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Ilyt :) (ty I needed this ❤️)

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So @bloodlst and I were talking about how unfair it is that no one seems to care about könig enough to draw him maskless. Now, I am no artist but I wanted to bring justice to my beloved austrian King

Besides the fact that anatomy isn't clearly what I excel for may I present you maskless könig

I took in consideration some of my könig obsessed bestie headcanons like the big hair corners ecc

When I think of könig I see him as a mix between Paul bettany and Austin butler. I wanted to recreat that

Sanpaku eyes, big straight nose, wavy soft hair, not too ripped but not too soft either. I gave him dimples too and scars AND A FACIAL SCAR CAUSE I KNOW THIS IDIOT WOULD NEVER MANAGE TO KEEP HIS FACE SAFE

I'm a little bit self-conscious about how I draw but once again my lovely moot has helped me in having a little bit of confidence with my drawings

I'VE TRIED AT LEAST

BRO BRO. I FINALLY DREAMED OF SOMETHING I LIKE

The dream was like about Jeffrey Dean Morgan (I couldn't really understand if it was negan or just him) and we were like on a train that travels to time(?) And it was basically me being annoyingly playing hard and him trying to flirt all the time even at really inappropriate times

I wanted to tell you cause you said I could spam you too

Bro why can’t I get these dreams 😭 the closet thing I may have gotten to a wet dream was also a fever dream 💀

Welcome to earth 😃 (LOOK AT MY FUCKING MEAT CLAWS BRO EW 😭)

can I give her head by any chance?

Informational Card for Kaii Lloyd

Name: Kaii Lloyd

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Date of Birth: 2/24/1978

Weight: 175lbs Height: 5'4"

Spouse: Leon Kennedy (Married Sept. 13th, 2009)

Career: Ex-Nurse/Agent

Friends/Family:

Melodi & Adam Lloyd (Mother & Father/ Deceased)

Lizza Lloyd (Grandmother)

Leon Kennedy (Best Friend/Husband/First Love)

Elena Winters/Redfield (Best Friend)

Chris Redfield (Best Friend's Husband)

Nicknames:

Honey-Bunch, Persephone, Wife (Used by Leon)

Kaii-Kaii, Blossom (Used By Elena)

Faceclaim:

Lily Collins (actress in Stuck in Love, Mortal Instruments, etc)

Personality:

She's a very shy person at first but has an outstanding persona, warm and kind with a big heart.. I wouldn't make her pissed off as her personality could change as a emotionless angered woman. Traumatized still from the events of her submarine mission with Leon, Shen-May, and Jason.

Backstory on Kaii Lloyd:

Growing up to live with her mother and father in Aurora, Ohio. Her mother used to make children's books as her father would be working in an office to help get his wife's books published to the world, as she learned to care and cherish each moment even if it were the little things

Kaii lost her parents in 1986 to a hit n run, suspects were later arrested for the murder of her parents a month later. Having to live with her heavily religious Grandmother that she never would've thought had a fake façade in front of her parents, never wanting to go down the route of 'The Holy Spirit" she sent her to a private Catholic school to have her beliefs changed.

Being outcasted in this school filled with religious intent to self destruct someone's brain, Kaii continued her path of Atheism, loving to learn not be forced into it. Punished for her behavioral outbursts, her wrist up her arms were slapped with a wooden ruler until blood spilled on the floor painting it the beautiful crimson red, resighting a passage from the Bible. Leaving light healed scars on her arms like tiger stripes, scarred for 9 years as she faked being religious to make her grandmother happy.

Bullied in this school for being slightly different than the rest, having braces where her one issue she had growing up. Being called "Cage Mouth", "Crooked" , "False Teeth", "Toothless" as she would never smile without showing her teeth ever again.

Once she was at the age of 18, finally released from the school she craved freedom from. She was face to face with her grandmother again as anger filled her heart, tears falling as she screamed at her face the cursed words of hatred. Making the journey back to her birth home to gather what was hers, what belonged to her... Taking the college fund money to help support her during college to get her nursing degree in college.

Gaining her Masters degree in nursing she later started working at Spence's Memorial Hospital in 1998 before the outbreak started later that night....

Chris redfield x male reader who’s a rock singer pls

Uh yeah, I’m just shocked I got an ask about a fic or sum it’s been awhile- 😭 

Chris was never one for get togethers. Maybe when he was younger but not now. He was a busy man he never had anytime for crap like that. But Claire insisted (like always) that he needed to get out of the house for once. 

She knew he was a bit weird in crowds but she had a concert she wanted to go to and she wanted someone else to go to. This was the perfect opportunity, they could leave at anytime because of the way the dome was built. Plus she’s been before and it’s always been fun. 

Claire was sitting in her living room watching tv when Chris comes out in green cargo pants and a black short sleeved t-shirt. “Let’s get this over with.” She rolls her eyes as she turns the tv off grabbing her keys. 

They arrive at the concert as she hands the tickets to the bouncer. They both walk in as Chris looks around enamored. Flashing lights bright and fast but not enough to be annoying or migraine inducing. Claire smiles as he continues following her. 

