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the marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.4: The slytherins edition

Barty- yknow, an air fryer is basically just an easy bake oven for adults...

Pandora- Barty, honey. you know I love you but please stop.

Reg- Don't worry Dora, I'll say what you won't. Barty, if you dont shut the fuck up I'll suffocate you with that pillow.

Dorcas- I mean, he's got a point *shrug*.

Reg- *throws pillows at both of them*

I imagine they’re like morticia and Gomez from the Addams family.

I dont think rosekiller is toxic

I acc think their relationship would be quite stable they're just mentally fucking insane

So I made a thing...

My random marauders opinions pt.1

Headphones/ earphones

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Remus- wired earphones

Peter- AirPods

James- headphones

Sirius- loud speaker (no headphones)

The marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.6:

James- I can speak loads of languages!

Remus- Ok then, list them.

James- English, French, Spanish, Welsh, German, and Mandarin.

Reg- ok, say one thing in all of them then.

James *grinning*- ok. Hello, Bonjour, Hola, Bore da, nein and Nǐ hǎo.

Reg- That's on me, I set the bar too low.

deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.

sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.

regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.

found these in my camera roll from god knows how long ago and found them funny, so you're welcome for the amazing gift of seeing them xoxo

I saw that it was May Wongs birthday today from the book series murder most unladylike and so I thought I'd share the fanart I drew of her a few days ago as a celebration :]

@redbreastedbird

late night thought-

I absolutely love, like LOVE the book series murder most unladylike right. It's so god damn amazing and one of the best series I've read. BUT, no one, and I mean NO ONE, appreciates inspector Priestley enough, like AT ALL. why does no one talk about him?? I hardly see posts or any type of fandom for mmu online, but anything I do see is never mentioning how fan-fucking-tastic inspector Priestley is, and I will not stand for it.

thank you for reading my very aggressive late night thought xoxo

This definitely happened when Alexander was arguing with Jefferson-

Washington: Alexander, you can't keep fighting fire with fire.

Alex: Don't worry sir, I'm not.

Washington: *looks at him suspiciously*

Alex: *revealing something from behind his back*

I'm fighting fire with a shotgun