The Marauders Playing Kiss, Marry, Kill-

the marauders playing kiss, marry, kill-

remus- ok James, Pete, pads and... regulus

james- ok ok. kiss regulus, marry regulus...

sirius- *glaring at James from the floor*

james- and kill pads

peter- ok first off wtf man i guess I just don't exist and second, kill sirius??

James- well with that look he's giving me, if I don't kill him, he'll kill me so...

remus- *silently takes sirius' wand from his hand*

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