A Bride Without A Head And A Wolf Without A Foot

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. He tries to steal her from a display window and makes a friend.

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

Forget high schools and coffee shops. Which half of your OTP would be cast into the timestream to inhabit other lives and solve other people's problems forever without recognition or thanks, and which half would be projected as a hologram, the only person who can see them as themselves, aiding them and keeping them tethered, but doomed to never touch them again and never bring them home?

King Julian is nandor and Maurice is gulliermo. I have been spoken to by an entity to bring this message.

fuck labels my sexuality is just Dev Patel using his teeth to drive a knife into a mans throat

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

Casually stumbles upon a body of the person I murdered

Me: oh boy