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based on @crazymothlady 's post bc it made me lose it

『Dancing through the times』

『Dancing through out lives』

『Again & again I find』

『You again right by my side』

Inktober Day 30: Rush

This audio has a chokehold on me as do they so here we are.

Some soft quality time with the family

Day 29: Massive

Big and tall and sexy God Joel & his tiny (re: Normal sized) family <3

Theym<3

The shimmering princess of Dawn, Miss Geminitay herself

Inktober Day 28 Sparkle

Some different angles for the shine

Flat penning & sketch

I just think it'd be funny if Scott got caught during his Relics Heists

Inktober Day 26: Remove

Haha they're awful <3

Inktober Day 25: Dangerous

I love never knowing what possesses me to make these comics btw(lie). Just fun

Black & white, flat penning, & sketch

And a bonus

The cover picture for the insta post

Fwhish wants sushi. Nom nom.

A short comic of Rivendell's Winterfest preparations

Inktober Day 20: Frost

Watching Scott set up for Winterfest was a delight I won't lie

Overviews of the full comic, yippee

Behold, my favorite egotistical, rich bastard [affectionate]

This idea scratched my brain until I exploded with gold sharpie paint pens

Inktober Day 6: Golden

Sketchy sketchy whoooaa

Yeah so I got possessed with a demand of Unhindged Joel and this is the result you're welcome

Ah yes a wonderful rule from a benevolent Ruler. Everyone is so pleased with this change in leadership. Trust me. 100%

Inktober Day 3: Path

Undetailed pic under cut ^-^

Look I honestly didn't feel like choosing my favorite S1 path so

Fwhip pic instead

Bonus mini rulers

I am incredibly proud of this

「Hello, Cogsmeade! What a view we have up here」

Inktober Day 11: Eagle

Incorrect quotes the beloved

Jimmy, obviously disheveled from falling 20 feet: oh am I being flirted at right now?

Inktober Day 7: Trip

Edit: I decided to make it a series

Part 1 [Here]

Part 2

My favorite goblin

Here's some close ups as well

What better way of showing affection than causing problems on purpose?

Inktober Day 2: Scurry

Ya dudes been catching up with series let's go

Immense Empires brainrot, they're gonna be memed.

The peak of my comedic career right here

Just a little goblin dude makin friends with his sky neighbor god, nothing to see here

Can you draw a group of characters that you choose having a tea party with cucumber tea sandwiches and porcelain tea cups

okay admittedly they are not cucumber sandwiches but I had fun using my Overgrown Pinterest board to decorate the table with cute snacks :] Just some faeish emperors having a tea party at House Blossom!

speed paint under the cut for funsies :] because i had a lot of fun with this

This is empires season 1 king Joel’s weapon of choice

Empires smp avatar au gem

Gem was raised in the fire nation as a noble and is very in toon with the spirits 

her talents were recognized at a young age and she was forced to leave home in order to undergo training to become a fire sage as a result 

At first she was excited to learn but She ran away when she saw how far the the fire sages had strayed from what she had read about them in the books 

She is technically a defector even though she was not a soldier she did abandon her high position

She was caught once but because of her status and nepotism she was given an opportunity to regain her honor not unlike zuko who was given his own mission to regain his honor but there was two significant differences 

First Her mission was not to capture the avatar instead she was sent out to slay the last two dragons 

And Second unlike zuko who wanted to return home and had to learn what true honor was gem already knew that and only agreed so she could be free to run away again 

Still she knew that they had sent more people than her to kill the dragons and didn’t want anyone to make them go extinct so she still went to find the dragons and actually ended up finding them

the sun warriors allowed gem to stay because The dragons really liked her and she wanted to live in a secluded place that would make hiding from her family and the rest of the fire nation much easier

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

I like to think that the gods are living in modern day but they dress in clothes from their favorite time periods

they have all lived for a very long time and they have seen many fashion trends come and go but even as the time passes and fashion evolves they keep the bits they like while adding details that hint at their domains

Jimmy is a cowboy attending a funeral

oli is a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time

Joel is a Roman toga but a little modernized and artistic

the most up to date with clothes is probably scott he represents the passing of time so he changes his clothes more frequently but not to keep up with

False changes often as well but not to keep up with the trend but instead as the goddess of adventure she loves to try new things and takes inspiration from many different periods she never dresses the same twice but even then she is very practical and casual only choosing to wear clothes she can move around in

Most of them choose a style and stick to it for decades until something new catches their interest

Scott who’s is intertwined within the passing of time changes so his clothes more frequently but not as much as false

pix has the oldest style that doesn’t require him to show a lot of skin probably from Babylon or something really old

so they are very mismatched and look as if they were plucked out wildly different time periods