They stop when they reach a spot. Claire hands him a drink as he takes a sip. “Alright the concerts starting soon come on.” He downs his whiskey following behind. They walk through the crowds of pumped up sweaty people. 

They stop at a point as they look up to the stage. 

After a bit of waiting a voice comes on a really sexy one. Chris inhales as he listens to the excited voice. After a few seconds of talking and other things people begin to come out. Probably other band members. They’re cool but don’t catch his eye. Then the main singer comes out. 

He had jeans, black boots and a white undershirt on with a bunch of dog tags. It was simple but fit a rock band perfectly to be fair.

“He’s so fucking cool!” Claire shouts at Chris as he stands their mouth agape and in awe. Claire looks at him curiously as he finally managed to speak. “H-he’s so hot…” She laughs at his comment as the music begins to turn on. “He’s signing autographs after the concert go get one!!!” She shouts over the loud crowd. He smiles as he begins to bop his head to the music.

The concert was incredible. He’s never ever really done something like that but he enjoyed every second. Everyone claps at the performance, screams, whistles everything.

 “Alright I’ll be at the bar go shoot your shot.” He nods focused on getting to the angel he laid his eyes on. 

As he was walking along the path a bunch of people managed to move him in the opposite direction. He couldn’t fight through it so he gave up sighing as he gets swept somewhere else. He wobbles a bit as everyone moves to other places. 

He looks around, backstage? He begins to turn around but manages to bump into someone. He falls backwards as he begins to look up. “Oh shit you alright?” It was the lead singer! Holy shit! Holy shit! “Oh my god, I’m a recent fan, my sister introduced me to you tonight and uh your concert was awesome!” Chris smiles at the man as he smiles back. 

“It’s to meet a fan, a new and old one especially.” Chris practically shakes with excitement. “Can I have your autograph?” He asks curiously. The man laughs. “Of course I’ll do your name to since your new Mr?” He tilts his head. “Oh uh Chris Redfield.” 

The man stops for a moment. “Woah are you THE Chris Redfield?” He asks smiling. Chris nods rubbing the back of his head. “Chris Redfield is a fan of mine holy shit-“ the man laughs as he nods. “Yeah of course you can have anything man thanks for your service!” Chris smiles happily as he hands the man a piece of blank paper and one with his number to.

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

IM GLAD YOUR WRITING AGAIN YOU SEXY BEAST ❤️❤️❤️

Anyways König🙌

THE COD MALEWIFE

♡ random headcanons ♡

☆ starring ☆

♡ könig aka the most babygirl of them all ♡

Tw: mentions of anxiety, weight and mature language. Other than that pure fluff

A/N: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T GET IT HOW MUCH THIS MAN IS STARTING TO GROW ON ME. THIS FUCKING TALL ASS BITCH AND THE OTHER GIANT JACK SKELLIGNTON FUCKER ARE THE BAIN OF MY EXISTENCE. I needed to do write for him, you can blame it on tiktok and it's sinful content and @bloodlst for fueling my obsession

He knows a lot of cool fidgeting tricks with pencils or knives because he needs to keep his hands busy when he's nervous.

It's almost like a security blanket for him when he's around too many people, he carries something he can fidget with and uses it

I can't stress this enough but tall people have back pains and oh boy if könig is tall

He is always cranky in the morning because of it and because he loves to just sleep in the weirdest fucking positions ever

Which is funny cause otherwise his postures is always very straight and stiff, it just that when he sleeps he gets all weird

About that, he hates, absolutely despises, the beds they have during missions

THEY'RE TOO SMALL OKAY? AND TOO THIN AND HE CAN'T FUCKING REST WELL AT ALL

which makes me absolutely sure he downs coffee likes it's fucking water

His breakfast is basically a big ass mug of coffee first and then some herbal or fruity tea or maybe some juice

He loves sweets but has a weirdly good self control

He just likes the idea of savouring things rather than eating all at once bc they're so good

Besides I just know he has also a tendency to gain weight more easily than the others

He just tries to be as healthy and balanced with things as much possible bro

The only times he doesn't pays much attention to what he eats is around the holidays or when he gets to see his family

Which always ends up in him putting some weight but he doesn't cares that much, he always gets in shape before getting back to work

He loves to read, he carries a book everywhere he goes and ITS THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO CAN'T FUCKING HIDE THEIR REACTION TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE STORY

You can actively see this unit of a man closing the book and like getting up and walking away two steps just to turn around and keep reading

HE CAN'T HANDLE THE DRAMA OKAY? LEAVE HIM ALONE

He does not look his age at all. Either bc of how youthful he acts or bc he looks really young no one has ever guessed his age and it's something he find quite funny so he just let people try to figure it out on their own

People are often really mean with him and sometimes really harsh. He knows they're just playing around and they mess up with everyone like that but he gets genuinely hurt sometimes

No one notices cause he always takes it like a champ tho

I feel like ghost kind of gets annoyed at him. Not for the reason you may think

He's just looks always so serene and at peace, but most importantly happy and it's something ghost can't comprehend given what they do for a living

Key word is looks

König is not a sad person by default and he recovers pretty quickly for certain things but he always carries around a weight of guilt and self doubt that is unbearable sometimes

Much like ghost, this man is kind of scare of himself really

He always worries about ending up being some sort of psycho who has no regards towards human lives

He gets so carried away when he's on the mission and often does not realise how efficient and kind of brutal he can get

He is absolutely scared of ghost. Everytime he is in the same room with him he just gets so nervous he ends up embarrassing himself more than once

Look, I may be projecting onto him but I KNOW THIS MAN AND HE HAS HIS JAW FUCKED UP FROM CLENCHING IT TOO MUCH

like I have anxiety and my jaw is dislocated cause ever since I was a kid I was always clenching my jaw while sleeping or unconsciously while going about my day so I just know that someone like him has the same problem

He has definitely popped his jaw and hurted his ear more than once and has ADORABLE CROOKED TEETH CAUSE I DO AND I WANT HIM TOO OKAY?

he is really good at signing but everyone thinks he's not because the few times he has tried to sing in front of someone he fucked up from being too nervous

He knows how to play piano. As matter of fact he has one at home

Prefers wine over beer or cocktails but has a weird ass liking for strong liquors

And BTW he is annoyingly hard to get drunk, this man could get down shot after shot and still be as lucid as ever

Which soap found out by embarrassing himself. König ended up trying to take care for him the whole night cause he felt guilty

When he gets angry is not a pretty scene. He's always so jolly and easy going even if you're rude to him so is hard for him to get angry, but when he snaps this man is not playing around

Smells of fresh laundry and lemon perfume

He is still pretty mad about not being able to be a sniper. Specially because he's good at his job, he knows he is but no one believed in him and his abilities bc of his height and his anxiety

When he was younger everyone always used to talk over him because he had difficulty with speech due to his anxiety

He used to get so frustrated to the point of crying and since no one ever had the patience to listen to him he just used to write on notebooks all the things no one ever wanted to hear

He still does it and has like a lot of diaries filled with rants, thoughts, jokes ecc

When he was younger he used to listen to the FILTHIEST SONGS not knowing what they were about because he didn't understand English well

When he's nervous his accent slips a little bit

He writes letters to his loved ones and specially his s/o when his away from home and has the prettiest handwriting ever

Guide:

Welcome to my blog. I write for Male and NB reader, ladies I love y’all but I don’t write she/her content. You can still check out my blog though ❤️. Anyways here you can let dark desires flow and have fun! I write smut, headcannons, angst, fluff, fics, ficlets and match-up’s! Don’t be afraid to slide into my inbox anytime for anything. The only boundaries I have are no bodily fluid kinks except spit and cum I guess. (For smut) Content does get dark beware. Their will ALWAYS be a CW! Or TW! For stuff that is needed. Btw some content is way older so be warned 💀

THIS ACCOUNT IS NO LONGER IN USE FOLLOW @mr-bas00nist

Albert Wesker, Suggestive: GN reader

Out Of the Depths: Chris Redfield

Various smut: AMAB! Monster Reader

Chris Redfield: Male reader

SubTrans! Micheal Myers: Male Reader

Albert Wesker, Suggestive: GN reader

Sub!Evan Macmillian: Male Reader

The Entity Smut: GN reader

Frank Morrison Fluff: Gn! Reader

Sadako Yammamura fluff: GN Reader

Mikaela Reid: GN reader

Chris Redfield: Male reader

Josiah: Agressively Caring GN s/o

Jeff the killer smut: GN reader

Thomas Hewitt: Micheal Myers: Angst

Sub!Patrick Bateman: GN reader

Sub!Parasoul Smut: GN reader

Sub!Bloodhound smut: GN reader

Sub! Connor: GN reader

The Boys+Gwen: GN! Parently reader

Yandere Vance: Male reader

Vance: Gn! Bimbo Reader

Vance Comfort: GN reader

Vance Fluff, Picnic: GN reader

Lucky Chloe Headcanon NsfwSfw:GN

Sub! Eddie Munson: Gn reader

Billy Hargrove fluff: GN reader

Sub!Billy Hargrove: Male reader

Hange Angst: GN reader

Micheal Afton Fluff: Gn reader

Main 3: Gn s/o who can sing

Stone Ocean Girls: GN possessive reader

Anyways thanks for checking this out enjoy your stay!

(Tagging my Mutuals ❤️ @morwap @natti-ice @momma-vi @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @brandnewhuman @allen-444 )

hello friends! I’m going to be deleting my November stuff because there’s no point in writing it if I don’t get anything from it. I’m just torchering myself by pumping out stuff no one wants. But anyways I should be changing my theme again for the first time in awhile so yeah, stay tuned ❤️

My dads bout to be on that list he’s pissing me tf off

my dad is officially on my no contact list.

fuck that cunt

RE Boys Coming Home to a Sleeping S/O

This has been a dead ass account, with the last post being literal months old now and about a whole different fandom. I recently got into Resident Evil (Thanks DBD for adding my new husband Wesker) and while my ass is struggling to understand the lore outside the basics, I’m trying and I’m also gonna write these characters anyways. Are they going to be OOC? Probably. But take some of the RE boys coming home to a sleeping S/O.

if there's a guy you want not in here, it's likely because I know so little of him. I'm still getting into the series (I'm only up to RE5 as of now).

GN!Reader, Fluff, Not at all edited, Likely OOC portrayals

Characters: Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy, Carlos Oliveira

ALBERT WESKER

It’s a common sight for Wesker to come home to you sleeping, considering he works late almost if not all nights. Hell, he’s surprised whenever you’re not sleeping by the time he returns home. 

If you’ve fallen asleep on the couch - either from watching TV or maybe even waiting for him to come home -, in the beginning of the relationship, he may just leave a blanket on you so you’re not cold, but further into the relationship, he’ll carry you back to the bedroom.

He’s not one for cuddling either, but he will occasionally spoon you. It won’t start out like that, however, it’s more of a subconscious thing he does while asleep next to you. He may fall asleep next to you, arms at his side (he goes to bed face up, the arms at the side makes him look like a robot), but you’ll wake up with one arm loosely hanging around your waist and his warmth comforting you from behind - if you wake up before him.

CHRIS REDFIELD

Another man who usually works late. Little too attached to his job, it may as well be his second partner - right after you, of course. 

He usually comes home to you getting ready for bed but sometimes, he’ll come home when you’re already in bed. Though he’d probably never admit it aloud, he does feel a little saddened he can’t chat with you when he comes home, but he’s also a patient and reasonable man, he knows it’d be ridiculous to request you stay up even later just so he can have a brief conversation with you.

He does his best in keeping quiet while getting ready for bed but by the time he adds his weight to the mattress, you’re already turning your head to greet him drowsily. He usually apologises with a quick peck on the lips. Immediately urges you to go back to bed as he shifts into his spot beside you.

He enjoys hugging you tightly more than spooning you, to be honest. He likes embracing you and keeping you close to his chest. But if you manage to sleep through the ruckus of him getting ready for bed, he’ll settle for spooning you.

LEON S. KENNEDY

Really only ever comes home late when out with friends or coming back from a mission. He has a small habit of uttering a tired, “I’m home” to a darkened house whenever you’ve already gone to bed. 

He’s usually exhausted by the time he comes home late and will immediately book it for the bedroom. He’ll crawl into bed and if you’re a light sleeper, you’ll wake up to Leon clinging to you from behind. He’ll apologise for waking you if you greet him. 

He’s got a deathgrip around your stomach as he nuzzles into your back. If he doesn’t, please spoon him. He adores it.

If he’s not tired, he still lays in bed with you, silently admiring you. Occasionally, he’ll brush a few strands of hair out of your face just to keep cherishing your features with a smile. After a few minutes, it gets him completely knocked out for the rest of the night.

CARLOS OLIVEIRA

(this mans last name is so impossible for me to type correctly half the time. curse you second "i")

The type to despise coming home late. He’s exhausted, with his work, his limbs are sore, and he doesn’t get to see you. So when he comes home to a dark house, he’s a little defeated. But hey, he gets to see you - you’d be sleeping, but it’s still you. 

He’s surprisingly stealthy in slipping into bed, so much so you get jumpscared awake by his touch. 

And he’s a cuddly bastard, immediately swinging his arms around you and pulling you back into him as he peppers the back of your ear and neck with soft kisses. He usually keeps you up with a small and whispered conversation, just to check in with you before letting you drift back off into a deep slumber. 

He’ll just nuzzle his face into the back of your neck and when his tight grip loosens just a smidge, you’ll know he’s passed out sleeping - if his snores didn’t alert you to that.

reblogs are greatly appreciated <3

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IMMA FIGHT TUMBLR TO GET YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM

Thank you 🛐🛐🛐

OMG 8 MONTHS???

I think you’re entitled to financial compensation 😭

ONG 💀

Ayo are you stuck in shadow banned land or something? Every time you tag me I never get the notification even though I’ve got it set so they should come up 😭

BRO IVE BEEN SHADOW BANNED FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS HELP

AWWW THAT LOOK AWESOME MISH ❤️

HAPPY SCREAMING

I SWEAR I HAVE THE BEST MOOTS

TYTYTYTY MISH 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

YYEEEEE IM SO HAPPY YOU ENOYED THE ART I MADE! I’m not perfect at it but I enjoy getting to practice and loved working on your OC Catharine 💕

OMGGG I LOVEEE OCS, SELF INSERTS AND MADNESS COMBAT SO IM CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR INSERT- WHATS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERYONE?!!! 😉😉😉😉

Hey babes great question-

uh well a quick rundown of my personality is I’m serious and stern around people I don’t really like or care about and around friends of mine I let go completely but trust issues go brrrr anyways-

anyways their an Arc Angel of sorts so they don’t necessarily get along with auditor or Jebus. Let’s get into it!

