Stapled My Thumb Today With A Handheld Stapler. And The Only Thing I See In The Darkness Is The Polar

Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭

A bride without a head and a wolf without a foot

King Julian is nandor and Maurice is gulliermo. I have been spoken to by an entity to bring this message.

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

Mexicans at their weddings

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He tries to steal her from a display window and makes a friend.

Kylo ren is an archeologist

The only thing to keep my company is my multiple tabs of AO3 and the one tab of strawberry shortcake crochet hats