King Julian Is Nandor And Maurice Is Gulliermo. I Have Been Spoken To By An Entity To Bring This Message.

Financial aid and loans is literally the worst part of the college experience. I would rather get mugged in the dark of the night if it meant I could forget my Barc account information.

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

Thinking about how young me BEGGED my mom to let me have this hair. The side bang was my foil for most of my life.

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat