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Ace looks like how my dad cooks food, and I f*cked sabos outfit up so much it looks like it's from a spirit Halloween. I hate this drawing a lot, but I worked hard on it, so I'm gonna post it. Omg, I whitewashed luffy, I'm so sorry.

@orange-artist

Original for what I was referencing.

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

I love Lizzie’s and Katherine’s 

and jimmy’s is perfect 

god au doodles :O

i’m pretty proud of this one actually

god au by @adina123

variations of scott’s hair :D

The aU started as me having fun by typing out the most basic god types and giving them to the emperors I thought they fit best with (I tried to do at least two domains each)

So that was the jumping off point but the domains changed and some that I wrote down didn’t get used an example of that is how I wrote down luck but never matched it to anyone

In the beginning I used only the most well known Greek gods but also I added the trickster god type based on Loki

For some i added some more niche stuff like fwhip I matched him with fire but I couldn’t decide on a second among the Olympians So I took revenge from nemesis a lesser known Greek goddess

For Katherine i couldn’t see her with any of them and didn’t want to shoehorn her into a role that didn’t fit or give her a domain that made more sense for one of the other emperors to have so I went to tv tropes and looked at the stock gods page where I found god of order

For jimmy death was the obvious choice but i originally added childbirth birth as well because of my rule of giving at least two per emperor but I found it more interesting for there to be one god with only one domain

Joey was wealth and war I kept wealth but have drifted away from war so there is not really a war god in the god au I mean war can result from almost all of there domains but there is no god of war

I based shubble on pan and the mother goddess types that create life but I would like to be clear shubble doesn’t have the mother symbolism nor is she the one that created life

Honestly I didn’t remember false until after I had divided the domains throughout the emperors and was already satisfied with so I took what I knew about her character and didn’t base her on a specific god

Then I got more individualized like how gem was originally a god of knowledge I made it more specific so now it’s teaching and religion

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Empires smp god au jimmy’s role

As the god of death jimmy can’t create or alter the world he can’t even destroy it

His job is to collect souls and guide them to their last destination 

A final entrance that even Jimmy cant access

it’s something that not even the god of death can comprehend 

Jimmy doesn’t know if it’s reincarnation or paradise or hell or just vanishing forever that awaits the souls on the other side

The only certainty is that it can’t be crossed by anyone other than expired lives

This rule applies to everything 

perhaps for the dead passing through it’s a beginning it is impossible to know before our time comes

but it is as far as the gods and still living mortals can go

It’s were our world stops

For us it’s an ending 

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au Joey and pearl

Some very interesting things started happening Around the time civilizations started popping up

the first was Lizzie gaining government as new domain

and the second was the entrance of two new gods who came along in quick succession 

 Joey god of desire and wealth whos domain made it’s self known through greedy kings and the beginnings of economic systems 

pearl the goddess of the harvest and farming who arrived as humans learned to tame shubbles wilderness

It is Joey who is the older of the two after all it was the wealth of the of the kings that attracted the civilians who were looking for protection

And in exchange for said protection they tended to the kings live stock and fields

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au the twins gem and fwhip

Gem started as the goddess of contemplation and potential she was born when animals started to think and had the idea to leave the ocean for the land

she would later gain magic and miracles and belief in things that seem impossible when religion and philosophy got more popular She is also the goddess of teaching and learning

she is the planning stages and the bright young mind building up there skill sets as well as the hypothesis of a scientist

She is warm like a fire in need of more kindling and she is the spark of a idea taking form she is the blue print and the first draft the dreams that are not yet a reality 

Her brother Fwhip is the god of innovation and progress he came after his sister when the animals followed through with their ambitions and took their first steps on the land

he is the reason we continue he causes spite and determination

later he was behind the humans discovery of fire he is also the god of revenge and envy and humanity 

he is the jealousy that feeds competition the inner flame the breaking with tradition he is the test trials and the final product the drive to improve and surpass our limits

he is humanity’s greatest strengths and ingrained flaws and a reminder of how our strengths when taken to extremes are damaging and how flaws when left to fester leave a person stagnant 

They are both gods of knowledge and evaluation

but While gems knowledge focuses on theory and laying out the foundations

fwhips knowledge is what happens before and after the objective is met also quick thinking when things don’t go as expected