Jebus: Like I said they don’t really like him and he doesn’t really like them. They tend to brawl it out a little bit they’ve got that frenemy relationship. They have their fun together lots of laughs but they still don’t forget the fact that they still want each others heads on spikes. Though their relationship would have to be 5.5/10 like I said it differs but they usually hit it off when they’re not trying to kill another.

Auditor: Bro can’t stand him, he’s such an asshole bro. He’s not even fun to talk to, yeah he’s a little hot but an ass. Anyways bro wants to kill the Auditor but waits because they simply don’t feel like doing it. Unlike Jebus and them their enemy’s pure enemy’s. They wanna sock him in the face and spit on him. Their relationship is a 2/10 never keep them in a room together it will not end well for either party.

Phobos: They’re actually decent friends they definitely don’t like his ego or his whole outlook on everything but they don’t do anything about it really. Their a true neutral tbh. Though they don’t approve his actions or anything when they look pass that their not bad friends.

Mag agents: I mean their neutral with them like everything, their impressed by their forms and the brutality of them. It’s sad to be honest but intriguing to watch. They like observing them but their not really friends with any. They can’t even name one. The MAG agents beware them though.

Grunts: They have a soft spot for them to be fair, their small and innocent, some. They understand that their mostly doing the killing business to survive. They don’t kill them unless they have to and usually remorseful if so. They like giving hat pats and some grunts go to them for hugs. They try to not get attached because they know for a fact their gonna get killed but they can’t help it and still get sad. 5/10

2BDammed: usually they help him with his work and stuff like that. They fetch him remedies and even share secret medicines. They like to help him out, similar to an assistant. Usually you’ll see them in his office sometimes teleporting in and out of it. They’ll usually give a small wave before turning into a fog of gray. 7.5/10

Deimos: Very good friends actually. They like fucking around with him and so does he. They’ll randomly teleport to scare him and he pulls lots of pranks on them. Their light hearted but really cruel pranks and jokes. Almost have Deimos a heartattack before no joke like bro started genuinely hyperventilating like crazy. They apologized profusely and he just laughed it off. 8.5/10

Sandfard: There both black so they can relate with racism and stuff like that. They talk and vent to each other. They’re besties and care about e another dearly. They like going to parties and just talking. They share a lot of similarities with their personalities. They appreciate each others company and simply each other. 9/10

Tricky: They make lots of jokes with tricky, they like goofing around with each other. They have lots of fun and dance parties. Drinking buddies each others wing men. Always trying to help each other get some play. Someday, someday. When they were both human they had a great relationship and they have a great relationship through death. 9/10

Hank J. Wimbleton: Oh boy- so at first Hank payed not attention to them. When they attempted to make small talk he paid no mind. They knew he was cold and understood where he was coming from perfectly. They both have had their fair share of trust issues of course. When they first met he attempted to kill them but he failed. What made it even more insulting was that they didn’t even try to kill him. He was just stuck in a loop of swings and dodges. After that little deal he didn’t think much of it until- 2BDammed brought them in talking about them and how great they are. He was mad but he realized they attempted or socialize with him. He was flattered oddly, they got closer and closer and eventually Hank got a little crush😏

hope this was decent 🧍‍♂️

Hey there! Did ya know that while you could bond with your dog by simply holding eye contact it's actually considered a threat or a test of dominance for wolves! So if you have a dog just by looking them in the eye you are sharing a bond, just don't try it if you ever meet a wolf ;3

No promises 😍

please bro-

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

Ew is that a madness combat self insert?

Yeah…..

@allen-444

Okay Yes but no, now don’t get me wrong Chris In his twenties 🙏 like yes BUT. RE5, RE6 AND VENDETTA CHRISS?

25 ERA AINT GOT SHIT ON HIM IN HIS 30s OMFG 🙏🙏🙏😍❤️❤️😍

(bros gone through so much plastic surgery no wonder he always looks like an alcoholic he doesn’t have enough money to buy some fucking clothes damn🙄 Vendetta was his less rugged era it wasn’t giving rat as much as his other looks did)

This was the best looking Chris Redfield and I'm not hearing anyone's thoughts on the matter

Take It All

Patrick Bateman x Male Reader 

Cw: Smut, Social Hierarchy, Sexism, Dom reader, asphyxiation, homophobia, closeted, blowjobs, public sex, degradation, threats and dub-con

In this world you either kill or get killed. There’s the strong and the weak. Patrick thought you were one of the weak but he was incredibly mistaken. 

“Mr. Bateman the printer isn’t working.” He hears your familiar voice as he perks up. He lets out a sigh as you look at him setting your papers down. “What other things can I do Mr. Bateman?” You ask as you fix your tie still keeping your eyes on him. 

He thinks taking a sip of his coffee. He sets it down as he clangs them empty coffee cup on the table. He slides it over to you as you barely catch it. “Coffee and make it snappy.” You nod as you roll you’re eyes at his snappy attitude.

