5th Grade - Blog Posts

thelittlestladylikesthis

7 years ago

Dutch Auction Quotes

Since we're on an island in the Pacific Northwest and it's storming, we decided to have a pirate/nautical themed Dutch Auction. We told the teams "Someone has fallen overboard, bring your best floatation device". One girl and a boy walk up to us and:

Girl: "This is our floatation device; *gestures to boy*, he's a ginger and he's wearing a red shirt so he's already red like those lifeguard pool things, he floats really well, AND *forces boys mouth open* he's already missing a few teeth so it doesn't matter if someone sits on his face!"

I died from laughter for a solid two minutes.