The Marauders As Shit Me And My Friends Have Said Pt.4: The Slytherins Edition

found these in my camera roll from god knows how long ago and found them funny, so you're welcome for the amazing gift of seeing them xoxo

I saw that it was May Wongs birthday today from the book series murder most unladylike and so I thought I'd share the fanart I drew of her a few days ago as a celebration :]

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My random marauders opinions pt.1

Headphones/ earphones

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Remus- wired earphones

Peter- AirPods

James- headphones

Sirius- loud speaker (no headphones)

the marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.2:

(they're all studying in the library)

Reg- If I shout parkour before jumping off a cliff, can my death be excused as a failed stunt instead of suicide?

Sirius- Reg wtf.

Pandora- Reggie love, we've talked about this.

Moony- hmm idk... let's find out.

Marlene- can I join?

Reg- So a suicide pact?

Moony- no no. a failed stunt pact.

*Reg, Moony and Marlene high five*

Lily and Regulus headcannons

- It all began when Regulus skipped a year in potions and was partnered with Lily.

- They didn’t talk much at first. Lily, for one, was afraid of Regulus sharing the same views on blood status as his family whilst Regulus feared Lily would see him as nothing more than his last name. 

- Within a month, however, Lily started smuggling muggle books for Regulus to read (he loved all of them.)

- From then forth they were like a house on fire. 

- Lily told Regulus about her family and her relationship with her sister. In return, Regulus confessed how much he missed Sirius and longed to join him.

- It wasn’t until Lily saw the scars on Regulus’ body and how sudden sound gave him a violent shiver that she realised he had it just as bad as Sirius did.

- Remus soon started joining them in their “secret library” meetings, where they either splurged on Oscar Wilde and Virginia Woolf or gossiped their way through the day.

- Lily figured there was something between Regulus and James but couldn’t figure it out until she walked in on them making out in the Astromony Tower.

- After that she was their number one shipper and helped keep their relationship a secret (for both Regulus and James’ sake)

- Regulus would secretly hex anyone who called her (or anyone) a mudblood

- Regulus would vent and be sappy about James to lily for hours and in return Lily would tease the living shit out of James. 

- Regulus made sure to introduce Lily and Pandora (although he was a little stubborn because of how protective he is of both, he loves their relationship and how much they work together)

The marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.6:

James- I can speak loads of languages!

Remus- Ok then, list them.

James- English, French, Spanish, Welsh, German, and Mandarin.

Reg- ok, say one thing in all of them then.

James *grinning*- ok. Hello, Bonjour, Hola, Bore da, nein and Nǐ hǎo.

Reg- That's on me, I set the bar too low.

star butterfly and mabel pines would absolutely, no questions asked, be the bestest of best friends.

that's it.

the marauders playing kiss, marry, kill-

remus- ok James, Pete, pads and... regulus

james- ok ok. kiss regulus, marry regulus...

sirius- *glaring at James from the floor*

james- and kill pads

peter- ok first off wtf man i guess I just don't exist and second, kill sirius??

James- well with that look he's giving me, if I don't kill him, he'll kill me so...

remus- *silently takes sirius' wand from his hand*

"Green suits you," said Sirius with a smart smirk playing in his lips and a not-at-all subtle nod at the Great Hall's entrance where now Lily Evans was entering with her green gaze slotting through the tables in search of an empty seat.

"Yeah," James said absently, thinking about Regulus' sweater laying on the floor at the end of his bed and his tie hanging from one of the posts. "Green really suits me."

deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.

sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.

regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.