You obey going to get his coffee and setting it down. You set it on his desk as you begin to walk away. “Really L/n? Doing a woman’s job huh?” One of his lackies mock you. You stop in your tracks. “Are you a queer or something?” You look behind you stopping at Batman’s face. 

He had that emotionless smile that most psychos had. You walk out of his office angrily. “Ha, trust me If I could’ve gotten a bitch I would’ve, but of course I got stuck with a gay.” You slam his glass door shut cracking it as you walk away.

Everyone looks at your hunched form. Anger they could all feel it. ‘Don’t mess with him right now.’ Everyone didn’t bother you or anything letting you get over your familiar anger. 

You were going out with friends tonight. Beers and chatter, simple but fun. You all were crying of laughter as you hear familiar steel toed boots tap on the ground. You look over to see Bateman and his assholes waving smugly. 

You shove your face in your hands as you groan. “You need to quit Y/n. This always happens, they treat you like shit.” One of your friends state, You nod in agreement as you sigh. “Eventually.” You all tried to ignore them attempting to have as much fun as you could. 

You all got your good chatting and everything. One of your friends began laughing so hard they spit their drink out on you. Everyone else was in hysterics at the cartoonish scene. You groan with a laugh as you stand up. “Excuse me my children, I’ll be back in a sec.” 

You walk into the bathroom taking your dress shirt off. You look at the door as it open. Bateman, it looked like he wanted to say something but couldn’t even get his words out as he looked at you. “I’m off the job.” You continue washing your shirt off.

As he walks over fixing his own tie. “You know y/n-“ you look at him as you yank his tie pulling him up towards you. “Just shut up for five seconds, can’t even get a break from you outside of work. Fucking stalker.” You roll your eyes as he looks at you stunned. 

He lets out a quiet noise that you would’ve missed if you weren’t so observant of him. You look him up and down as your eyes stop at a tent in his pants. Your face starts to break out into a smile as you laugh. “Pitching a tent for the queer huh? Disgusting.” He winced slightly at the harsh words as you throw him to the dirty ground. 

“If you want me that bad than who am I to deny.” You yank him crotc-level to you as you smile at his disheveled form. You take your dick out as it slaps him in the face. It was so thick and long fuck. He never had a dick in his face or even been on his knees for anyone. You grabbed it hitting his lips. “Any teeth and I’ll make sure everyone knows about your little boner for me.” He obeys angrily as he gives an experimental lick. 

He continues softly licking as a bead of pre cum come out. He brings his slender fingers to your cock ad he rubs his thumb on the tip spreading the pre. Felt good for him probably the same for you. The foreplay felt good but you wanted more. You grabbed his hair as he let out a shocked moan shoving your dick into his mouth. 

You hold him there as he tries to push off. “God fucking degrading me at work? If only I knew you were such a whore sooner Bateman. Than we could’ve don’t this years ago. Dirty slut.” He tries hitting the back of your thighs but that only adds to the pleasure. 

You start moving his head up and down your shaft abusing his mouth. He’s loudly choking obviously not used to this foreign object in his mouth. You laugh as you bring your hand up pinching his nose. He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe!!! He starts to tear up as the gaging becomes more vigorous. 

You laugh as he starts to turn a darker shade of red. From the asphyxiation or situation? You didn’t know but you loved it. His eyes begin to go heavy as his lungs burn. You start to get close as you grab his head shoving him as far as he can go. 

His eyes roll back as he takes your load deep into his throat. You let go of his nose as you continued thrusting slowly into his mouth milking your orgasm. With a few more thrusts you slowly pull out. A trail of saliva going from his tongue to your dick. 

“Treat me like that ever again and I’ll make fucking sure next time you’ll pass out understand?” He breathes heavily. You yank his hair as the tears begin to flow out. “Do you understand!!” You shout angrily “yes yes sorry sorry please sir!” you laugh as you slam him to the floor his head hitting the ground. 

“Dirty, dirty whore.” He sucks in the air as his lungs continue to ache. He tries picking himself up but failing as he accepts the fact he’ll be there for a little. This was so humiliating, laying on a dirty bathroom floor with cum still dripping out his mouth. He couldn’t think except for the fact that he wanted your dick in him and he couldn’t wait for next time.

@allen-444 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess don’t know how y’all feel about American psycho but Patrick’s hot so- 🤷🏽‍♂️

Oc Information: JUDAS

(Body): Judas is 39 years old. He’s 6’6 and 280 pounds. He doesn’t shave often, he usually just keeps it cause he has little time on his hands. He’s very muscular but there’s still a bit of chub there. He’s got blond hair and dark skin. Judas is originally from the Middle East. He’s African and Egyptian. He wears his eye patch because as a child one of the rulers ripped it out. He keeps it on so he doesn’t get insecure or even reminded constantly. Thick boy, fat ass and tits 🙏

(Personality): Judas is a very sweet guy, he’s very mature and he does give little reassuring smiles but he doesn’t often. He’s the father type, He’s very intimidating because his height but if you get to know him he’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet. Not a war guy. Peace over violence is how he likes to go but can’t really. 