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Cod alliance Gemcyt au

Jimmy’s room Is a giant bubble bath/ water park the water is full bubbles and there are slides everywhere as a reference to the shoots and ladders board game 

Joels is a floating area with swords and a sculpture garden filled with his original artwork ( he and Lizzie spend time there just like they did in their original garden)

Lizzies room changes the most and is the most modern so It’s something like a movie theater and since jimmy’s room isn’t safe she keeps Norman there ( he is pink like lion)

inspired by @playername-player-of-games gemcyt works

Empires smp season 1 crystal cliffs headcanons

My head canon for crystal cliffs is that it is notorious for being the empire with the worst food 

It is a school and the closest thing they have to a government is the school board and gem

There food is close to what would be served in a school cafeteria because they focus on studying and teaching they like food that is easy to make and cheap to produce 

The students and teachers are forced to get creative and try to find ways to make it more palatable 

They use spell’s to artificially flavor the food or use spells on themselves to change the way their taste buds perceive the taste 

The food is not natural and the while edible the taste is off and noticeably different from what it is trying to emulate ( like how banana flavored candy tastes different from bananas)

One good thing that comes out of this situation is that they are also known for their food lasting years and being well preserved 

They have very manufactured products just like the grimland s which makes sense because most of the students are from the grimland 

I can’t help but think about princess bubblegum and marceline when I think about Jimmy and fWhip “I’m your forever problem” “ I just your problem” also the break up song woke up is perfectly emotional and sad and petty it just fits so well

My headcanons fallowing jimmy’s last episode

The entire time jimmy has been 15 and hit puberty very late just at the end that is why he jumped at the chance to have a mentor

also explains his rivalry with Joel in Greek myths gods are rather immature something about having enough power to do what ever you want with no consequences makes gods act like hormonal teens 

I think this jimmy is evo Jimmy

Jimmy was a 14 year old freshman and grian was 19 a senior that was held back a year 

It has been a year since evo ended so grian is 20 and Jimmy is 15 which makes his later bullying of Jimmy hilarious because he’s a young adult picking on a teenager 

He is the old sheriffs son I know the time is off because the old sheriffs said he was down there for thirty years but the only reason he knew that that was because he added 10 years for each chicken that died but chickens live 5-10 years so what if all the three chickens only lived 5 years each that would put him in there for 15 years

Just after his youngest son was born 

I think the sheriff might have suspected it due to his repeated statements that Jimmy is tiny and has wings like a fairy because jimmy’s mom is a fae 

The sheriff and jimmy’s mom met in the town because that area was always a hotspot for fae activity

The reason the sheriff didn’t leave his wife even though he didn’t want to be married is because she was a fae and was scared he would be cursed if he angered her and that is also why he started drinking 

S1 esmp codlands world building headcanon

The cod lands value their alliances and are known to take inspiration from other cultures its not as though they don’t have any original traditions but a good few of them are a direct result of them putting their own spin on foreign cultures and imports from all over the world 

The most well known example is the cod folks famous wood carvings the story goes a long time ago there was a young codish traveler who had stopped to stay the night in a mezalian inn while wondering the streets he could not help but admire the buildings he loved how symmetrical and perfectly placed the tiles were and it stuck with him 

when he returned home he tried to recreate what he saw but he didn’t have the materials needed for it and he realized very quickly that he should have asked how it was made when he was there but hindsight is twenty twenty and he still wanted to try so he decided to ditch the colors and clay he focused on his favorite part 

He went out side and picked up some tree bark he got a knife and scratched the same patterns the tiles were laid out in mezalia on the wood but smaller it was mess but he liked so he kept doing it when ever he got home from his travels he would sit down and carve patterns into the wood as time went on his work got neater and thought it was not as colorful as the tiles they were based on they focused more on little details they became beautiful and when he got old and settled down he started selling his work in the market soon enough it caught on and more people started carving wood for art rather than for utensils and weapons 

Lots of Time has passed since then and along the way it even picked up some religious significance when children reached a certain age they carve a special bead to mark the day they took the oath to protect all cod it’s like a baptism or bat/bar mitzvah there guardian weaves the child a necklace to put the bead on and from then on when ever something significant happens they make another bead to put on the necklace but they only wear it for special occasions these things are so important to a person they never wear them casually and are heavy protected when someone dies they’re beads are hung in a mini cemetery that each family has because you can’t bury someone in a muddy swamp like you could in a dirt field 