@weird-king-eli

Lizzie wears a navy inspired outfit because it’s a combination of government and ocean 

False i imagine her wearing very casual clothing to move around in so like hoodies and T-shirts not very interesting clothes but her domain is more shown through her aura of mystery and badassness she useily fades into the background but when she does something she leaves an impression 

Fwhip likes to wear something from the Industrial Revolution because that is a time where his power went through a lot of growth 

Scott’s eyes and hair can change color based on the season and wether it’s day or night

During winter it’s cyan (default) during autumn it’s pumpkin orange (pirates) during spring it’s raisin purple (origins) in summer it’s lime green (afterlife) 

During the night his hair is very vibrant practically glowing like stars and during the day it looks very pale and pastel

/gasp/ a wip?? 😧

god au by @adina123

Empires smp god au grian

I was thinking about adding grian to the god au but I am unsure if I should I mean he did make a guest appearance on empires and I have an hilarious idea on how to fit him in so here it is 

Grian is not a god but he isn’t mortal he is an anomaly a being with a soul that looks like it should be mortal but that jimmy is unable to retrieve for unknowable reasons 

Grian isn’t a god but everyone with the exception of jimmy and oli believes him to be the god of chaos 

Oli knows that grian isn’t the god of chaos because he is the actual god of chaos not that anyone believes him they all think he is some startup god with only the domain over music under his belt but he is so much more

Jimmy collects souls he knows the difference between immortality and mortality but whenever he tells someone they refute him by reminding him that grian is still alive after all this time meaning he is undeniably immortal and it drives jimmy crazy

Grian take great joy in messing with jimmy so when people call him the god of chaos he doesn’t correct them and he just keeps letting them believe it 

He’s not even lying he’s just not denying it sometimes even feeding the rumors by making vague comments about how he’s just so gosh darn chaotic typical chaotic me am I right 

when he and jimmy are in the same room every other sentence will have the word chaos in it 

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au seablings

Lizzie is the second oldest god she started out as just an ocean god with only one domain under her belt and for a while she was alone

with time life grew in her ocean but unfortunately they were only single celled organisms who she could not hold a proper conversation

So she continued her lonely life until the first death which resulted in Jimmy the god of death making his first appearance leaving Lizzie shocked

because up until then she thought that there was nobody capable of communicating with her but at the same Time she was happy to not be alone anymore

Empires smp au pearl and scott

Pearl has a strong dislike of Scott 

after all it was her idea to create the night and day cycle but it was Scott that got the credit and addition to his power

It’s not that People don’t know that pearl came up with the idea but that part is glossed over and is often told as pearl having had the idea but Scott was the one that gathered the others and made it a reality 

But the thing that Scott did that enraged Pearl the most was making it so stars could die 

Scott’s reason for creating dying stars was to let jimmy the death god feel more included 

You see Unlike other gods who have many different and complex domains that expand and transform over time

jimmy since the day he came into existence has only had one unchanging domain 

death 

Because of that he is incapable of joining in and helping the others in their creative endeavors 

I’m undecided on whether or not flower husbands are in the au but it’s clear that Scott has a soft spot for jimmy or at the very least feels really bad for him 

 pearl has never forgotten how Scott took her proudest accomplishment and twisted it into something that destroys it self

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au oli

Before there was anything there was nothing but silence the only word that could possibly describe what it was like 

It was silent for a long time until suddenly there was a big bang it was the loudest sound that would ever be and the first in existence

chaos and inanity and sound sprang forth

And That is when The first god was born 

He was rocketed too the furthest edge of the universe and it took him millions of years to reach earth and meet other gods 

He is the voice at the back of your mind the unavoidable intrusive thoughts and the reason the quiet is so uncomfortable the reason we feel unsettled by the silence 

Off course there is a thing called comfortable silence and the reason for it’s existence is that oli made it as a thank you gift for sausage who was the first god other than himself he met and the first to offer him a welcome upon his arrival 

he made the comfortable silence that only happens when doing something you love or are in the presence of someone you love 

He gave sausages domain the ability to shine through his in limited amounts 

oli appears dressed as a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time 

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au joel

Joel is the youngest of the gods and was once a human but his wife lizzie cashed in a favor from Katherine to ask shubble to give him some of her domain

