IM GLAD YOUR WRITING AGAIN YOU SEXY BEAST ❤️❤️❤️

Chapter 1: Welcome Back

Chris Redfield X Male Reader

Summary: You get a phone call from an old friend about another old friend to an even older friend.

S.T.A.R.S never gave you the best memories. Death pain and destruction. Though it was awful, you met some of your best friends there.

“Making good out of a bad situation.” was what Chris would say. Now here you lay in your bed trying to nap at 37 years old with almost nothing on your plate. It can drive some people crazy to not have anything to do but certainly not you.

You worked for this, everything.

You always felt pure guilt for the others who didn’t make it this far but you couldn’t reminisce on that. Your therapist taught you that. As you begin to doze off you hear an odd ring. A phone?

Your cell phone doesn’t sound like that though. The phone continues ringing as you get around looking for what could be causing the sound. You bend down as you suddenly hear it get louder. You get on the floor as you look under your bed.

Your eyes go wide as you pull out one of your safes. You pull out one with “S.T.A.R.S” in white bold letters and that’s where the ring was most prominent. You think to yourself trying to remember the code. You made it when you were in you’re 20s of course you didn’t fucking remember.

You groan loudly as it continues ringing over and over when it clicks. You put the code in and it unlocks. You rummage through it pulling out your burner from S.T.A.R.S. You swipe answer as Jill Valentine, one of your best friends smiles at you.

“Really, keeping me waiting?” She asks sarcastically. You laugh “This had all my important messages and info. If anyone found this I’d be shot and so would they.” You rolled your eyes with a smile “Good to see you Captain, oh wait that’s right. Now your.. what a…general- No!-Five star-General!”

You nod at her as she smiles brightly at you. “Anyways what makes you call me 5 years later?” You ask rubbing your eyes. Her smile instantly drops to a blank stare. “It’s about Wesker.” Your smile drops to “A little birdie told us you had some ideas about his “fun” plans.” You somehow knew exactly what she meant. “Let me guess, he’s trying to take over the world huh?”

She laughs as she nods. Though your dark stare doesn’t waver not for a second. “We need you’re help taking him down.” She states seriously. “Do you now?” You ask looking at your clock trying to not make eye contact.

Jill and you always were always close you knew she could read your mood. “Mhm, so what’s your answer?” She asks. You say nothing “You’ll be payed a grand amount sir.” You play with your fingers as you quirk an eyebrow. “You know… Chris is still there. I think you’d love to see how much he’s grown and matured don’t you think.”

Fuck she knew just how to get to you. You turn your attention back to her. “What’s the quickest you can get here sir?” She asks getting a pad and pen out. “Depends on the tickets, transportation and delays. Plus I need to rent something.” She nods “can you be here in 2 days?” You think to yourself.

“I’m in Europe Jill this is gonna be a bit, but if I get an early start I could probably be there by nighttime tomorrow.” She smiles writing that down. “How about this, we can get you the tickets, transportation and housing. You just need to get there on time and prepared to get back in the groove, can you handle that?” She laughs in a annoying way. You scoff as you nod.

“Alright sir, Welcome Back.”

Hopefully this is a decent first chapter thanks for the read 🙏 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

West End Girl

Mikaela Reid x GN! Reader

Summary: You’re friends decide to (safely) push you out your comfort zone. You help out a nice woman and even get her number! (listen to pet shop boys🤬)

You’re friends decided you needed to get out the house for once. You reluctantly agreed. You were walking your friends with the fall air attacking your cheeks. Cold but so enjoyable crunchy leaves beneath your feet and pumpkins all over.

“Sit my dear.” One of you’re friends smile patting your back. They come back to bring you a glass of hot chocolate. “Thanks.” You pat there back as you take a sip waiting. You were relaxing to yourself when you hear an angered voice. 

“Are you kidding me please I have to read my story!” You look over to see a beautiful woman with red curly hair with a witch outfit on. Your friends notice you staring as they look at you confused. “Pretty….” You mutter. 

“Please sir just let me in I have my ID and everything! You’re just being a bit cruel don’t you think.” The man obviously got mad at that as you began to walk towards her. “Oh fuck off you whore.” She automatically cowers down a bit, angry. 

“Excuse me? Can I ask why you’re harassing my girlfriend?” You ask as you pull her in gently not wanting to scare her. “She’s-“ you cut him off “

“there’s no excuse she has an ID, and has performed here before. It’s not her fault if your blind now if you’d excuse me I can get my best friend, who happens to be the owner to make sure you have a poster of your own.” 

The woman smiles softly at you. “Fine fuck.” The man walks away as she lets out a shaky breath. “Come in its cold out there.” You keep her in your arms bringing her inside. Your friends look over to see you with the red-head in your arms. 

They give you a smirk as you sit down with her next to you. “Hello there what’s your name?” One asks she speaks in a more confident tone “Mikaela Reid, pleasure.” She shakes all of their hands than looks at you.  “What’s your name?” You give her your name as she smiles brightly. 

“Thank you again.” She stand up dressing her dress as she gets called up. You guys get ready to watch her show excitedly. “Someone’s got a girlfriend.” You’re friends all smile.

You just roll your eyes. 

She begins to tell her stories as you all listen closely. She … she could tell stories good lord! When she was done everyone claps as you give her a standing ovation. 

Everyone begins to talk to her telling her about how great her stories are. She thanks them gratefully. You watch from the sidelines with a smile as she turns her head to you. She gives a bright grin as she waves goodbye to the other people. 

