The Only Thing To Keep My Company Is My Multiple Tabs Of AO3 And The One Tab Of Strawberry Shortcake

i think they should make more movies about real people but making them gay against their will. i think andrew garfield is a pioneer for what he did to real billionaire eduardo saverin

The fact that there’s no mannequin au fanfics out there makes me sick to my stomach. Does no one know how to have fun anymore 😔 a movie about a artist who falls in love with a muse that has inspired artists throughout centuries in a romcom where they are a mannequin brought back to life bc of the love they were given just for his gay friend to simply accept that this man talks to, dresses up, and has sex with said mannequin. Without knowing she’s alive with no comment. 🙄 ✋ they just don’t make movies with passion anymore

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

King Julian is nandor and Maurice is gulliermo. I have been spoken to by an entity to bring this message.

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

Can't Catch Me Now is markwardo coded

Financial aid and loans is literally the worst part of the college experience. I would rather get mugged in the dark of the night if it meant I could forget my Barc account information.