Empires Smp God Au

Gemcyt Jimmy and joel fusion

a joel and Jimmy fusion would look something referencing toy sheriff from season 2 and statue joel from season 1 

So they have very pale green skin like porcelain and they have arms that look kinda stitched together like frankensteins monster or patches of there skin are dark blue which is noticeable next to the pale green 

I head canon that Joel like pearl from Steven universe can shoot lasers from his sword but his looks like electricity 

There hair looks like a dolls and it is constantly floating like they have just been shocked with static electricity 

oh and their go to move would be to make water clones

inspired by @marblegroves and @playername-player-of-games

secret life celestial symbolism

It’s that Time again time to nominate a symbol for the winner

Grian is the sun Scott is the stars pearl is the moon and Martyn is mars or earth (that one is not concrete)

Anyway I put forth the suggestion that Scar be symbolically associated with Pluto 

Pluto named for the misunderstood and vilified god of death and wealth

Pluto the ex planet that’s separated for reasons beyond its control 

Pluto a cold and secluded location

Pluto a place the suns warmth can’t reach

How I think I’m a squid kid would fit into dream Smp lore if he was white listed

I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno 

On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature 

Empires smp god au seablings

Lizzie is the second oldest god she started out as just an ocean god with only one domain under her belt and for a while she was alone

with time life grew in her ocean but unfortunately they were only single celled organisms who she could not hold a proper conversation

So she continued her lonely life until the first death which resulted in Jimmy the god of death making his first appearance leaving Lizzie shocked

because up until then she thought that there was nobody capable of communicating with her but at the same Time she was happy to not be alone anymore

I don’t think season 2 Joel is a god but I do think the headcannon I’ve seen of Joel from season 1 and season 2 being the same person is true 

I believe what happened was that after his palace was destroyed and his loved ones went missing joel searched for a purpose to distract himself from the grief 

He still wanted to leave behind a legacy so he became obsessed with building his magnum opus a statue just like his citizens but so much more he would get giant muscles and be very tall and have the power of a god

he based the design off of myths like Zeus because he was inspired by his wife who was debatably a goddess also he used famous Greek sculptures as references 

While He is the same Joel from season 1 he is not an immortal god like he claims he is It would be ironic because it would make him making fun of Jimmy for being a toy hypocritical 

I also think the reason Joel targets Jimmy so much is because they used to be brothers in laws and he used to think Jimmy was a great ally and friend so seeing someone with the same face and even some similarities in personality being a corrupt sheriff well it infuriates him to no end 

Steven universe the diamonds if they were children

Pink is the oblivious youngest child that is a bit of a brat but also insightful 

Blue is the crybaby child that is it low key spiteful and extremely needy 

Yellow is the obedient child that chides the others when they break the rules 

White is the bossy oldest child that thinks they know more than the others

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

Maximum ride au

grian Jimmy Martyn and pearl are the flock they are escaped avian lab experiments the only blood siblings are grian and pearl