Sea Shanty By 5th Graders

“Bella is an unreliable narrator” 🙌🏼

Hi. Why aren't any of the Cullens playing with Renesme and actually raising her? They've all grown up in human society, some of them had siblings, and they (probably) have some idea of parenting and socialization. I just got the impression that when she was born and Bella converted, they were all just hanging out with the baby and nothing more.

Eh, I'll actually give them the benefit of the doubt on this one. Bella is an unreliable narrator and too wrapped up in herself to really realize what it means to be a parent, that means Renesmee could be doing anything at all with the rest of the family.

We know she's a playful toddler and Rosalie and Alice have fun dressing her up and taking tons of pictures, I'm going to assume the best in this case. (In part because child Vinelle was a dress up doll too, and I think I turned out alright, if fashion conscious.)

What we sadly also know is that Jacob plays a lot with her, so there's that.

You guys! We are a family of camp memory hoarders! My grandma saved this paperwork from when my mom went to Camp Moran in 1981!

It's Monday...

Picture it 🙌🏼 Lae’zel gets mad because Gale and Tav keep distracting each other and being cute n fluffy. Shadowheart tells Lae’zel to fuck off if she won’t let them be happy and then they start fighting. Astarion sits back and gets comfy watching the chaos.

Sneezing

My brother has one of those really loud, dramatic sneezes. He just sneezed three times in a row and scared the whole bus. I’m pretty proud of my response.

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Brother: *loud obnoxious sneezes* “whew” *sees everyone staring* “I’m sorry…”

Me: “Sorry? God bless you! How’s your nose?”

Thats right! The rest of you look away! We all get allergies in south Texas!

Bruh… I need it 😂

Keep calm be weird embrace the smooshy Gale faces.

This stupid fucking shirt.

Hahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂

When campers complain about ropes course helmets

7:30am: “Texas, I’m hungry!”

8am: Breakfast

8:30am: “Texas, I’m hungry!”

Every 10 minutes until lunch: “Texas, I’m hungry!”

2pm: “Texas, I’m hungry!”

Every 10 minutes until 4pm: “Texas, I’m hungry!”

4pm: Snacktime

4:01pm: “Texas what are we doing now?!”

Me inside: