Can I Give Her Head By Any Chance?

OMG 8 MONTHS???

I think you’re entitled to financial compensation 😭

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OMGGG I LOVEEE OCS, SELF INSERTS AND MADNESS COMBAT SO IM CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR INSERT- WHATS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERYONE?!!! 😉😉😉😉

Hey babes great question-

uh well a quick rundown of my personality is I’m serious and stern around people I don’t really like or care about and around friends of mine I let go completely but trust issues go brrrr anyways-

anyways their an Arc Angel of sorts so they don’t necessarily get along with auditor or Jebus. Let’s get into it!

Jebus: Like I said they don’t really like him and he doesn’t really like them. They tend to brawl it out a little bit they’ve got that frenemy relationship. They have their fun together lots of laughs but they still don’t forget the fact that they still want each others heads on spikes. Though their relationship would have to be 5.5/10 like I said it differs but they usually hit it off when they’re not trying to kill another.

Auditor: Bro can’t stand him, he’s such an asshole bro. He’s not even fun to talk to, yeah he’s a little hot but an ass. Anyways bro wants to kill the Auditor but waits because they simply don’t feel like doing it. Unlike Jebus and them their enemy’s pure enemy’s. They wanna sock him in the face and spit on him. Their relationship is a 2/10 never keep them in a room together it will not end well for either party.

Phobos: They’re actually decent friends they definitely don’t like his ego or his whole outlook on everything but they don’t do anything about it really. Their a true neutral tbh. Though they don’t approve his actions or anything when they look pass that their not bad friends.

Mag agents: I mean their neutral with them like everything, their impressed by their forms and the brutality of them. It’s sad to be honest but intriguing to watch. They like observing them but their not really friends with any. They can’t even name one. The MAG agents beware them though.

Grunts: They have a soft spot for them to be fair, their small and innocent, some. They understand that their mostly doing the killing business to survive. They don’t kill them unless they have to and usually remorseful if so. They like giving hat pats and some grunts go to them for hugs. They try to not get attached because they know for a fact their gonna get killed but they can’t help it and still get sad. 5/10

2BDammed: usually they help him with his work and stuff like that. They fetch him remedies and even share secret medicines. They like to help him out, similar to an assistant. Usually you’ll see them in his office sometimes teleporting in and out of it. They’ll usually give a small wave before turning into a fog of gray. 7.5/10

Deimos: Very good friends actually. They like fucking around with him and so does he. They’ll randomly teleport to scare him and he pulls lots of pranks on them. Their light hearted but really cruel pranks and jokes. Almost have Deimos a heartattack before no joke like bro started genuinely hyperventilating like crazy. They apologized profusely and he just laughed it off. 8.5/10

Sandfard: There both black so they can relate with racism and stuff like that. They talk and vent to each other. They’re besties and care about e another dearly. They like going to parties and just talking. They share a lot of similarities with their personalities. They appreciate each others company and simply each other. 9/10

Tricky: They make lots of jokes with tricky, they like goofing around with each other. They have lots of fun and dance parties. Drinking buddies each others wing men. Always trying to help each other get some play. Someday, someday. When they were both human they had a great relationship and they have a great relationship through death. 9/10

Hank J. Wimbleton: Oh boy- so at first Hank payed not attention to them. When they attempted to make small talk he paid no mind. They knew he was cold and understood where he was coming from perfectly. They both have had their fair share of trust issues of course. When they first met he attempted to kill them but he failed. What made it even more insulting was that they didn’t even try to kill him. He was just stuck in a loop of swings and dodges. After that little deal he didn’t think much of it until- 2BDammed brought them in talking about them and how great they are. He was mad but he realized they attempted or socialize with him. He was flattered oddly, they got closer and closer and eventually Hank got a little crush😏

hope this was decent 🧍‍♂️

Chapter 8: Kick his ass!!!

Chris Redfield x Male reader

summary: Self explanatory, you guys are there to kick weskers ass!!!!

“So that’s uroborus.” Sheva speaks “god dammit Wesker, he’s actually serious about destroying the entire planet. “He always was a determined man.” You guys make your way down stairs as you look over to see commotion on the screens. 

“Wait.” Chris walks over tilting his head. “That must be what he’s gonna use.” You spoke as you kept an eye out behind you guys just in case. “Makes more sense. Wesker!” Chris shouts as he points to Wesker on the screen. “There he is come on let’s go!” You both follow Chris as you begin running down the dark hallways. 

“Jill’s calling me hold on.” You pick up the phone as you answer. “How you holdin up pumpkin?” You ask with a laugh as she gives one back. “I’m fine don’t worry about me, there’s something I need to tell you. Listen carefully.” Chris and Sheva move next to you paying attention.

“Y/n you know his strength comes from a virus but it’s unstable.” You squint your eyes as you all continue listening. “In order to maintain a balance he must inject himself regularly with a serum.” Sheva buts in “so if we cut the supply of serum he looses his strength?” “Affirmative, but he just took a dose so it’s gonna be awhile before he needs another one.” 

“That’s not time we have.” You spoke “Listen Excella said the amount has to be precise. So if he injects too much it should act like a poison. I think she used a serum labeled: PG67A/W.” You look at Sheva as you hand Chris the phone. 

You guys begin searching through the case. “Jill, Jill!” You could hear the line breaking up. “Shit.” You hand Sheva the injection. “Chris, this is it.” He looks over as you all nod. “Let’s give it a shot.” 

“Just like he always said, he’s planning to spread this fucker worldwide.” You cock you gun turning the safety off. Of course you guys reach a room that was already going into lockdown because a fire apparently. Just your luck. (Skill issue get good)

“Come on come on!” You shout as you guys rush down the stairs. The floorboards begin to open. “We’ll never win in a fair fight, we need to fall back!” “Agreed!” You guys begin to go the other way. Not being in control, like the old days. 

You begin to sneak down the hallway giggling to yourself. “Oh, y/n!” Wesker speaks with a bright smile as he begins to chase you. You run around and around the outside of the lab as you accidentally run into Spencer. He stops dead in his tracks as he looks at you angrily. 

“I-I’m sorry sir.” You bow down as Wesker does the same. “Take him I’m tired of this.” His assistants grab you as Wesker pleads for them to stop. “Please he didn’t mean it!” Wesker begs sadly. But to no avail you get taken into a dark room.

You shake your head vigorously as you awake in a elevator. “You okay sir?” Sheva asks you nod “sometimes I go on autopilot and zone out for awhile, I’m alright though.” They both look at each other than to you. “Come on.”

You guys make it to room as you ready up your guns as Wesker makes it known he sees and hears you all. 

“You’ve really become quite the inconvenience for me.” You grin “Glad we can agree on something.” He throws his glasses to you as you dodge his first rush attack with a backflip. Chris comes in throwing a punch as Wesker moves to him.

He throws Chris roughly to the ground as Sheva tries to help out ultimately being thrown to the ground. As you ready up for a fistfight Chris tries to shoot Wesker. He dodges as he rushes behind you, before you can even respond he had you in a chokehold. 

You try to rip him off but you fail. He lets out the usual ‘im saving the world speech’ as you roll your eyes pulling yourself down as Sheva and Chris begin shooting at him. You guys get thrown over the edge as the injection falls out of Shevas pocket next to you and Chris. You guys look at each other with a nod.

You sit up as you hand the injection to Chris. “This may be our only chance.” You nod as Wesker flips down to you all. “Things are getting Interesting huh Y/n?” You scoff “did you really think you could defeat me?”

Chris speaks up for you like you used to do for him. “Either way I’m not gonna stop until I’m dead.” You smile at him. “I’ll just have to kill you quickly.” You guys scatter as Chris begins to collect more weapons. “Let’s dance Al.”

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @allen-444

Bro istfg there’s moments we’re I just want to be dominated softly as I whisper praises into the other person ears. Then, there’s moments where I wanna make the other person sob from pleasure and pain while I degrade them. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Shut tf up, you fuck nut

No ❤️

https://m.soundcloud.com/chloe-capellan/im-on-his-dick

Yo is anyone else’s tumblr not working right? It won’t let me look at my messages for some reason and I just can’t do a lot of stuff.

@brandnewhuman @morwap

He’s so malewife I won’t him.

Choking on air rn guys. Y’all better go follow my online girlfriend 🙄👉 @morwap

hello friend 👹 can I have 𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐘’𝐒 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑— and the prompt sub! Danny Johnson x big monster reader with a huge dick 🌝 belly bulge content to my dear and some degradation 🙏

gn!reader so it could be read with a strap

the back of danny's thighs was held tightly in your grip, you trusted into him quickly and roughly, and you could hear soft noises coming from him with every other thrust.

moving one hand from his thigh to his stomach, feeling the way his tummy would bulge with every thrust, he was taking you so well but you knew danny wasn't much into praise.

you heard danny cuss under his breath before moaning loudly, his eyes rolled back and his hands curled up into fists.

"fucking whore, bet you want everyone to fucking hear you huh?" you taunted, you panted as you tried to go faster, drawing even more noises from him as you went.

"the only thing you're good for is being a fucktoy" you scoffed, hand still pressed on his stomach and feeling yourself through him. danny smiled as he couldn't form any words and just let you keep talking.

Guys i cant breathe rn-

Hello! I was wondering if you maybe could give me some general headcannons for lucky Chloe! Relationship, and can be sfw and nsfw whichever your comfortable with Ty! 😊

Of course my love ❤️ Ngl never thought I’d get a tekken ask neverless an ask but here we are

General relationship headcannons with Lucky Chloe❤️ Gn! Reader

Sfw

She has a crush on you:

•Chloe’s confident around you because she doesn’t wanna cave

•if you pay attention you’ll see them flustered but she will not admit it

•she’ll definitely wanna know your opinion on dance moves

•they will make a whole dance based off your mannerisms

•she will put her heart and soul into it and you will be in tears or ready to learn the dance by the end

•they would let you DJ all the damn time 

•if you go to matches with her and you cheer for her she’ll melt only after the battle though

•she’ll confess to you quickly just cutting to the chase with a nervous smile and a confident look you can see right through

•if you say yes they will immediately hug you asking you about what wedding cake you want

•very eager bb

In a relationship: 

•In a relationship she’s very direct on what she wants

•she’ll always buy stuff for you

•do not say ANYTHING YOU WANT AROUND HER

•she will hand it to you the next day

•“damn I want a lottery ticket.” Motherfucker has lottery ticket in her hand the second you say this

•she just wants to see you happy and what better way to see you happy than using her money to make you smile

•her love language is touch

•if your shorter expect their chin on your head with their arms around you

•if your taller she’ll have her head on your shoulder

•if your not a fan of touch she’ll compromise for you, if you don’t feel comfortable with her hugging you she’ll ask if she can hold your hand instead

•if you don’t like any sort of touch she’ll tell you how much she loves you just please let them sleep next to you

NSFW:

•now I believe she’s a dom personally

•she can either be soft or hard

•if you like being degraded she’s got you

•praised? They’ve got you baby

•both? Gotcha

•she always makes sure your pleased before her and she’ll take that to her grave

•she’ll definitely edge and overstimulate you a lot

•she can’t help it your noises are so nice!

•she’s big on brat taming don’t hold back my love 

•she’ll edge you for hours until you know deep in your mind that you would never do something like that again

•if your well behaved expect a lot of praise and rewards 

•she’s flexible, she’ll manipulate you into a bunch of different positions 

•she’ll have you on your back and even your damn head if she feels like it

•definitely likes pegging you

•and she’ll get the big ones with enough prep of course

•your first time she most definitely got a pro one for you both 

•she’ll never make you do something you don’t wanna do though 

•she owns a bunch of damn lingeries

•definitely makes you wear cat ears and a tail

•”come on be good and meow for me.” 

•definitely into public sex

•she’ll bring her strap everywhere you guys go just in case 

•she like teasing you in public to, a vibrator, dildo you name it she’ll pick on you with it

•they definitely love making you moan loudly in public

•aftercare is so sweet with her ❤️

•she’ll wash you up and let you chose a movie for you both to watch

•she’ll whisper how much she loves you as she gets snacks and drinks