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BRO. THIS IS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST CRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN. I LOVE THIS AND EVERY TIME I SEE IT IT MAKES ME HAPPY💛 anyway, have a lovely rest of ur day!!

Fun fact: jefferson was 12-14 years older than hamilton. The generational gap was exaggerated by the fact that jefferson was also 8 inches taller than him. Imagine getting roasted by a tiny gen alpha kid in court

In hindsight, the shipping corner of the Hamilton fandom was probably the funniest thing that could’ve happened with that musical.

Because normally, shipping occurs through analysis of the media and characters. Even if two characters never interact, you could still look at how they behave in a dynamic with others and say that sure, maybe they could be together, that would be fun. It’s self-indulgent, it’s having fun with your imagination.

But not with Hamilton, oh no no. Because these are real people, they have a presence outside of the musical that you have to consider. You can’t just say “I think __ and __ should kiss” because they lived a real life, they were real people who lived through a specific set of events.

(Although personally, I think you should do whatever. They’re so far removed from the real founding fathers that you could probably make them into new characters- and people have. Shoutout Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson.)

But in 2016, people would say something like “yeah Lams is canon” and the pull out HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS AND LETTERS to prove their point? They uncovered new information and read through legal transcripts just to say that two old men probably kissed in secret?? That’s HILARIOUS. What an era.

the correct answer here is going back in time to show Thomas Jefferson this classic

"We need to go back in time to show Gorge Orwell the state of the internet." "We need to go back in time to show Marx modern capitalism." Man up and go back in time to show Sigmund Freud Omegaverse.

Flight attendant: please make sure all small items are secure before landing

John, whispering: do you feel safe, Lexie?

Ok very much like when Patroclus died, I very much like Achilles will have a mental breakdown thank you very much(also the analysis is really great)

Hamilton was Achilles or Patroclus for you?

Achilles, I suppose. Because Patroclus already has many parallels to Laurens; like the issues with his father, and he acts as Achilles emotional support in the Iliad. But also the matching aspect of Patroclus dying in battle and Achilles' mental breakdown afterwards.

Also the pipeline of Achilles being compared to Alexander the great, and Hamilton being compared to Alexander the great.

Reblogging is too much fun at this point

Alex: what are you, 5?

John: 5 feet taller than you!

Alex:

John: 

John: please don’t hurt me

hey theres a lot more history saying hamilton and laurens had a thing than hamilton and angelica so kinda annoying thats a subplot in hamilton musical 

Laurens: Hamilton... Ham....

Hamilton: *writing*

Laurens: Alexander... Alex, I’m bored.

Hamilton: *still writing*

Laurens: I said I’m bored... Are you listening? HAMILTON!

Hamilton: Oh my god Laurens don’t you have anything better to do?

Laurens: Well, I could be doing you but you’re not cooperating!

ib: @wolfstar-shipper

today on "my thoughts on Hamilton": Hamilton and Laurens

I'm not getting into the historical facts and theories about these two, but imo they were lovers

the first time I watched the musical I was actually kinda disappointed in the lack of subcontext they showed. there isn't even that much gaybaiting.

then I thought "well its hard enough to establish a show with a almost all POC cast, that's also breaking traditional musical rules. give em a break"

it would have also undermined Alex' devotion to Eliza from the very beginning so probably wouldn't been the best idea story telling wise.

but then I watched it again and i noticed some looks, "Lauren's i like you a lot" and so on - BUT most importantly I wanna talk about their costumes.

when burr introduces Hamilton to Laurens, Lafayette and Mulligan they very soon form a friendship quartet. something bugged me while watching for the first time, but it took me a rewatch to realise what it was.

Lafayette is wearing blue (idk if this is nod to him being French, for me the association is there), Mulligan is wearing green so you'd kinda expect Ham and Laurens to wear red and yellow to complete the google/windows -esque primary colours scheme... and they kinda do. depending on light and shadow their coats appear more yellow-ish or red-ish. but that's the thing! they BOTH wear brown-ish/orange-y coats. they're not the same but they're WAY more similar to each other than anyone else coats.

maybe I'm over-analysing and it doesn't have to mean anything... but I really like the idea of their costumes hinting at something more between these two

I feel ya Hamilton, hehe depression go brrrrrrrr

Laurens: Did it hurt?

