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He’s so malewife I won’t him.

Chapter 7: Partners? 

Chris Redfield x Male reader

Summary: You all realize how close you guys are and how much you care about each other. If only on better circumstances.

You guys made your way to another lab. You take in heavy breaths of the stale air. Chris’s heavy boots get closer as he appears next to you. “American air.” You say with a laugh. Chris tilts his head with a confused smile. “Where do you live sir?” You lean against the wall. “Europe actually.”

He nods with a smile. “Mhm, always wanted to go, never got the chance though.” He explains “When we get out of here, do you wanna go on a vacation with me?” You ask with a excited smile. He perks up a bit. “We could travel Europe! Rome, Madrid, Bern, Brussels even fucking London Chris.” You explain with expressive body language.

He smiles thinking about it. “Sounds fun.” He gives a smile as you give a brighter one back. Sheva calls you guys open as she gets the lab door open. “Come on!” She shouts as you all follow close behind.

Warehouse, labs after labs was all that seemed in your path. Finally you guys open a door making your way outside. The light was rough on your eyes. “Over there!” Sheva shouts pointing to Excella and Wesker. “It’s time to put an end to this, let’s go.” You all nod following Chris down the heavy set stairs. 

“This ship is huge.” You say amazed. “Do you think there using it to spread uroborus?” Sheva asks, you think to yourself. “No, it’d give away their position to soon.” Chris says grabbing more weapons. 

You guys begin to hand each other weapons. You smile handing chris your flamethrower. “Take this partner.” You wink as Chris scoffs with a smile. You guys continue to find more crates as you stuff them in your bag. You all of a sudden feel this weird feeling in your stomach as you move out the way quickly. 

All of a sudden a bunch of zombie dogs rush to the spot you were. Guess that’s why. Chris grabs his gun shooting them with ease and precision as Sheva goes to finish the job he turns behind as more mutants come down. 

You look at Chris as he nods, he grabs the first one punching him and stunning him. Chris walks by the second one as he swings his bat into Chris. He lets out a cry of pain as you grab it’s head ripping it off. 

You wipe the crimson of your face as Chris pants. You look behind you to see the decapitated man thrashing. You shoot the uroborus coming out the mans decapitated head. 

Finally you guys make it into another room as you all see Excella. “Ah y/n dont let these freaks hurt me my dear.” She says dramatically. Chris growls at her as Sheva takes the lead. She begins to run as you shoot one of her briefcases knocking it out of her hand. Chris rushes after her as she locks the door on him. 

“She’s tough I’ll give her that much.” You nod as you look at the injections. “Mr. L/n is this?” Sheva asks and you nod. You guys finally make your way out the room breaking out of it as you begin to walk down the hall. You guys make it to another huge warehous. You guys watch as a box opens as more mutants come out. “Isn’t that a nice gift.” You roll you’re eyes.

One electrocutes Sheva as you push her out the way kicking it in its back. 

After killing a few more you guys make it to the elevator catching your breath. “So you’ve made it this far.” Wesker spoke with no emotion as usual. “To bad you won’t make it much further.” 

You guys make it out the elevator to see Excella moaning in pain. “Why when I’ve done so much for you..?” She groans out in pain. “Ah, Chris and Y/n how nice of you to join us.” You hear Weskers voice from a speaker. He gives his usual speech and you can’t help but feel somewhat bad for Excella. 

She thought that they were gonna rein together but she was simply manipulated by him like you were. “It seems you won’t make it much further.” Wesker speaks as you grit your teeth. “Step back.” You spoke putting your hand out as they move back. “Goodbye old friend.” Wesker speaks as the line goes blank.

“Albert!” She shouts as uroborus shoots out of her. “Nasty fucking way to go.” You speak as the other bodies get absorbed into her. You start to tremble a bit as you breath calming yourself “Run! Now!” You all nod and begin to run as giant tentacles try to kill you. Not an ideal 2 weeks back but here we are. 

More zombies more blood more guts, the usual. Chris and Sheva take control as you search everything. You come across Spencer’s notebook. You huff as you put it in your pocket.

You guys make it to a room as the giant mutant octopus sees you all. Chris picks a weapon you’ve never seen up as he takes a shoot. It screams in agony “That’s it hit again!” Sheva shouts as you all run to the other side. He waits till it charges as he shoots it again. “Atta boy!” You shout as you shoot the tentacles in the ground with as much brutality as you can.

It was starting to get tired you could tell. Chris had tentacles that started to envelope him. “Chris I’ve got it.” He hands you the gun as you aim carefully. With a deep breath you aim it perfectly as it lets out a final cry tumbling down as it succumbs. 

Chris gets the tentacles off of him as he looks at you with admiration. Thanks for saving me.” You look at him with a look of anger. “You saved us Chris I just delivered the final blow. Almost all this was you and Sheva I only brought the weapons and blew a couple heads off.” He rolled his eyes as you guys began to follow Sheva.