You see gods are born with one domain but usually (with one exception) gain more or completely change their domains as they grow so

because he was a human he needed more then the others to jumpstart his immortal life so not only did lizzie give her storm and vapor aspects to him but she used the favor to get stubble to give him her god of animals aspect 

Jimmy hated Joel at first because he is the death god and he thought it was unjust that a human was exempt from death 

Joel dresses like a Roman but he is an artist and has some wild in him so he has punk inspiration sprinkled into his outfit 

Rachel Bloom - Rock You Like A Hurricane

CG5 - I'm A Natural

Tova - Natural Disaster

Bonus for human joel and Lizzie before he ascended 

Panic! At The Disco: New Perspective

Empires smp god au day and night myth

When People tell the story of day and night they usually either attribute its creation to fwhip god of fire because fire and stars were humanity’s first tools or scott the god of cycles and time who was the one to oversee the project

But in actuality it was pearls idea

As the god of harvest she loved the farmers and the comman men in the fields

And She saw how they spent their days tired and overworked so she went to Scott and proposed an idea 

Day and night a daily cycle that would make it easier to keep track of time

Lizzie was against it because she is the god of government including the problematic aspects and she didn’t like the idea that people would get breaks plus the humans used looked to the tides and floods to tell the time back then 

so she new that if a new more accessible way to tell time was created then she would lose some of her domain

She has a bitterness towards Scott because he was the one that ended up with her telling time aspect 

Lizzie wanted to stop the others from finishing but Katherine who was the goddess of order and duality and balance remembered her her roots as the goddess of peace and equality and she loved the idea

But she but knew lizzie would do everything in her power to stop them 

So she offered her a deal step back and not interfere and in return Katherine would owe her a favor

gods never make that kind of offer if they want to pay someone back they do it right away so lizzie couldn’t pass up the opportunity

Other gods also helped pix ws the god of prophecy stories messages and the written word he created the star signs and the myths

His involvement is why people use star signs and birth months to predict what a baby might be like as they age 

False god of adventure and mystery and the unknown and secrets made darkness

And The twins fwhip and gem made the sun

In the end Lizzie adapted and made it so the tide would move accordingly

she tried to milk the situation for anything else that she could gain

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au Katherine

Katherine was born the exact moment the first truce was made

she for a time she was the god of peace and equality

but it didn’t last over time her peace turned to order and her equality turned to balance or duality 

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au jimmy

Death god jimmy wears a bolo tie and wears all black like a cowboy attending a funeral

 and there are mysterious slime stains on him to

He functions like the death reaper in that he takes the dead to the afterlife 

Where ever he goes he is followed by foggy mist like in a swamp but at the same time it gets scorching hot when he’s near like the desert

he’s why when your about to die your vision goes blurry and he’s the source of the light at the end of the tunnel

@weird-king-eli

River by Bishop Briggs

Bottom of the River by Delta Rae

Born to die by Kelly Clarkson

I like to think that the gods are living in modern day but they dress in clothes from their favorite time periods

they have all lived for a very long time and they have seen many fashion trends come and go but even as the time passes and fashion evolves they keep the bits they like while adding details that hint at their domains

Jimmy is a cowboy attending a funeral

oli is a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time

Joel is a Roman toga but a little modernized and artistic

the most up to date with clothes is probably scott he represents the passing of time so he changes his clothes more frequently but not to keep up with

False changes often as well but not to keep up with the trend but instead as the goddess of adventure she loves to try new things and takes inspiration from many different periods she never dresses the same twice but even then she is very practical and casual only choosing to wear clothes she can move around in

Most of them choose a style and stick to it for decades until something new catches their interest

Scott who’s is intertwined within the passing of time changes so his clothes more frequently but not as much as false

pix has the oldest style that doesn’t require him to show a lot of skin probably from Babylon or something really old

so they are very mismatched and look as if they were plucked out wildly different time periods

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Death god jimmy wears a bolo tie and wears all black like a cowboy attending a funeral

 and there are mysterious slime stains on him to

He functions like the death reaper in that he takes the dead to the afterlife 

Where ever he goes he is followed by foggy mist like in a swamp but at the same time it gets scorching hot when he’s near like the desert

he’s why when your about to die your vision goes blurry and he’s the source of the light at the end of the tunnel

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

The Goddess

(Sasha x Reader) - Word Count: 3.5k

Creature: a female deity,,, who so happens to be exiled from her home in this au.

