Something That Happened During Physics Today That's Kinda Funny:

I drew Amina and Daisy from Murder Most Unladylike how i imagined them when i read the books. It's not the best, but I quite like it :]] @redbreastedbird

You know the best kind of ships?

The blonde and their dumbass dark-haired lover

The marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.6:

James- I can speak loads of languages!

Remus- Ok then, list them.

James- English, French, Spanish, Welsh, German, and Mandarin.

Reg- ok, say one thing in all of them then.

James *grinning*- ok. Hello, Bonjour, Hola, Bore da, nein and Nǐ hǎo.

Reg- That's on me, I set the bar too low.

late night thought-

I absolutely love, like LOVE the book series murder most unladylike right. It's so god damn amazing and one of the best series I've read. BUT, no one, and I mean NO ONE, appreciates inspector Priestley enough, like AT ALL. why does no one talk about him?? I hardly see posts or any type of fandom for mmu online, but anything I do see is never mentioning how fan-fucking-tastic inspector Priestley is, and I will not stand for it.

thank you for reading my very aggressive late night thought xoxo

James, after a date with Regulus: hey Pads, what’s up?

Sirius, who just found out about them: YOU BROTHERFUCKER-

Lily and Regulus headcannons

- It all began when Regulus skipped a year in potions and was partnered with Lily.

- They didn’t talk much at first. Lily, for one, was afraid of Regulus sharing the same views on blood status as his family whilst Regulus feared Lily would see him as nothing more than his last name. 

- Within a month, however, Lily started smuggling muggle books for Regulus to read (he loved all of them.)

- From then forth they were like a house on fire. 

- Lily told Regulus about her family and her relationship with her sister. In return, Regulus confessed how much he missed Sirius and longed to join him.

- It wasn’t until Lily saw the scars on Regulus’ body and how sudden sound gave him a violent shiver that she realised he had it just as bad as Sirius did.

- Remus soon started joining them in their “secret library” meetings, where they either splurged on Oscar Wilde and Virginia Woolf or gossiped their way through the day.

- Lily figured there was something between Regulus and James but couldn’t figure it out until she walked in on them making out in the Astromony Tower.

- After that she was their number one shipper and helped keep their relationship a secret (for both Regulus and James’ sake)

- Regulus would secretly hex anyone who called her (or anyone) a mudblood

- Regulus would vent and be sappy about James to lily for hours and in return Lily would tease the living shit out of James. 

- Regulus made sure to introduce Lily and Pandora (although he was a little stubborn because of how protective he is of both, he loves their relationship and how much they work together)

the marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.2:

(they're all studying in the library)

Reg- If I shout parkour before jumping off a cliff, can my death be excused as a failed stunt instead of suicide?

Sirius- Reg wtf.

Pandora- Reggie love, we've talked about this.

Moony- hmm idk... let's find out.

Marlene- can I join?

Reg- So a suicide pact?

Moony- no no. a failed stunt pact.

*Reg, Moony and Marlene high five*

found these in my camera roll from god knows how long ago and found them funny, so you're welcome for the amazing gift of seeing them xoxo

the marauders playing truth or dare-

sirius- kiss the most attractive person in the room

lily- ok but you won't like it

sirius- ????

lily- *kisses Remus*

sirius- uh lily! that's my boyfriend!!

lily- what?? he's the most attractive person in the room!

everyone- *silently shakes head in agreement*

sirius- *absolutely gobsmacked*

remus- *blushing, looking like a mf tomato*

deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.

sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.

regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.