9 Year Olds… *facepalm*

When my parents blame me for not writing them because I've "lost touch with reality" at camp

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

Dutch Auction Quotes

Since we're on an island in the Pacific Northwest and it's storming, we decided to have a pirate/nautical themed Dutch Auction. We told the teams "Someone has fallen overboard, bring your best floatation device". One girl and a boy walk up to us and:

Girl: "This is our floatation device; *gestures to boy*, he's a ginger and he's wearing a red shirt so he's already red like those lifeguard pool things, he floats really well, AND *forces boys mouth open* he's already missing a few teeth so it doesn't matter if someone sits on his face!"

I died from laughter for a solid two minutes.

Sea Shanty by 5th Graders

"There's a Ti-tan-ic at the bottom of the sea,

There's a fish, and a shark, and a sea anemone!"

Repeat 3x

This movie is gold!

So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry? 

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values (1993)

When you let the kids use your fidget toys and what not:

ATTENTION: MY MOM BOUGHT ME A BABY GROOT BOP IT!!!