Warnings: Praise Kink, Cunnilingus (Receiving), Sex Outside

Quick Summary: at a party in the woods, you meet a mysterious girl and want more from her.

Extra Notes: Day one of Whore - O -Ween is here! I hope you all are just excited to read these stories as I have been to share them!

The summer was a perfect season for losing yourself; you didn’t have to worry about your classes, you didn’t have to worry about your reputation, and you didn’t have to worry about your parents. You only needed to worry about yourself, and that was something you could do.

You went to the bonfire because you needed it. You needed the break, you needed the drinks, and you needed to finally leave your muggy little apartment that you were starting to get sick of. Your roommate, Pieck, could see it with every step you took - she saw the way your eyes lingered on the windows, and how your hand longed for the front door.

She heard about this bonfire from her friend, Reiner. He was a linebacker on the football team and the whole team regularly put together parties just like this one. During the school year, during the summer, during the middle of the night and early in the morning - football players loved to party, and they’d invite anyone who looked like they could let loose for a few hours.

Pieck was just excited to see you leave the house, even if you didn’t wear that pretty little red dress that fit your curves so well. She wanted to see you finally let go of this strict and hardened shell of yourself that you had created during the school year. She never realized just how quickly you could let go of that shell, even though she knew how much you craved the freedom that came with letting go.

You were dancing, drinking, and socializing. She had never seen you so in your element, the way you moved around the woods and interacted with people - it was as if you were born for this one moment. She watched as you talked with everyone, taking sips from tons of red plastic cups, and dancing with anyone who extended a hand towards you.

Pieck admired how well you were making this party your bitch. That was why she turned her back on you, she knew you weren’t invisible to these people. Everybody had their eyes on you, watching you closely, waiting on your every move. So, she knew she didn’t have to be the babysitter anymore, you could handle yourself.

That’s how you found yourself in somebody else’s care, another pretty girl with her tunnel-visioned watch on you. You hadn’t seen her around before, you would’ve remembered a girl like that. Her burgundy brown hair, her light brown eyes, her sideways smirk, and her body-warming giggle that was just contagious enough to make you smile to yourself each time she laughed at your joke.

“You’re so funny,” The girl said softly with the ghost of a grin still across her lips, “You must have a lot of friends.”

You shrugged as a giggle escaped you, “Not really, I mostly just have my roommate and she has a lot of friends. I’m like-” You took a moment to think, and took the time to drunkenly lean in closer to the girl- “Like, a friendship leech, I just take all of another person’s friends instead of making my own.”

“Well, I’m not your roommate’s friend.” The girl smiled wide at you. “But, I’m your friend - so, being a friendship leech no longer applies to you.”

You giggled as you leaned back on the tree stump, “I don’t even know your name!”

“Sasha,” The girl said as she leaned towards you, “My name’s Sasha.”

“Cool.” You looked off into the distance and watched the flames dance for a moment before remembering to introduce yourself. You shouted your name over the sound of the music around you and Sasha, making sure your new friend heard it.

Hell, you’d give her your social security number if she asked for it, this was the first real time you had made a new friend other than Pieck. You suppose that immediate loyalty to this new friend is why you trusted her so deeply. You trusted her when she asked you to dance, you trusted her when she asked you to hide her from her ex-boyfriend, and you trusted her when she handed you an unlabeled bottle in the middle of the dancefloor.

You held the bottle tightly in your hand as you threw your head back to take a real swig of it. The only thing Sasha had said was that the liquid would really fuck you up and that she made it herself earlier that week. And, Sasha was completely right, the liquid tasted of peaches and honey and though you couldn’t feel carbonation in the drink, you still felt the bubbles pop in your mouth before slipping down your throat.

The alcohol took you by surprise at first. It caused you to physically take a step back from Sasha, bending over and threatening to spit the liquid out all over the dirt below you. Sasha moved her hand through your hair as you tried to completely swallow the strange drink. She cooed you through the reaction, sounding almost bored with her praise.

“You’ve got this,” Sasha said gently as she leaned towards your ear, “I’ve seen you drink from fourteen cups tonight alone, this is nothing.”

