7:30am: “Texas, I’m Hungry!”

What in the absolute AI’s version of a Dumbledore/Gandalf love child is this?

When everybody leaves the summer camp before you

Me, roaming around the dorm rooms and cafeteria alone:

Oh my friends, my friends forgive me

That I live and you are gone.

There's a grief that can't be spoken. There's a pain goes on and ooon-

All my camp friends on facetime: you fucking drama queen we're just in the fucking airport we're not even dead-

Me: Oh my friends, my friends, don't ask me what your sacrifice was for

Empty chairs at empty tables

Where my friends will sing no moreeee.

the most relatable camp staff post ever...

Camp Shirts at College

Random Person: Hey I really like your tie dye- where’d you buy it?

Me: *slightly offended* I made it… I work at a summer camp…

Person: “Really? It looks so professionally done!”

Me: “Well, I’ve been going to camps for like 10 years and I’ve been working at them for 4… so yeah…

Were the chacos, running shorts, and camp tee not enough?!

You guys! We are a family of camp memory hoarders! My grandma saved this paperwork from when my mom went to Camp Moran in 1981!

on our way to camp out

Camper: Will there be sinks at campout night?

Me: Nope, remember earlier when we hiked up to the campsite? Just a fire pit, no sinks.

Camper: Okay, are we bringing water?

Me: *carrying a jug of water, a jug of juice, s'mores supplies, kindling, water bottle ...* Don't worry, I've got water for you guys.

Camper: Is that the water? *points at purple juice?*

Me: ... is water usually purple?

Camper: Ohhhh is that juice?!

(Camp: teaching critical thinking skills to 6th graders when the school system has failed them)

Okay, I’ll admit I’m a late bloomer when it comes to playing BG3 so I need someone to be happy for me. This nose boop had me ROLLIN’! 😂💖

SLYTHERIN: “Everyone has talent. What’s rare is the courage to follow it to the dark places where it leads.” -Erica Jong