Early life:  He’s actually a triplet! Oldest: Judas Middle: Mary (Mary goes by any pronouns btw👍🏽) Youngest: Gabriel. Judas didn’t really have bad parents or anything everyone just kinda fell apart. His father passed from cancer and due to his mother religion she couldn’t work or anything. Judas was only like 12 at the time. His mother told him to get his sibling to America safely. She gave him the remaining money they had and shipped all of them out. He found out a few years later after that, she shot herself in the head so none of them had to worry about her.

(Disability/ Illnesses): It’s obvious that one of his disabilities is his sight but he does have other ones. He has scoliosis to like a ninety degree (used to be way worse) and arthritis. He also has dyslexia. He has quite a few mental illnesses: Bi Polar depression (he was more of a self deprecating person he never tried to hurt anyone else), Paranoia, Psychosis and social anxiety (same bestie). 

Fun fact: Mary has severe adhd while Gabriel has severe autism. 

(Worklife): After the BSAA got him he just wants Chris fr. “Hey Redfield, I could continue your bloodline, let me put a baby in you, pussy.” Anyyyywaaaayyysss- very motivating, if you don’t like working out or anything like that he’ll encourage you somehow that you run 4 laps bro. He’s such a sweet guy, he’s always got whatever you need on him. For his fellow disabled team, he’s got sugary for the people with diabetes, braces for the body, he’s got shots for people allergic reactions, inhalers, pain medication, ginger Al’s for sickness, herbal remedies and medical. Bros got you. 

Anyway that’s some basic stuff and his birthday is September the 6th. Virgo if your interested in zodiacs, is a clean freak I’ll feed the astronomy friends to👍🏽

Thanks for listening my friends now it’s time to go to school and be sick for the rest of the day 🙏

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

Here’s a messy sketch I made for my oc in 5 minutes. I still gotta rewatch/play RE 6 🕴. Funny bisexual man with tramua. now I’m gonna go to bed cause I got school at 5 am 💀 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

Sigh,,,, 😔 time for an oc story get ready 🤷🏽‍♂️

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @allen-444

VI’s totally right It’s not like Mish copied your thing word for word? I understand maybe you’re new to tumblr and anyone who may be new could see this so here’s a quick thing:

•Reblogs don’t equal reposts: no one’s stealing your stuff if they reblog, sometimes if they have a larger following that helps you to be known. It’s very helpful (thanks Mish❤️)

•Tumblr isn’t like twitter: Likes won’t always get you seen reblogs will

•If you go to blog settings you can turn your reblog settings off so that doesn’t happen again if you don’t like it

There’s some other things but that mostly the basics about tumblrs system and that. Thanks for listening!

please don’t reblog my stuff

Alright? It just came up on my “for you” thing and I was genuinely agreeing with you and excited about the Code Veronica scenes that would be cool to see remade. Sorry if I upset you or anything.

I just recently followed you so I really hope you like my content sweetheart, again Much thanks <3

I do babe thanks for the follow ❤️

Resident Evil Characters x Mutant! Amab! Reader

Summary: Nsfw and SFW headcannons with some RE characters with a mutant AMAB s/o

Characters: Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Ada Wong, Albert Wesker, Ethan Winters, Carlos Oliveria and Rebecca Chambers

Chris Redfield: 

•At first when Chris met you he didn’t expect you to speak to him

•He was debating on shooting you but you still looked pretty human

•You we’re fucking huge though

•7’5 maybe taller and you looked like you could throw him around like a feather. 

•He always had a grand time talking to you

•He’s still afraid you may turn on him though

•Trust issues :(

•He’s the little spoon even if your small or big 

•Make him feel submissive 🤬

•I feel like Chris is a sub or service top

•The first time you had sex with him though- 

•magical 

•you had him in full Nelson with nothing but ease

•you could even see yourself in his stomach

•if you press down on the bulge he definitely comes on spot

•he’s used to being able to manhandle people easily 

•definitely has a size kink for you💀 

•all in all do be gentle with him, but don’t be shy to use him like a fleshlight 😏

Albert Wesker: STARS or After could be either

•He’s so intimidated by you it’s not even funny

•How dare you speak

•how dare you be so attractive

•you’re a mutant your below his level

•You grow on him though 

•to you’re super strength to your lovely personality 

•He’s not used to falling for someone so dominant compared to him

•it’s new to him so do be patient

•When you first slide into his ass though good god he’s HOLLERING

•Curses, praises you name it saying it

•For your first time I feel like it would’ve been side straddle

•it’s easy enough to hit his prostate with your huge size it’s even easier though with the position 

•He’s never came so hard before or been so loud

•if you can stay interesting and continue to fuck him like an animal than you can stay❤️

•Don’t think about turning your back on him or I’ll personally slap you 🤬

Jill Valentine

•She’s very reluctant at first

•You’re a mutant talking to her 

•She definitely ignored you a lot but as you guys began to talk more she enjoyed your company a lot

