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If I caught myers on the table in that position I won’t be able to control myself. Amen 🙏

BRO WHERE TF ARE YALL COMING FROM?!

IMMA FIGHT TUMBLR TO GET YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM

Thank you 🛐🛐🛐

IM GLAD YOUR WRITING AGAIN YOU SEXY BEAST ❤️❤️❤️

Anyways König🙌

THE COD MALEWIFE

♡ random headcanons ♡

☆ starring ☆

♡ könig aka the most babygirl of them all ♡

Tw: mentions of anxiety, weight and mature language. Other than that pure fluff

A/N: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T GET IT HOW MUCH THIS MAN IS STARTING TO GROW ON ME. THIS FUCKING TALL ASS BITCH AND THE OTHER GIANT JACK SKELLIGNTON FUCKER ARE THE BAIN OF MY EXISTENCE. I needed to do write for him, you can blame it on tiktok and it's sinful content and @bloodlst for fueling my obsession

He knows a lot of cool fidgeting tricks with pencils or knives because he needs to keep his hands busy when he's nervous.

It's almost like a security blanket for him when he's around too many people, he carries something he can fidget with and uses it

I can't stress this enough but tall people have back pains and oh boy if könig is tall

He is always cranky in the morning because of it and because he loves to just sleep in the weirdest fucking positions ever

Which is funny cause otherwise his postures is always very straight and stiff, it just that when he sleeps he gets all weird

About that, he hates, absolutely despises, the beds they have during missions

THEY'RE TOO SMALL OKAY? AND TOO THIN AND HE CAN'T FUCKING REST WELL AT ALL

which makes me absolutely sure he downs coffee likes it's fucking water

His breakfast is basically a big ass mug of coffee first and then some herbal or fruity tea or maybe some juice

He loves sweets but has a weirdly good self control

He just likes the idea of savouring things rather than eating all at once bc they're so good

Besides I just know he has also a tendency to gain weight more easily than the others

He just tries to be as healthy and balanced with things as much possible bro

The only times he doesn't pays much attention to what he eats is around the holidays or when he gets to see his family

Which always ends up in him putting some weight but he doesn't cares that much, he always gets in shape before getting back to work

He loves to read, he carries a book everywhere he goes and ITS THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO CAN'T FUCKING HIDE THEIR REACTION TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE STORY

You can actively see this unit of a man closing the book and like getting up and walking away two steps just to turn around and keep reading

HE CAN'T HANDLE THE DRAMA OKAY? LEAVE HIM ALONE

He does not look his age at all. Either bc of how youthful he acts or bc he looks really young no one has ever guessed his age and it's something he find quite funny so he just let people try to figure it out on their own

People are often really mean with him and sometimes really harsh. He knows they're just playing around and they mess up with everyone like that but he gets genuinely hurt sometimes

No one notices cause he always takes it like a champ tho

I feel like ghost kind of gets annoyed at him. Not for the reason you may think

He's just looks always so serene and at peace, but most importantly happy and it's something ghost can't comprehend given what they do for a living

Key word is looks

König is not a sad person by default and he recovers pretty quickly for certain things but he always carries around a weight of guilt and self doubt that is unbearable sometimes

Much like ghost, this man is kind of scare of himself really

He always worries about ending up being some sort of psycho who has no regards towards human lives

He gets so carried away when he's on the mission and often does not realise how efficient and kind of brutal he can get

He is absolutely scared of ghost. Everytime he is in the same room with him he just gets so nervous he ends up embarrassing himself more than once

Look, I may be projecting onto him but I KNOW THIS MAN AND HE HAS HIS JAW FUCKED UP FROM CLENCHING IT TOO MUCH

like I have anxiety and my jaw is dislocated cause ever since I was a kid I was always clenching my jaw while sleeping or unconsciously while going about my day so I just know that someone like him has the same problem

He has definitely popped his jaw and hurted his ear more than once and has ADORABLE CROOKED TEETH CAUSE I DO AND I WANT HIM TOO OKAY?

he is really good at signing but everyone thinks he's not because the few times he has tried to sing in front of someone he fucked up from being too nervous

He knows how to play piano. As matter of fact he has one at home

Prefers wine over beer or cocktails but has a weird ass liking for strong liquors

And BTW he is annoyingly hard to get drunk, this man could get down shot after shot and still be as lucid as ever

Which soap found out by embarrassing himself. König ended up trying to take care for him the whole night cause he felt guilty

When he gets angry is not a pretty scene. He's always so jolly and easy going even if you're rude to him so is hard for him to get angry, but when he snaps this man is not playing around

Smells of fresh laundry and lemon perfume

He is still pretty mad about not being able to be a sniper. Specially because he's good at his job, he knows he is but no one believed in him and his abilities bc of his height and his anxiety

When he was younger everyone always used to talk over him because he had difficulty with speech due to his anxiety

He used to get so frustrated to the point of crying and since no one ever had the patience to listen to him he just used to write on notebooks all the things no one ever wanted to hear

He still does it and has like a lot of diaries filled with rants, thoughts, jokes ecc

When he was younger he used to listen to the FILTHIEST SONGS not knowing what they were about because he didn't understand English well

When he's nervous his accent slips a little bit

He writes letters to his loved ones and specially his s/o when his away from home and has the prettiest handwriting ever

Sigh,,,, 😔 time for an oc story get ready 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Ilyt :) (ty I needed this ❤️)

Yo is anyone else’s tumblr not working right? It won’t let me look at my messages for some reason and I just can’t do a lot of stuff.