The cod father head is very special because when ever a cod father is introduced they create a bead but it doesn’t go on their necklace it goes on the cod father head alongside the beads of the past cod fathers unlike necklaces that are only worn sparingly the cod father head is to be worn every day to symbolize the cod fathers never ending responsibility to protect the legacy of the cod empire a constant reminder of the past present and future generations the cod fathers have to maintain it’s a lot of pressure and needless to say if a cod father were to loose the head or cod forbid have it be destroyed while in their hands well that would be blasphemy 

but in the present long after the man died the art style he fathered keeps evolving with every new artist it gets further away from the tiles and became it’s own thing a art style that is unmistakably a art unique to the cod lands

I just realized the taxidermy harpy Jimmy design could be made even more interesting if his mouth was stitched shut and had buttons for eyes like a creepy doll as a reference to the jimmy is a listener/watcher headcanons 

Jimmy has been drawn as a canary hybrid and a cod hybrid and a toy but what if he was all three 

He’s a taxidermied harpy he has gills and wings and an alluring voice and is covered with the type of stitches you’d see an a doll

It’s a creepy visual I know but I think it’s interesting and manages to fit the three main hybrids he is known for 

When Hermes told sausage and joel that they were bad parents I found it hilarious but I have made it my goal to turn it into angst here’s what I came up with 

So Hermes became a teenager in a split second and was immediately overwhelmed with new strong hormone fueled emotions 

He yells at his father’s and tells them that they are terrible parents 

after he’s finished blowing up at them he fly’s off to cool down but when he finally returns his parents are gone and then don’t ever return 

the last thing Hermes ever told his parents is that they were horrible and he hated them 

And unlike us he has no clue why

Does anyone else notice how in empires Jimmy always gets really attached to objects like every one has an animal or thing they would start and escalate conflicts for but jimmy’s attachment to his things is on a way higher level than the rest

maybe the reason he’s so much more willing to do all that is because his objects are taken and made fun of more than anyone else’s so he gets really defensive and he has a habit of putting all his power and identity into one or two items usually one being a hat which makes people want to steal it even more

so Jimmy never truly cracks but it’s always the cat that makes him lose his mind so my prediction is that Jimmy loses the sheriff hat he will end the world again and then season two will start

I propose a new curse idea in empires called the curse of the mesa any empire that is located in that biome will have an emperor that is doomed to go insane and is associated with themes of delusions and denial there death will be the same as the ones before them they will die of heart break

So I remember it was said somewhere that the emperor’s are people that devoted themselves to the land and in return the land made it so they had infinite lives and the ability to build and had access to big portable inventories and could directly contact the other emperor’s it makes so much sense it explains why a lot of the emperor’s aren’t even rulers 

This makes me interested in jimmy who is a sheriff of a town with no citizens but still was made the emperor and maintains the land even Though when you think about it he seems like a questionable choice for emperor so i wonder what the requirements are 

when jimmy took a bed out of his inventory the old sheriff was shocked and asked where it came from that combined with his being trapped for so long when he could have just made himself loose his hearts and respawn somewhere else makes me think he wasn’t a emperor 

The lack of clarity on the requirements makes me worried for jimmy he has Terrible diplomatic relations with the other empires and that might have been ok if the reason for it was to focus on other things in tumble town that took priority but instead The reason is he’s getting into disagreements and making enemies he is doing worse than nothing he is hindering the advancement of The land setting them back and adding to that most of the stuff in town wasn’t even built by him and building from what I can gather is one of the most important responsibilities of an emperor 

I think in the eyes of the semi sentient mesa he’s hanging by a thread his being the only person who lives there and his absolute devotion to tumble town is probably the only reason he’s still got the connection 

Going back to what I said about the old sheriff since he wasn’t an emperor then that must mean that the land didn’t approve of his very questionable methods and those are the same questionable methods he advised Jimmy to use and jimmy has taken the lessons to heart we know he is going to implement those methods and that just might be the straw that breaks the camels back 

My prediction is that this storyline is leading up to the end of season 2 season 1 ended when jimmy accidentally caused the destruction of most of the empires including his own which resulted in him loosing his title so In contrast season 2 jimmy will lose his title and lose his mind as a result he will rage and seek revenge to focused on his plan to destroy the other empires that he doesn’t think about what happens after he succeeds so this time he intentionally causes the destruction of the empires and like last time lives to regret it 

bonus points if fwhip also plays a part like in season 1 it would make sense for fwhip to be there because he and jimmy’s stories this season are so intertwined just like before

I feel bad for the sheriff and the codfather and whoever comes next the pattern has made it’s self known even in empires a smp where no one gets a permanent happy ending and each season ends in tragedy only to be reborn and repeated again and again it’s jimmy that gets the short end of the stick doomed to end the world and start off the next season