Hamilton: Yeah

Laurens: I was going to say when you fell from heaven-

Hamilton: It all hurts

Hamilton: My life is constant pain and suffering

Mmm yes put the fire hazard in Hamilton’s hands, what a way to end humanity

Hamilquote #3

John: Damn, the power went out. Alexander: Don’t worry, I got this. Alexander: *stomps foot* John: What-? Alexander: *Sketchers light up*

(Idea from @iamnotusnavi)

Alexander, partying at 3am with the gang: BaBy YoU lIghT uP mY wOrLd lIkE nObOdY eLsE

Hercules, staring at Laf: ThE wAy tHaT yOu fLiP yOur hAiR gEtS mE oVeRwHeLmEd

Laurens and Lafayette: BuT wHeN yOu SmILe aT tHE gRoUnd iT aIn'T hArD tO tElL-

The whole gang: yOu dOn'T kNoOw, YoU dOn'T kNoW yOu'Re BeAuTiFuL

Burr: I knew getting them drunk was a mistake

In the words of Alexander Hamilton, Flawless and perfect are the words to describe you, the way you crafter their letters to each other pure poetry and I loved it. I also loved their dynamic they were so damn adorable together.

It’s probably the hopeless romantic in me but love and romance have really captured me as of late, mainly in media but I just loved it really amazing work.

From a hopeless bisexual,

O.Monty

(P.S I know I’m cringe and I apologise for being so)

I watched Hamilton live in Cincinnati. It was great so now I'm doing a Laurens x Hamilton. It's going to be a couple letter exchanged before it is the real thing.

If you have a problem with me shipping people that actually exist you can go away. I CAN and am ALLOWED to ship this because in real life they exchanged love letters for three Years and invited Lafayette to a threesome. Not only that but after finding out Laurens was married and Hamilton got married, Alexander wrote to John saying they should have a four way with them and their wives. Thank you very much. Also, Linnimon Roll and Anthony Ramos have both said that fan writings of the portraed people are alright. If they didn't like it or said it was not alright to base the looks of of them or whatever then I wouldn't do it based off if the production. Since I don't know what Alexander and John looked like I'm basing it off of Lin and Anthony(excluding eye color. Hamilton's eyes were purple and I'm including that because bitch WHO?) Once again, if you do not like this. Sue me. I dare you. Don't read it, block me for all I care. I'm very passionate about this and love how they actually included it in Hamilton. "Laurens. I like you a lot," was confirmed to be how it was included. (Plus Lin said Anthony is attractive so bonus for that)

I'm getting off topic. It's starting after this I promise. As always it's written on my phone(in class this time), it's not proof read, and it's in the comfort POV of 3rd person. Please enjoy.

Letters

Actual story

The True Affair of Alexander Hamilton

Two days ago, Alexander Hamilton wrote a letter to his secret young lover. He misses the man he wrote to. John Laurens revived the letter with a smile that his dear Alexander hadn't forgotten him.

My dearest, John Laurens,

It had been too long since I've seen you last. Your letter has pierced my soul. You truly shine in your writing. How I miss your touch, your eyes, your embrace. I do not want to keep seeing in secret. How much I wish to hold you in front of those who laugh and spit at our love. How much longer must we stay seperate from each other? How much more pain can one take without the comfort of their loved one? How much more can this poor bastard take, John? How much longer must we wait to touch again. You have kept me going through this war. You. Only you and your letters. My love, I cannot wait to see you again. I can not stop thinking of you. You are my everything. You keep me from thinking. From my work. Washington has caught me thinking of you many times in the middle of writing an address for him. You are a poison. A sweet poison. My addiction to you is more than Burr's addiction to annoy. More than a Virginian and his tobacco. You taste of summers sweetest strawberries. The sweetest of the sugar cane sold from my home town. I could write a book on everything I love about you. About everything on your person. You are perfect. I see no flaws when I see you. Flawless and perfect are the words to describe you. No imperfections cross you. This world doesn't deserve you. They aren't ready for you or your beautiful mind. Let us meet in a week's time, August seventeenth, at the lake in the park, the one you talk about and visit so often.

Yours always and truly, Alexander Hamilton

Laurens wrote back happily. He always loved to write to his Hamilton. He had to be careful with his letters, sometimes his father would read the letters received or sent. He hadn't been caught so far. Hamilton received the letter from Laurens. He always read lovingly. Dear gods he missed his love.

My love, Alexander Hamilton,

You're words continue to pull me deep into the sea of love. Deeper than the purple of your eyes. I miss you so, my dear, Alexander. It always surprises me to receive one of your letters. You have many women and a few men falling at your feet. You chose a lowly soldier boy. I would not be surprised if you choose one over me, my love. Meeting you after these excruciating months sound the most wonderful idea within the world. Within this life. I cannot wait to see you again, Alexander. Your letters stay with me. Your words stay in my heart and my mind. I love you more than I could even write or say. You have that wonderful ability to put your love into words. I wish I was able to do the same. My dearest, Alexander, I will see you on the decided day. It will be amazing seeing you once again.

With love, John Laurens

When the seventeenth of August arrives, Alexander Hamilton was the first to arrive at the lake. They always had to meet at night as not to be seen. Hamilton had brought wine, cheese, and bread for them to share. He asked Washington for the wine to surprise someone he admired. No names were said to keep their relations hidden and secret.