She was right, you knew how dangerous it was - but, you still welcomed drink after drink from people. You even had random people mix anything together and then, you’d chug it in a matter of seconds right in front of them. And, even at one point of the night, you had grabbed a half-full fifth of blueberry vodka and you were walking around with the top of it in your mouth. You were surprised you hadn’t thrown up yet tonight, and Sasha’s alcohol definitely tasted more than a thousand times better than anything else you had drinken tonight, so why was it so hard to swallow?

“Swallow it,” Sasha added, “And I’ll make sure I reward you for your efforts.”

The offer hung heavy in the air, and it made your heart quicken. You felt your entire body try to welcome the liquid, simply because you craved her reward. You desired anything she would give you, especially if that reward was herself. But, to be honest, you’d even take a single chicken nugget if that’s what she offered you. Anything from her was better than nothing.

You felt the alcohol run down your esophagus and into your stomach. You stood back up and threw your hands above your head in a moment of silent victory. You smiled wide at Sasha, your chest heaving with each ragged breath you took. You weren’t just happy not to embarrass yourself in front of your new friend, but mostly because you wanted her reward - you were never a materialistic person, but she made you want whatever she would give you.

“Good job,” Sasha said as she gently caressed the side of your face, “You took it so well.” Her palm was soft against your face and you felt yourself leaning into her touch. Her smile was genuine, her eyes full of a deep pride and gratitude.

Her praise made your stomach turn with nerves. You craved to make her proud, you would do anything if she would give you this same look afterwards. You leaned towards Sasha, and whispered gently into the small space between both of your mouths.

“Now, what’s my reward?” Your eyes found her mouth, hoping she’d say exactly what you wanted.

Sasha grinned, “Anything you want.”

And, she did - she said exactly what you wanted to hear from her, as if she could read your mind.

Sasha’s hand was warm against your own as she led you through the party. You felt the weight of eyes on your body all night, but when you were walking alongside Sasha, it was gone. You felt invisible as you slipped through dancing people and drunk conversations, even going as far as walking unnoticed through the middle of a conversation as if you had been a ghost.

The walk from the party to her personal destination wasn’t long. Sasha steered you away from the part of the woods where people were still getting wasted behind you and towards a stretch of woods that looked too beautiful to be real. The trees were decorated in golden orange leaves instead of green ones, and the area fluttered with life, butterflies and birds all flying by you and Sasha.

It took a moment for your mind to successfully take the whole scene in and process it. The scene in front of you was absolutely gorgeous; from the trees to the animals, to the moon shining through the leaves above you, even to the small stretch of a lake you could see through the trunks in front of you. The stretch of woods had you by the heart and it caused you to nearly forget Sasha being by your side completely.

Suddenly, Sasha’s hand snapped in front of your face, bringing you out of your possessed state. She seemed almost upset as she talked, but you were convinced she wasn’t upset considering her seductive saunter towards you and the gentle smirk on her face.

“Why can you see me?” Sasha asked, and before you had time to answer, she continued, “I’ve been practically dead for about 400 years, and yet you can see me, why?”

Your eyes widened as you stared at her, “You’re dead?”

Sasha smiled, “Not actually - gods don’t ever really die.”

“You’re a god?” The words felt untrue as they made their way out of your mouth. Sasha didn’t look like a god; she wasn’t sparkling or causing bystanders to fall to their knees. Sasha was the last thing you’d expect from a god, she looked too normal - so, maybe she was lying.

“Yes.”

You giggled to yourself, “Right,” You answered sarcastically, “And I’m a vampire.”

Sasha frowned at you, “I’m being serious.”

“So am I.” You pretended to hiss at Sasha, baring your blunt teeth in her direction. You tried to suppress the giggle bubbling up from your stomach, but let it out between your tight lips. While focusing much too hard on your own laugh, you almost missed Sasha’s low chuckle from only a foot away.

Sasha stopped laughing abruptly, “You think this is funny?” Sasha walked around you, moving from your side and to behind you. She was just over your right shoulder, pressing her chest into your back and pressing her lips against the shell of your ear. “Would you rather laugh or hear what I have to say?”

Your throat went dry and you tried to swallow to wet it, “Hear.”

Sasha smiled, “I am the god of wine and festivities - so, of course you’d find me at a party, right? But, you’re intuitive enough to see me in general - you must also be intuitive enough to see how people don’t look at me. How I go invisible to the naked eye, and I always rope in anyone I touch - weren’t you wondering why that is?”

You remembered how many refused to look at Sasha at the party. Not paying any mind to her when she walked up to you and asked what you were drinking. Not paying any mind to her when she pulled you onto the dancefloor and swung you around as you laughed. Not even paying any mind to her when she stuffed the finish of a bottle into your mouth and forced you to drink.

She didn’t seem like she was lying, so why not believe her? It was strange to you just how quickly your undying loyalty for Sasha had died. You were willing to hand over your own social security number to her only an hour ago, so why were you so hesitant to believe a single story now?

“So,” You said quietly enough for only Sasha to hear, “That’s what makes you a god, because nobody can see you but me?”

Sasha giggled, “No, no, no, of course not - I’m a god because-” Sasha paused for a moment and leaned in closer to you- “Well, that’s much too complicated to explain now, but I can explain why people can’t see me. If you’re interested, of course.”

Sasha wiped her hands down your sides, letting her fingers linger on the soft fabric of your dress. You felt your breath hitch your throat, the closer she got to your most sensitive spots. One of her hands moved towards your hips, dipping her fingers towards the hem of your dress and her other hand moved towards your chest, her fingertips gently playing with the cup of your tits.

Your voice got stuck in your throat, “I-I’m interested.”

“Great,” Sasha said with a smile, “Did you know there’s such a thing as too much?” Sasha moved her one hand to finally cup one of your breasts. “You can have too much fun, too much pity, or just too much love - and, I got in trouble for all three. I had too much fun despite being the goddess of wine and festivities; I had too much pity, falling for a seemingly scared girl who acted as if she wanted to be mine; and I had too much love in my heart for that girl. She’s the reason I can’t be seen anymore.”

You gasped as Sasha’s hand slipped under the hem of your dress, “Wha-what do you mean?”

“My punishment for being too much was that I couldn’t be seen by humans anymore. I enjoyed their love too much, that’s what he said to me! So, he took their love away. I went from party to party for 400 years, searching for somebody who could see, with no luck - that is until you.” Sasha gently brushed her fingertips against the soft skin of your thigh. “You can see me, and you shouldn’t be able to. So, I want to reward you - for being so intuitive and for reminding me what it’s like to feel a mortal’s attention. Do you accept that? Do you want me to reward you?”

Her words were going against everything you’ve ever heard or learned in your entire life, but you still knew the answer to that question immediately after she asked it. She may have been blowing apart two decades of information learned from the world around you, but she was still the most important person to you at that party. And, she was still the person you desired the most on the planet at the moment. So, of course you answered without a second of hesitation.

“Yes.”

Sasha turned you around quickly, taking you in her arms and kissing you profusely. Sasha backed you into the nearest tree, using the bark wall to only get closer to you. You were sure the marks from the trunk of the tree would be imprinted on your back and shoulders by just how hard she was pushing you into it, but you didn’t stop her - you didn’t mind the aggressiveness.

Her kisses were rough, as if she were trying to prove a point to you. Too much, she wanted her kisses to seem like too much, she wanted you to push away from her, ask for air, ask for space, maybe even run away as fast as you possibly can - but, you didn’t mind not breathing, especially when Sasha was the reason. So, instead of pushing back, you leaned into her kiss, letting her have the control she was trying to give to you instead.

Sasha moaned against your mouth, feeling you fall into her and mold yourself to be her ideal lover. You were willing to change yourself, mentally and physically, if it meant a moment with Sasha would come with it. And, that was all she wanted, she desperately needed somebody who didn’t think she was too much - she desperately needed you.

Sasha moved her hand even further up your dress, cupping your ass over the thin layer of your panties. The fabric of your dress bunched up at Sasha’s wrist, trying to follow her hand as it ventured further into your panties. Her fingertips lightly grazed the most sensitive part of you before removing itself from the fabric and going back to your hip.

“Wha-where are you-?” You asked breathlessly against Sasha’s face.

