Camper Quotes - Blog Posts

9 year olds… *facepalm*

Camper 1: That’s racist!

Camper 2: Donald Trump is racist!

Camper 3: Hey, he’s orange- what are you gonna do?

Camper 1: Orange lives matter!

Camper 4: We’re not supposed to talk about politics at camp!

Campers 1 & 3: Orange lives matter!

Counselor: Guys! Just drop it!

@thingsoverheardatcamp

“That’s not possible, there’s only 42 hours in a day,”

Camper in Response to another camper saying “I haven’t slept in 48 hours!”

Sea Shanty by 5th Graders

"There's a Ti-tan-ic at the bottom of the sea,

There's a fish, and a shark, and a sea anemone!"

Repeat 3x

Dutch Auction Quotes

Since we're on an island in the Pacific Northwest and it's storming, we decided to have a pirate/nautical themed Dutch Auction. We told the teams "Someone has fallen overboard, bring your best floatation device". One girl and a boy walk up to us and:

Girl: "This is our floatation device; *gestures to boy*, he's a ginger and he's wearing a red shirt so he's already red like those lifeguard pool things, he floats really well, AND *forces boys mouth open* he's already missing a few teeth so it doesn't matter if someone sits on his face!"

I died from laughter for a solid two minutes.