•She can do a bunch of stuff without fear now because your draping over her glaring at anyone who looks at her wrong 

•Scary dog privileges lmao

•“they don’t bite!” 😐

•you make her feel so safe

•she adores being anywhere near you

•in your arms, next to you, her hand around your waist or arm

•she’s just really touch starved

•She’s vanilla in my opinion but is willing to change that for you

•when she first saw your size she got so wet

•like she was leaking

•had her drooling fr

•you didn’t even have to rub her clit because she just came from your dick

•you fucked her on a wall

•A WALL

•how tf you that strong

•anyways make sure to destroy her pussy

•she’ll be begging for your load every second

•she had no idea she’d be this needy for someone’s cum bit here we are

•make sure she’s nice and full okay? 🙌 

Rebecca Chambers

•Sweet baby

•she was so excited when she met a mutant who could talk

•you guys would talk for hours on end!

•it felt so nice to be heard especially by someone so nice

•shes so impressed by your height and how strong you are

•make sure to pick her up a lot she likes being close to you

•hugs, cuddling, kisses all of the above 

•she like being big spoon though

•even though she’s smaller like way smaller she loves to feel like she’s protecting you

•she just wants to make you feel safe like she feels with you

•okay naughty time

•SIZE KINK. 

•She’s so small like so small

•she’s also very fragile

•the first time you guys tried to have sex even with all the prep you could possibly give you couldn’t even slide in 😔

•don’t worry though she bought a bunch of big toys and would keep them in her for hours so she can finally take you

•when you finally manage to push in it feels like your dicks in her chest

•so fucking big in her

•you can see yourself so visibly it’s not even funny

•you mine as well be in her chest with where you are in her stomach

•your a bit below her belly button

*she can always feel you in her cervix bro

•your so big and rough she loves it 

•the first time was definitely doggy and there were no regrets on both parties

•she’ll always be happy to have her pussy wrecked over and over again by you

Ada Wong

•now you tested her dominance when you guys first met

•she was a snake and you a honey badger

•no matter how hard she tried to kill you, you didn’t give a shit (lmao remember that meme)

•though when she finally stops trying to kill you she enjoys your company a lot

•your quite pleasant to talk to

•she’s always a bit afraid that you’ll turn on her

•this being the reason why she didn’t immediately have a relationship with you 

•she didn’t wanna have to kill you 😕

•you assure her you won’t though and with enough convincing it works 

•your in a relationship with a black mamba

•when you guys first fuck she does take control a bit

•telling you what positions to go in 

•at first you made her think she was in charge

•but when you slid in all that was thrown out the window

•she was squeezing you for all she was worse

•have you ever seen Ada cry? Well now you have! 

•you had her sobbing when you hit her cervix

•you had to stop a bunch to make sure she was okay 😭

•make sure to let her take control a few times okay? 👍🏽 

Leon S. Kennedy 

•already is obsessed with you when you begin to talk 

•big mutant who can dominant him with ease?

•awooga do you need your dick sucked?

•he’s such a fucking perv 

•please pick him up and throw him over your shoulder

•dirty boy loves it 

•anyways officer puppy’s a brat

•like he’s a BRAT.

•he’s always contradicting what you say

•just take your dick out or flash your pecs and he’ll shit up

•when you first showed him your incredible length and girth he whined

•bro whimpered

•he knew it was gonna be even rougher treatment for him because of his brattiness 💀 

•he just sighs sticking his ass up hoping your nice enough to show him some mercy

•and that’s your choice babe ❤️

Ethan Winters 

•Mold Man and Mutant Master

•When you first met he was absolutely stunned by your small talk about Rose

•you asking how she was it made Ethan scared yet happy

•as your guys relationship progress he lets you see Rose

•at first you don’t wanna hold her because your afraid your gonna hurt her but eventually you come around to it

•honestly Rose probably loves you more than Ethan lmao

•she ALWAYS wants to go to you instead of her own father

•I guess your kinda her parent now

•he’s just glad you guys love each other

•anyways another brat 🙄 

•fucking dirty whore

•he’s easy to get begging though

•he annoyed you so much the first time you guys were gonna fuck you just shoved yourself in raw

•he started bleeding and enjoyed every second of it 

•his eyes were rolled back and he was sobbing so loud

•he was so glad Rose was such a heavy sleeper and had no idea what was going on

•his mouth puts a truck driver to shame

•fuck him on a desk

•just trust me

Carlos Oliveria

•is weirded out by you •you shouldn’t be talking

•you shouldn’t be self aware wait wtf

•anyways you grow on him like usual

•when he falls he falls hard

•and my bro fell of a cliff for you

•he adores you

•he finds you so cool

•especially that fat DI-

•a lotus position man

•loves feeling you close

•hold him close when you fuck him

•whisper sweet nothings

•worship him and make him feel safe

•he already does this for you so 🤷🏽‍♂️ •mine as well 🤠

•anyways he lets out the neediest moans and whimpers

•overstimulate him

@allen-444 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess