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Inside Out kind of describes what it's like to be a preschool teacher

Sneezing

My brother has one of those really loud, dramatic sneezes. He just sneezed three times in a row and scared the whole bus. I’m pretty proud of my response.

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Brother: *loud obnoxious sneezes* “whew” *sees everyone staring* “I’m sorry…”

Me: “Sorry? God bless you! How’s your nose?”

Thats right! The rest of you look away! We all get allergies in south Texas!

I Bring a Small Library to Camp

One of the many reasons people at camp call me “Mom” is because I love reading to my campers at bedtime or during down time when asked. I’ve been called “entertaining” by my fifth grade campers because I “do voices” and read more like I’m narrating a play and all of its parts. Part of the reason I do this is because, well, I enjoy it. They may not seem too interested in reading when you interact with them, but that’s usually because it’s during the day and there are so many other things to do. But when given the option to stay up a bit later, they will want to be read to; and many kids (and even teens) really do like listening to someone else read. For younger kids it may be something their guardians do at home; for the older ones it may remind them of the comforting reading time they had as a young child. Children who are read to on a usual basis (five or more times per week) often use more literary language when asked to speak or write.¹ While working with children, I have noticed that many kids show signs of stage fright or a feeling of discomfort when doing things as simple as introducing themselves to a group. I like to use reading to my campers as a way to show them that speaking up and being crazy when you talk is perfectly okay and even encouraged.

I find it’s often difficult to get my campers to interact (sometimes appropriately) at meal times. While being the icebreaker of the group can work, at breakfast I found my campers often spoke about the book I read the night before. That’s the last thing they remember from the previous day and it’s the first thing they’ll talk about the next morning (unless they’ve already been distracted by gaga ball). When we read to campers or children in general, they’ll unintentionally talk about the story, ask open-ended questions, question word definitions, and point out conflict and resolution. This promotes an increase in their language development and comprehension of stories– all of which lead to better reading skills.²

I usually bring a small collection of paperback books to camp with me and have a library in my cabin for down time or if they would like to read before bed. The big hits this past summer were J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone and Roald Dahl’s Matilda.

Keeping in mind that my campers are usually in the 3rd-6th grade (8-12 years old) age range, here are some books I keep in my little library:

Dolphins at Daybreak by Mary Pope Osborne

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s by J.K. Rowling

Lions at Lunchtime by Mary Pope Osborne

The Talking T. Rex by Ron Roy

Midnight on the Moon by Mary Pope Osborne

The Lucky Lottery by Ron Roy

Matilda by Roald Dahl

The Worst Best Christmas Pageant Ever by Barbara Robinson

The Canary Caper by Ron Roy

Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White

The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo

Faith and the Electric Dogs by Patrick Jennings

The Adventures of Captain Underpants by Dav Pilkey

Fergus Crane by Paul Stewart

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

Now just remember, if that character yelled- you should be using above an inside voice. If that character is described as having an accent- try your hardest to have one. The more engaged you are in the book, the more engaged they will be. Read to your campers. They will love it and you will have control over bedtime.

¹Wolf, M. (2007). Proust and the Squid: The Story and Science of the Reading Brain. New York: Harper Perennial.

²Berk, L. E. (2009). Child Development (8th ed.). Pearson Education, Inc.

When people trash talk the Milky Way Unit. My little boys are angelic ducklings and I am their mama duck!

When anyone trashtalks my cabin

I AM SO STOKED!!!!

Hey love your writing, I was wondering if I could request a Haymitch x reader oneshot? I was thinking the reader is an ex victor as well and is used similarly to Finnick by the capitol. Her and Hamitch start getting into in one night and he wants to make sure she’s comfortable because he knows how the capitol uses her body, so it’s super fluffy and soft smut!

Thank you so much for reaching out ❤️ I’m not doing requests just yet; still getting on my feet with writing. But stayed tuned- you’re on the right track for where I’m going 😉

2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner, bar soap for body, forget shaving, learn to appreciate cold showers

How do you master the art of a 3 minute shower?

First of all, this is possibly the most amusing question I’ve ever received.

The art of the three minute shower…

1) 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner. If you can find the combination shower/conditioner/body wash, even better. (Some people call this bar soap.)

2) If you’re even considering waiting for the water to reach a decent not-too-hot or not-too-cold temperature, you’re wasting time and lying to yourself. This isn’t the Embassy Suites.

3) If you’re feeling especially lazy/crunched for time, the shampoo you’re rinsing off down your body DOES count as a body wash.

4) If you’re a girl and you’re considering shaving your legs in the shower….BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (seriously, I’m crying from laughing so hard.)

Any more suggestions, counselors? Comment and share your secret to the 3 minute camp shower!

My Camp name is Texas and when kids ask my real name I tell them "Tejas". None of them speak Spanish and they seriously believe it.

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

When you can’t find the best fanfic ever because you forgot to like it and can’t remember what it was called…