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Nsfw below:

Sub!Trans!Micheal Myers x dom! Male! Reader 

Some gender dysphoria comfort for our sweet doll Micheal. Just some soft to rough fucking and fluff.

Cw: Dysphoria, body worship, Praise, vaginal fingering, cunnlingus, nipple play, penetration, Creampies, belly bulge, abuse mentions and comfort

Micheal had bad days like all of us even if he didn’t really have emotions. The sanatorium especially didn’t help his body issues. He asked the nurses for top surgery one time to which they didn’t mind but loomis refused anything else. As he grew up his pecs started to get bigger causing him more dysphoria. He also never got bottom surgery which also didn’t make him feel like a real man.

Micheal was having one of those more dysphoric days. He was looking at his chest running his finger under his crescent scars. He was annoyed at how he looks no matter how much he tried, he hated himself. 

“Baby boy?” A voice calls out from behind him. “Are you alright sweetie?” You ask grabbing his face in your hand as you rub his soft, pink lips. He leans into your stomach as you sigh and rub his beautiful hair. He lets out a groan of a certain tone telling you he’s a bit insecure at the moment. “Aw, what’s wrong precious?” He sighs pointing to his scars as you look confused for a moment then the realization hits. “Dysphoria acting up for ya?“ you ask as he shakes his head. You kneel next to him snaking your hands under his arms to his chest. 

You put your head in his nape as you rub the scars. “Sweetheart, you know that the fact that your chest is a bit bigger than most men doesn’t make you less of one.” You state your words being muffled by Michaels neck. He grunts in response, you laugh slightly. Your hands around his chest start to squeeze in there path. He looks at you with his usual stoic demeanor but with a pink blush on his cheeks. “You are the most masculine man I have ever met, I don’t think I’ve met someone as handsome as you prince.” You say biting down on his neck still needing his boobs. 

You start twisting his nipples making his back arch a bit as soft pants ring out through your shared room. He was so fucking adorable like this. You could tell he was getting needier and needier by the second with the way his thighs rubbed together.  

After around 10 minutes of your torture on his nipples there was a big wet spot on his pants as he humps his chair aching for release. “Aw is your pussy that desperate for me?” He groans loudly as you snake your hand down to his waistband of his pants. “You’ve taken the abuse well pretty boy.”

You smile as you pull him onto the bed propping his head up on the pillows. He looks at you with blush all over his cheeks as his blue eyes dart away embarrassed. You crawl onto him kissing him deeply. “Such a good boy for me aren’t you.” You say rubbing his inner thighs. He looks at you as you pull away, drool leaking down his lips. 

You crawl down to his stomach slowly pulling his pants down. You could see his pussy clenching around nothing through his underwear. So needy for you. “God your so perfect Mikey.” You say no lie in your voice whatsoever. You finally pull his underwear down the cold air of the room hitting him. 

His pussys dripping so much. You circle your finger around his thick lips. So meaty and thick. You take your finger and spread it open. He always makes you drool. You open your mouth latching yourself to his sweet pussy. He always comes fast from any stimulation not really being left alone in the sanatorium. His quiet moans filling the room with your lewd slurping. You bring your fingers up to his hole pushing them in as you take your face off his clit. 

“The fact that you have a pussy or bigger tits doesn’t make you any less of a man, doll.” You say hitting his g spot each word. His back arches as his mouth fall opens. His back arches and his pussy starts pulsing letting you know he’s right at the edge. You continue your abuse on his clit and hole. “C-cumming.” He whispers out as he squirts all over your face. 

You laugh softly at the mess of a man infront of you. His tongue out like a dog. You gently lift his legs up not wanting to hurt him. “Fuck baby look how hard you got me.” You say giving strokes to your cock. His mouth waters as much as his pussy does as he looks at your fat dick. You start rubbing your cock against his wetness lubing yourself up so it doesn’t hurt for him or you.

You look at Micheal with his legs wide open over your shoulders. You finally rub your tip across his slit pushing in as he groans. “Always so fucking tight…” it was always like a snake wrapping tightly around your dick. “Sweet boy.” You start slowly pumping into him. “S- speed the fuck u-up…” he groans out softly as his raspy voice fill your ears. 

You laugh a bit at his greedinesses grabbing his hips fucking him faster. “Oh yes baby~” you moan out as you look down at his fucked out face. You start pounding even faster hitting his g spot roughly as you bring your fingers down lifting to hood of his clit. You start rubbing it and pounding even faster. 

His back starts arching as he thrashes around. You grab his hips as his pussy vigorously pulses around you. “Cumming baby.” You moan out shooting your thick load far inside of him. He looks down at his pussy seeing that somehow your dick was still hard. He sighs pushing into your dick telling you to keep going. 

“Are you sure baby?” You ask. He nods as you start thrusting even harder. His loud pants ringing in your ears making you want to pound into him even more. He starts telling you to go as fast as you can wanting you to chase your own pleasure. “Close baby close.” You moan out giving more rubs to his clit as he moans. 

You start thrusting into him the sound of skin slapping vigorously. You can tell he’s close too the way his pussys erratically throbbing and him covering his face with a pillow. “Cumming prince.” You say as you grab his hips making sure he doesn’t move. You look down at your dick seeing a white circle around your base.  You and mike were panting heavily him more than you but none the less. 

Micheal looks at his stomach and sees a buldge in his stomach. You then realize it too. You pull out and look down with eyes wide. Fuck, you came a lot. “Sorry sweets.” You say laughing as Micheal groans annoyed at the hot sticky cum in his stomach and hole. 

Art from icezero09

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