Alexander never had to wait long for John. Laurens always loved to surprise Alexander from behind. Even though it never scared him, Hamilton always act convincingly surprised and scared just to see the wide smile across his lover's face. That perfect face. Alexander could write several volumes on how perfect and beautiful John Laurens was.

Alexander had to be staring at Laurens' features for at least a full minute. "Alex? Is everything alright?" John had asked to pull Alexander out of his love filled trance.

"Everything is perfect now that you are here," Hamilton smile. He gently pulls John into a hug. Laurens reciprocates and hugs back with the same softness. He loved how gentle yet strong Hamilton's hugs were.

"I brought wine," Hamilton pulls away. He quickly wadles happily over to the basket he brought. He pulls out the wine, cups and food. He places them ona blanket he laid out. He motions for his lover to sit down beside him.

Laurens takes a seat on the blanket as Hamilton pours the wine. He was going to pay Washington for the wine later. "Thank you for the letter. As always, you left me speechless," John smiles. He takes the cup of wine Hamilton offers. He takes a drink of the wine. He knew it was too expensive for the righthand man.

"How much was this?" John asks. He had a bitter tone, not wanting Alexander to waste money on him.

"I'm not entirely certain. If I am being honest, I and barrowing it from Washington. I am going to pay him for it," Hamilton explains as a promise. He puts a hand on Johns. He loved how even something as small as wine made Laurens concerned and ready to help.

"There are times, Alexander, that you scare me," he grasps Hamilton's hand softly. Alexander lifts Laurens' hand to his lips, kissing the kind youngers knuckles. Laurens blushes at the simple gesture. It was always the small ones that got him flustered.

"You are an amazing man with a heart of gold. You are the most beautiful and kindest man I have ever had the good fortune of knowing," he takes a sip of the wineit was sweet. It tasted like ten dollars. It might have been. It was more than just a possibility.

"Now listen here, Alexander," Laurens pauses. He bites his bottom lip, not being able to think of anything to contradict the compliment while flustered. He gives up, leaning into give Hamilton a quick peck on the lips. "Be quiet, you strange man," Laurens blushes. He was practically a tomato.

"My apologies. It's difficult to not speak of how-" Alexander was cut off by a longer kiss from John. He kisses back, chasing after the soft lips. Laurens hides his face with his cup as he sips the wine again.

"I told you to be quiet," John smiles, looking away from the purple eyed man. He might have been the one to initiate the two kisses but he was the one left blush.

"I'm sorry, my love," Alexander smiles. He pulls John into his side. The rest of the night is filled with soft kisses, a flustered Laurens, a finished bottle of wine, and talk of what happened when they were apart.

Hamilton and Laurens go back to their homes when the food is gone. Laurens had to be helped home. He was leaning on Hamilton the whole way. Alexander left Laurens at home before leaving for his own.

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Today I'll talk about how during Alexander Hamilton, the opening song from the show Hamilton, sir John Laurens' voice should also be amongst the 4th group as well, with the Schuyler sisters during the "me? I loved him" line. In this essay I'll

"There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair,” -Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson

(i know this is a fake quote but i still find this way too funny)

Anyone in need of a sassy Ham?

One two three four five six seven eight nine! There are ten things you need to know.

An eighteenth century selfie with the bae

i’m trying out digital art, and the hamilton film really inspired me!

maybe re-entering my hamilton phase was for the best bc i just spent an hour hot-girl™️ strutting on the treadmill to every upbeat song on the soundtrack and it was the most motivated i have been in agesssss

why am i re-entering my hamilton era??? i listened to wait for it on repeat for 3 hours the other day with zero shame and i spent most of today singing my shot word for word from memory. what is happening??

This definitely happened when Alexander was arguing with Jefferson-

Washington: Alexander, you can't keep fighting fire with fire.

Alex: Don't worry sir, I'm not.

Washington: *looks at him suspiciously*

Alex: *revealing something from behind his back*

I'm fighting fire with a shotgun

something that happened during physics today that's kinda funny:

*answering questions from a mock exam*

teacher- what's newton's 3rd law?

me- every action has an equal opposite reaction

teacher- I mean, correct, but why'd you say it like that-?

found these in my camera roll from god knows how long ago and found them funny, so you're welcome for the amazing gift of seeing them xoxo

HEY Y'ALL LOOK PRETTY GOOD IN YOUR FROCKS

How 'bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks ;)

Hello! Here is today's Hamilcoins comic, inspired by @hamilton-texts. Have a great day!

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Hello! Sorry for the lack of comics this week, we were on break. We introduce a new character today, though! Say hello to Hamilton's love! Have a great day!

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Hello! After technical difficulties (again) here is the Hamilcoins comic I posted this morning. Have a great afternoon!