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @allen-444

Guys i cant breathe rn-

Hi can you do male reader x vance were they both listen to metal/rock music and they have a picnic together

Thanks for this! As a huge metalhead myself please enjoy!

Vance Hopper x (more of a masc presenting reader, he calls reader handsome but pronouns aren’t specified.) Reader

Cw: mentions of abusive parents, possible homophobia listen to cheap trick 👹

A Picnic huh

Apple Music

She's Tight by Cheap Trick

Listen to She's Tight by Cheap Trick on Apple Music. 1982. Duration: 2:57

You decided to surprise Vance with a picnic, he had been getting into less fights lately and he’s been getting better with everything! 

Also him being perfect was also going towards the picnic. Anyways you went to the record store to buy some tapes for your Walkman for you both to listen to. 

Metallica, Iron Maiden, megadeath, Def Leopard, Led Zepplin, The runaways, Rob Zombie, Heart, Cheap Trick, Slipknot, Black Sabbath, Queen, Guns N’ Roses and AC/DC you had it all. (Can you tell I’ve always been a huge metal/ rock head?)

You just had to pick out food you and Vance liked. You made sandwiches, soups, brought fruit, drinks and desserts for you both.  You just had to pick him up. 

You drove to his house in your mustang as you ring the doorbell hesitantly. Thankfully Vance’s mom opens the door. “Oh y/n, how are you honey?” She asks with a soft smile

“I’m alright Mrs. Hopper, I wanted to take Vance on a picnic, I got a bunch of food for us both.” You said with a smile. She didn’t need much convincing. You were her sons best friend and more but she didn’t know that part just yet. 

“Of course honey I’ll call him down you go wait in your car okay?” She says with a bright smile as she closes the door and you walk back to your car. 

You pat your steering wheel as Metal Health plays. Finally you hear a knock on your window. You crank it down as you give Vance a smile. “Well hop in handsome!” You say with a smile as he opens the door.

You both drive as “Surrender” by cheap trick plays. You both sing along as you drive to a park you and Vance go to often. “Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird!” He sings as you sing back “Surrender, Surrender but don’t give yourself away. 

You both ALWYAS had the best times. As you arrive at the park you bring your Walkman with you putting it your pocket as you bring the basket and blanket. “Hey baby set up the blanket real quick.” You say handing Vance the blanket as he nods

“This good?” He questions as you nod taking the food out. “This looks great y/n!” He says with a smile as he takes out a sandwich and a drink. “I’m glad dig in.” You say with a smile as you take your Walkman hitting play as you start off with some Queen. 

You both begin to eat and talk as you bond about the music playing softly. “Speaking of which what’s your favorite… queen song Vance?” You ask with a smile as he answers quickly. “Radio ga ga is my third, bohemian rapsody and probably Killer Queen.” 

You smile “a man with good taste.” You say as you lay on his thighs as he plays with your hair. “What about your favorite Metallica song?” He asks as you laugh. “Probably (Metallica song).” You say with a smile

As you both finish up your conversation cheap trick comes on again. “Oh sweet, love this song.” You say with a smile as you bob your head. “Is this cheap trick?” He questions. “I’ve never heard this song.” He says as your eyes go wide. “You’ve never heard “She’s Tight!”” You say stunned. 

He looks at you annoyed. “The guy who plays guitar has a guitar that has 5 necks!” You say with a smile as he thinks about it in awe as the guitar chorus plays. “I like this song a lot actually.” 

You smile “Glad I could help baby.” You start cleaning up the food as it starts to get darker. He sighs as he stands up sadly not wanting the evening to end. “Can I stay at your place tonight?” He asks.

You smile as you nod. “Here let me call my mom real quick.” He walks over it the phone putting his hand out as you give a quarter. You sit on the head of your car as he comes back with a thumbs up. 

“After you baby.” You say opening the door. “Thanks handsome.” He says mocking the words you said earlier as you laugh. You turn your radio as Barracuda comes on. “Alright baby let’s go for a ride before we go home, it’s nice out.” He nods with a smile as you both drive off.

Chapter 1: Welcome Back

Chris Redfield X Male Reader

Summary: You get a phone call from an old friend about another old friend to an even older friend.

S.T.A.R.S never gave you the best memories. Death pain and destruction. Though it was awful, you met some of your best friends there.

“Making good out of a bad situation.” was what Chris would say. Now here you lay in your bed trying to nap at 37 years old with almost nothing on your plate. It can drive some people crazy to not have anything to do but certainly not you.

You worked for this, everything.

You always felt pure guilt for the others who didn’t make it this far but you couldn’t reminisce on that. Your therapist taught you that. As you begin to doze off you hear an odd ring. A phone?

Your cell phone doesn’t sound like that though. The phone continues ringing as you get around looking for what could be causing the sound. You bend down as you suddenly hear it get louder. You get on the floor as you look under your bed.

Your eyes go wide as you pull out one of your safes. You pull out one with “S.T.A.R.S” in white bold letters and that’s where the ring was most prominent. You think to yourself trying to remember the code. You made it when you were in you’re 20s of course you didn’t fucking remember.

You groan loudly as it continues ringing over and over when it clicks. You put the code in and it unlocks. You rummage through it pulling out your burner from S.T.A.R.S. You swipe answer as Jill Valentine, one of your best friends smiles at you.

“Really, keeping me waiting?” She asks sarcastically. You laugh “This had all my important messages and info. If anyone found this I’d be shot and so would they.” You rolled your eyes with a smile “Good to see you Captain, oh wait that’s right. Now your.. what a…general- No!-Five star-General!”

You nod at her as she smiles brightly at you. “Anyways what makes you call me 5 years later?” You ask rubbing your eyes. Her smile instantly drops to a blank stare. “It’s about Wesker.” Your smile drops to “A little birdie told us you had some ideas about his “fun” plans.” You somehow knew exactly what she meant. “Let me guess, he’s trying to take over the world huh?”

She laughs as she nods. Though your dark stare doesn’t waver not for a second. “We need you’re help taking him down.” She states seriously. “Do you now?” You ask looking at your clock trying to not make eye contact.

Jill and you always were always close you knew she could read your mood. “Mhm, so what’s your answer?” She asks. You say nothing “You’ll be payed a grand amount sir.” You play with your fingers as you quirk an eyebrow. “You know… Chris is still there. I think you’d love to see how much he’s grown and matured don’t you think.”

Fuck she knew just how to get to you. You turn your attention back to her. “What’s the quickest you can get here sir?” She asks getting a pad and pen out. “Depends on the tickets, transportation and delays. Plus I need to rent something.” She nods “can you be here in 2 days?” You think to yourself.

“I’m in Europe Jill this is gonna be a bit, but if I get an early start I could probably be there by nighttime tomorrow.” She smiles writing that down. “How about this, we can get you the tickets, transportation and housing. You just need to get there on time and prepared to get back in the groove, can you handle that?” She laughs in a annoying way. You scoff as you nod.

“Alright sir, Welcome Back.”

Hopefully this is a decent first chapter thanks for the read 🙏 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

IMMA FIGHT TUMBLR TO GET YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM

Thank you 🛐🛐🛐

Mhmmm maybe some Yandere!Vance x Bimbo!Reader who's like very oblivious to rude comments or just people being mean in general while it irritates vance reader doesn't realize how badly they're being treated so he yk beats the ever living shit out of anybody being rude to them? Eh ion know if i explained it right but i hope you understand what i mean😭 also feminine reader with they/them pronounce if you don't mind?

Love this request bro! Thanks for sending it🙏

My Dumbass 

Yandere Vance x Bimbo/Himbo/Nimbo! Reader. Reader does go by they/them but they are more feminine presenting

Tw: Homophobia/transphobia

“I’m telling you bro if I eat a pound of nachos I’m one percent nachos dude!” The blond male sighs at your stupid comment. “Jesus y/n.” He groans at you. 

“What do you want to drink?” He asks as he looks at the selection of drinks. “I don’t know.” He gives you a stern look as he picks out a drink for himself and water for you. “Thanks dude” you say with a smile as he smiles back.

“Yeah yeah no problem dumbass.” He says with a laugh as you drink the water. Vance looks out the window of the grab n go to see people walking towards it, not just regular people though assholes. “For fucks sake.” 

He groans as they walk over to you both. “Vance what are you doing with this fucking Idiot?” The guy says laughing as his lackies laugh. You tilt your head not being able to tell if they meant it in a joke way as Vance snarls like a rabid dog. 

“Don’t talk about my partner like that.” He says with an angry look. 

“What do you mean your partner? That’s your girlf-“ 

before he can even get the word out Vance lands a sucker punch to his face as you look stunned. “They dress more feminine dumbass! Their not a girl you fucking idiot!” 

He says grabbing his collar with anger as he goons get ready to fight. As one rushes towards him you kick your foot out tripping him as Vance laughs. 

You proceed to kick him with your heel of your boot as Vance beats up the other one. The other one stands there stunned as he just runs away. “Ever call my partner a girl again I will kill you that’s a fucking promise, understand?” “I-“ “DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?” 

He yells out angrily as the bully starts crying. “Go cry somewhere else bitch.” He spits out throwing him to the ground as he runs away. 

He looks at you with his hands on his hips as you let the man below your boot out. “Why didn’t you say anything?” He questions with frustration.

“Why would I say anything they weren’t being rude?” You say tilting your head confused as his eyes go wide. “Jesus your a fucking airhead.” He laughs as he takes a sip from his sprite. 

“Alright that besides the point, wanna watch me kick your ass in pinball?” He says with a smile as you nod happily. You make him angry but he loves you and wouldn’t have you any other way.

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

Ayo are you stuck in shadow banned land or something? Every time you tag me I never get the notification even though I’ve got it set so they should come up 😭

BRO IVE BEEN SHADOW BANNED FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS HELP