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Welp. Goodbye Cruzon and Critter, I found a new ship for Cruz and I finally get my Cars lesbian pairing.
Make way for Cruzalie!
One is all about the numbers and how they’re never wrong while the other beat the odds.
Since y'all forgot:
Natalie’s GAY moment is when she repeats something the commentators say, like “quite the win” but Nat puts extra emphasis into it and leans in and stares at Cruz unblinkingly from afar and does something with her lip and it was massively gay
Harper, you ASSHOLE I'M GONNA-FRHGREHGDJGDGHGRAAAAH
Tumblr will have his head on a spike by next Monday.
Why twitter whyyyyy ???? 😩😩😩😩
Yasopp: Oh hey it's my kid! Haha we should visit him!
Shanks: no.. not the time
*Time passes.*
Yasopp: Wow look my kid's doing well, I wanna see him.
Shanks: Cool
*More time passes*
Yasopp: Hey my kid is literally right there we can-
Shanks: no
I had to make an apology cake to my mom's boyfriend cause I'm an asshole. The cake reads I'm sorry I'm an asshole
Each tattoo, piercing, and body modification is just another reminder of the parts of you I've claimed as my property.
Think of them as modern day slave brandings, designed so my dirty little dummy never forgets who her tits and holes belong to.
😈 Sadistic Empath, 😘 🏘️ Extravagant Property Owner ™️
Show off the fake butt and asshole tattoo Daddy made you get. It’s not humiliating at all, princess.
One of my favorites. High fidelity
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