Sasha leaned back and smiled crookedly at you, “Don’t worry, pretty girl, how about I give you a little bit more?” Sasha fell onto her knees right in front of you, pushing your dress up to your hips before replacing the lost fabric. You whimpered as Sasha’s lips kissed up the inside of your thigh, leading towards the one spot you wanted her most. “But, you tell me if I’m being too much, okay?”

You shook your head frantically, “That’s not possible.”

“That’s nice to hear.” Sasha delicately kissed up your plump thigh before pulling your panties down your legs and having you step out of them. Sasha scooped up your leg and put it over her shoulder, now face to face with the most sensitive part of your body. “Now, say some more.” Her words caused air to blow on the wet area between your legs, and the new coldness from her breath made you shutter.

Sasha licked between your legs, smearing the wetness that had gathered from kissing her - Hell, even from dancing with her, just the act of being close to Sasha had you losing breath and getting wet between your thighs. She cleaned you up nicely though, gripping your thigh with her rough fingers as she licked up the slick that had collected between your legs.

Sasha’s hands ventured up your body as she licked over every inch of your entrance. Her fingers danced up your skin and you were suddenly reminded of her role as the god of wine and festivities - did moments like these count as festivities because you felt pretty festive. Her fingertips tiptoed up your thighs, over the curve of your ass and she used her hands to bring your body closer to her, circling her palms around your hips.

You felt like you needed something to hold you up right, your legs starting to turn into butter the longer you stood there. You leaned back against the tree behind you, letting the bark mark you up again from the weight of your body against the trunk. You arched your back away from the tree, giving Sasha more room to roam your body with her tongue.

You pushed your hips closer to her face, grabbing onto her hair as a way to pull her close. Your fingers fisted locks of long brown hair, pulling at Sasha’s scalp in an attempt to alleviate the pressure that was building in your lower stomach. You pulled Sasha’s face closer to you just as the band inside of your stomach broke and you released all over her mouth and chin.

Sasha pulled back from your body, her brown eyes meeting your eyes from where she kneeled on the grass below you. Her face was drenched in you, but she didn’t seem too bothered by the new wetness on her face. Instead, Sasha just licked her lips and wiped the excess off with the back of her arm.

“If I remember correctly,” Sasha said with furrowed eyebrows, “I think this is the first time I’ve ever been on my knees for somebody.” Sasha smirked at you. “Usually, people are kneeling for me instead.”

You lightly moved your hand over Sasha’s hair, “How about next time, I kneel for you? Does that sound good?”

“That sounds like a dream.”

Though she was being serious, Sasha almost sounded like she was making a joke. You supposed that was a downside to being such a fun loving god, you could never take a moment seriously because it just wasn’t what you did. And, you supposed, it must be hard to play that specific role you’re forced into simply because you’re all knowing being, you even sort of pitied Sasha in a strange way.

You grinned at Sasha, “If you think just my words sound like a dream, then wait until you hear the pretty moans I pull from your mouth when I go down on you.”

Sasha laughed as she rose back onto her feet, she was only an inch away from you. She took her time as her eyes looked over your face and listened to the way that your breath still caught in your throat. She was pleased with herself, but she was also pleased with you - pleased you were able to see her, and pleased you allowed yourself to unravel before her.

“It’s a date.” Sasha leaned in and pecked her lips to your lips. “Tomorrow night?”

You gave her a curt nod, “Tomorrow night.”

You no longer cared if she really was a god or not, you’d kneel before her everyday if she wanted. You would go on your knees, on all fours, pray with your head between her legs - you’d be a good little follower of her’s, soaking up her every command. Because maybe - just maybe - someday she would want to be back with her face between your legs, and she could make you feel this good again.

No one suspects a thing. And here is why.

No one would ever think that a god of chaos would end up on a server known for beautiful builds and working together. That's why no one suspected that a Hermit would be said god.

So when a low ranking watcher showed up stating that they were looking for a god everyone was surprised. But they let them in to look around.

The watcher went around the server, they met Doc, Ren, Bdubs, Tango, and more. But they didn't suspect any of them of beng a god.

They had questioned the Admin, Xisuma, but there was nothing out of place, nothing that was a sign to the missing god of Chaos.

The watcher met Mumbo, and Scar. But neither of them knew much about this god. Then they met Grian, he looked familiar, but didn't know much.

There was nothing to find..

So no one suspects a thing.