time.
Bart:
Bart: Let's do it.
Thad: C'mon! We have to do this!
Wally: No.
Bart: Are you crazy?
Thad: Why?
Wally: Have you not been yelled at by Iris yet?
Thad: I'm not scared of her.
Bart: So that's a "no" then.
absolute silence in the room
Bart: Tim, have you given Kon his shirt back?
Cass: Probably not.
Tim: Stop patronizing me. hisses
Kon: That was my favourite shirt, bro.
Tim: TOO BAD!
Enveryone: silence
Bart: ...So pizza for dinner?
Cass: Yea, sounds good.
Kon: Mhmm.
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Cass, walking in: Morning hoes!
Bart: Language!
Tim: Am not!
Kon: Only on weekends!
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Tim: Ok, who gave bugs the right-
Bart: Insects have been around for aproxamatly 350 million years while homosapians only for 130,000 years.
Kon: He has a point.
Tim: It's a stupid point.
Bart: No wonder Blue Beetle takes over. Cause of people like you, Timmy Drake.
Tim: Wha-?
Kon: Respect your elders, Tim.
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Tim, texting the group chat: Yo
Tim: am I the only one online..?
Tim: Good.
Tim: Penis
Kon: Wtf
Bart: PROFANITIES
Cass: Nice.
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Bart, bursting into the room: WHO THE FUCK SIGNED ME UP FOR WEBKINZ EMAIL UPDATES?!
Tim and Cass: snickering to themselves
Kon: I'll give you one guess-
(Idea from a good friend on instagram: Barbara :3)
Bruce: Realizes he'll be practically trapped in his house with all his crazy™ kids and he sighs internally, externally, eternally...
Selina: Goes on her "shopping sprees" because since everything is closed security is short-staffed. ;) but she's having a great time with it. She also makes this time to bond with all the kids cause she wants to be the best step-mom UwU
Dick: All his brothers bet on how long he'd last. He lasted a day. (Tim won the bet) He Becomes depressed after a week and has often been seen on the lounge couch in pajamas and a robe eating a tub of ice cream and watching mean girls. Constantly talking about wanting to go see Wally and being shot down. (It doesn't matter tho cause Wally comes to see him anyway)
Babs: Does not mind quarantine. Stays healthy and active. Get's REALLY into TikTok and Instagram. Starts like- 5 new hobbies: Yoga, makeup art, making TikTok memes (and forcing Dick to be in some of them) etc.
Jason: Doesn't care about the warnings. Leaves the house a lot. Goes to public places. Since everything is closed he chills on rooftops or sometimes even parks. Occasionally joined by Roy Harper. helps Alfred with a lot of meals cause we all know he's second best when it comes to cooking in the family.
Steph: Panic buys the entire stock of waffles and other snack items. Is really worried about the warnings at first but everyone comforted her so she'd calm down. (Jason fakes coughs every now and then around her for laughs) Most of the time chilling in her own room or in Tim's just snacking.
Tim: Is not effected by Quarantine. He was already a Hermit to begin with. Now he had an excuse to be inside all the time so he's doing great. Get's really into Animal Crossing on his switch and chills with Steph a lot if he's not staying up playing online with Bart and Kon. Steph already bought him the stock of coffee so he had no worries.
Dami: Takes Quarantine VERY seriously. His brothers tease him for caring but he responds with "I only care about my own health and the general public. We are heroes and need to set examples to protect our city." Or somthing along those lines. (he does actually care tho)
Duke: Tries not to let it get to him. He's maxin' chillaxin'. Spends his time pranking everyone else to get their spirits up. (we do not deserve this lovely boi) Starts a prank war and Nerf gun/water gun fight with everyone. Even Bruce joined.
Alfred: The actual GLUE to everyone not losing their minds. Enjoys teaching Babs cooking as a new hobby she picked up and loves chatting over making food with Jason. Get's to rest a lot more since at least one of the boys or Steph does spontanious chores just to do something and being all and all the best Butler/Grandfather ever. (as per usual)
Harper: HATES quarantine. She goes to the skate park a lot with a skateboard or rollar blades cause her hockey team is cancelled the entire season and she needs the release. Dyes her hair at least 5 times, all different colours.
Cass: Trains a lot. Reads a lot. Stays in the background of everything. Selina focuses on bonding with her mostly and they form a really lovely connection over the time spent together.
Jingle Bells!
Batman yells!
Jason Todd is dead-
Dick is fired-
Tim is Tired
And Damian is mad.
OH!
swinging through Gotham-
looking for some crime
Gonna make some criminals
shit their pants tonight.
Scaring petty thefts.
defusing a bomb-
Joker has outdone himself
and now Timmy is gone-
OH!
Jingle claps
Batman snapped
That's a lot of kids-
Oh my god
please help this man
he might have an addiction-
OH!
Jingle hoes
There Grayson goes
wait- nevermind he's back
Tim's health at steak
he needs a break
so let him hit the sac
OH!
Jingle fun
Dami's done
but he loves them nonetheless
Jason shot
Batman "I think the fUCK NOT"
so he's the dissapointmenntttttt
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!
Dick uses Wally as his personal transporter-- a lot. He hardly uses the Zeta anymore because he always has the speedster at hand. It isn't wierd to see the two together all the time but civilians started noticing how the Flash was in Bludhaven a lot. It was a bit odd, seeing as how he is stationed in Central City. What was even wierder was when He sped Nightwing to battle in a Shopping Cart. Nightwing ended up jousting the villain.
The favourite thing the media loves about Bruce Wayne is he never takes vacations like all billionaires tend to do. He has all this money, power, and influence but he never spends it for himself. He always seems to be giving to charity and all his time to his life work-- Even though part of the reason is Gotham needs Batman, the public doesn't know that.
It get's brought up numerous times durring gala's amongst the patrions and there are multiple stories praising him over his hard work, not to mention how Wayne tech became more diverse in it's products over the years thanks to the help of his children's input of what the people wanted.
Dick helped him make clothing lines that all looked amazing, because the boy is slightly a fashon guru. Jason had plenty of things to say about clubs and casinos since he himself used to own one and knew of the revenue and good rep they gave. Tim talked about alternative technologies they could invest in, like fabricated organs or false limbs and bones since he himself had a missing spleen. Damian mostly ranted about self protection weapons so he made a formula of pepper spray and with the help of Jason a Wayne taser. Cassandra, though not much to say, casually slips comments about orphanages. Babs says a lot about phones, products and cosmetics.
Gotham may be a twisted place but they love all of the Batkids and Bruce especially.
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 3!The amazing Women have joined the chat
Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious
Have to get my nails redone after I punch this guy for making a move on my sis. Brb
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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack
rolls up sleeves I got this
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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass
@ FlyingGraysonJr Hold my earrings
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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
Girl, you know I got u.
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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious
God, being this awesome is exausting...
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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass
I'll hold the mantle while you take a break. Go do your nerd stuff
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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack
Still don't understand Twitter but learning
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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell
Why is the little demon brat so awful? What did I ever do to you?!
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Damian Wayne 🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Say it to my face, Brown.
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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell
I will when you reach eye-level, gremlin.
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Cass Sandsmark 🗸 @ StrongerThanYourMans
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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell
Welcome to the family @ StrongerThanYourMans
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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass
Looks like we snagged another one. @ zombierebellion owes me five bucks
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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion
Damn it, Bruce! I bet on Billy next
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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
I had my money on Conner.
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Tim Drake 🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
No way. It was gonna be Duke.
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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack
Duke already family?
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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious
@ sleepwhenimdead When was the last time you slept, Timmy?
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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion
I'll get the sedatives...
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Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
@ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend Doesn't she look beautiful in her dress for tonights Gala? IMG.29ghv260na.JPG
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Selina Kyle @ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend
@BrucieWayneOfficial Oh, you.
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
Hey, join me on insta live later to see if we can convince Dami to put on a panguin onsie! LOL So cute
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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
@FlyingGraysonJr Grayson, what are you talking about. I will NOT be putting on that abomination.
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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
20k retweets and I shoot @ sleepwhenimdead with a tranq dart
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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
@ sleepwhenimdead The people have spoken. OKAY TIMMY, TIME FOR BEDDY-BYE
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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
@ zombierebellion HOW COULD YOU ALL, I THOUGHT YOU CARED
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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I woke from being tranqued and it's been 53 hours...
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
At least you slept.
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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Despite being the most heinous article of clothing I have ever seen, the material is quite comfortable. But I'm never wearing it again.
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
@ TheBloodSon But you looked so cute as a panguin! IMG.92htmil83.JPG
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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon looks normal like that. Minus the sour face.
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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon @ zombierebellion he looks so precious even though he's going to kill us all..
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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Good morning, Gotham. What lovely clouds we have today.
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
I don't think you understand, Baby shark is stuck in my head. Send. Help.
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Jay son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Y'all can talk shit but my shade is Gucci, so watch yourself
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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I don't need a nap, I need a coffin.
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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
I'm never letting @ FlyingGraysonJr name one of my pets again...
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
What's wrong with Dingleshnorf?
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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I would say "I need a life" but the reason I'm depressed Is cause I have one
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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Everyone stop what you're doing right fucking now and Google Scotland's national animal
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
WHAT
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
If it's called "submissive", than shouldn't Dominant be called "missive"?
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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Selfless acts are only recognised if you want them to be recognised, so does that make it selfless? Good deeds are so often overlooked. what makes a wrong or right? What makes mutual morality? Judge only by personal opinion. But what right is there to judge? Where’s the humanity
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
@ itsallaboutspeed Thanks for the "Happy Fathers day to my favorite Dilf" card, Walls.
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Wally West @ itsallaboutspeed
@ FlyingGraysonJr Wouldn't have it any other way. 😘
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Hey everyone, Bruce Wayne here asking you to stay home to help stop the spread of Corona Virus. Link:Youtube.watch/BruceWayne/Coronatalk
Jason Todd 100% listens to "Look what you made me do" by Taylor Swift
When it says "The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she's dead." He always replaces it with his name.
He sings it jumping from roof to roof while everyone's radio silent and his code name is Taylor.
If anyone asks him why, he says "Cause it's a mood"
Headcannon that when Jason was still Robin and in teenage rebellion phases, Bruce bought him a studio with blank walls like canvases and let him do whatever. He'd buy Jason Spraypaints and supplies for his birthdays or just whenever he needed them. After Jason came back from the dead, the studio became his "HQ". Though he didn't like Batman, he had to admit that he did one good thing in his childhood.
Can we all agree it’s canon that Bruce and Jason have this weird competition of T-shirts to talk shit about the other? Like... Bruce walking around one day and the paparazzi take a picture of him in a “proud father of a great kid who’s sometimes an asshole” shirt. Jason sees it and retaliates by wearing a “Wonder where I learned to swear” shirt to an informal party and they just kept going.