“Hey, I was wondering if you want my number? Not a lot of people can do what you did and I feel like maybe that’ll show you my appreciation.” You felt your face getting redder as she gets closer. 

“Yeah! It’s really not a big deal though Mikaela. You don’t owe me anything, any good person would’ve done it.” She laughs “I’m not even sure sometimes if there’s any good people left.” You smile “I’d love to take your number though, let me know if you ever need anything. I can promise I’ll be at your next show.” 

She looks at you with admiration as she begins to walk away. “Can I walk you to your car?” You speak softly. She nods as she starts to walk. You open her door for her as she gets in. “Thank you again.” She blows a kiss driving away. 

You walk back in to the open house as your friends watch the next person on stage. You sit with a happy smile. “Someone’s got a girlfriend!!!” Your friends laugh as you roll your eyes. “Oh come on they’ve always been obsessed with west end girls!” You laugh “Good song.” “Honestly.” You lean back paying no attention to them as you imagine Mikaela. You shake happily in your seat thinking about her next show. 

BRO BRO. I FINALLY DREAMED OF SOMETHING I LIKE

The dream was like about Jeffrey Dean Morgan (I couldn't really understand if it was negan or just him) and we were like on a train that travels to time(?) And it was basically me being annoyingly playing hard and him trying to flirt all the time even at really inappropriate times

I wanted to tell you cause you said I could spam you too

Bro why can’t I get these dreams 😭 the closet thing I may have gotten to a wet dream was also a fever dream 💀

Chapter 3: Jill!!

Chris Redfield x Male Reader

Summary: You’re back in business!! But sadly one of your friends is out of it.

You slowly begin to open your eyes as you look around. You yawn as you sit up. You sit there for a moment thinking about everything. You sigh as you grab your burner calling Jill. 

“Yello” She answers in a new outfit. “New fit huh?” “You know it.” You laugh “I can start heading over if you want.” She quirks an intrigued eyebrow. “You sure?” She asks sincerely looking at you with that same old slight smile. You nod as she sighs. “Alright, you know where we are take your time.” She waves than hangs up. 

You crack your neck as you put comfy clothes on as you begin walking to S.T.A.R.S. You open the door the smell of coffee abusing your nostrils. Your face scrunches as you walk towards the front desk.

A  man with brown hair and a cold face comes up to you. “Can I help you?” He asks in a stern tone. You nod showing him your badge. “Is Jill here?” You ask looking around. “Welcome back Mr.L/n, I’ll call her down.” He grabs the phone dialing her number as they begin talking. 

Finally he sets the phone down. He salutes you and walks the other way. 

“Well thanks for not keeping us waiting.”

 You see Jill next to Chris as his eyes go wide. You waved and smiled as you could see a light blush dust his skin. Allergies maybe. 

“Alright get your ass up here General L/n we got some shit to do.” Jill makes a hand motion as you follow. You give a wink to Chris as you continue following Jill. 

“Here it is.” She pulls out a uniform as she hands it to you. It was a green suit with a black hat, it had golden circles around its wrists and your badges. Your old uniform. “You’re old ass better make do with this.” She laughs flicking your forehead as you slap her hand away with a smile. 

She walked away letting you put the uniform on. You looked great. You smoothed the suit out rubbing away any invisible flaws. You grinned in the mirror as you waved to Jill. 

You walk down the stairs next to Jill as you look at Chris with a bright smile. “Look at you Chris! You look amazing.” “I can say the same.” He smiles as Jill rolls her eyes playfully. 

“I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and hope your ass can still fight.” She presses a finger into your chest. You nod as you 3 get into a car as other people begin to follow.

 “So what’s going on?” You ask crossing your legs “Weskers trying to take over the world and we called you here for your fighting skills and your relationship with him. You guys were best friends and you can’t deny it.” You knew she was right and so did everyone else. 

You all arrive safely to a familiar look mansion. You sigh cracking your neck. 

Finally you guys reach a entrance with a bit of commotion. You made it through a bunch of zombies, you’ve got this. You continued stretching as you all went in. There were zombies of course.

 You had your gun ready and so did Chris and Jill. The amount of teamwork they had was incredible, you missed having that. To be fair, you missed them. 

You guys finally made it to a room. You looked on the floor to see Spencer dead. Not like you cared he was an ass and had it coming. You tighten your face up as you see Wesker facing a window. He turns around and for a moment you could see a look of shock in his hidden eyes. 

“L/n.” He spoke “Wesker.” You said with malice. He laughs as he walks around. “Never thought you’d act on this, than again you were the type of man to play around with your intrusive thoughts.” You say with a slight smirk as his own drops. 

You turn the safety off your gun as Chris and Jill watch your little argument. He rushes into you with a punch as you quickly block it. “Still punch like a little boy huh?” One thing Al couldn’t stand was someone mocking him. Chris and Jill start firing their guns. Wesker knew he couldn’t go after you, he’d get to angry from your snarky remarks and lose focus. He’d also just lose. 

He decided to go after Chris. You noticed they always had a great relationship before you left. Not now. Chris and Wesker got a lot of good punches in as the zombies started piling outside the door. “Jill, help Chris!!!!” You shout shooting at the incoming zombies, she nods. It was a split second, you turned around to see Wesker about to kill Chris as Jill rushes into him knocking him out the window. 

Chris scurried up as you follow finishing the rest of the zombies with lazy shots from behind. “Jill!!” Chris shouts out from below. “Fuck, fuck fuck!!” You shout slamming your gun down. 

Maybe you were rusty…?

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess @allen-444 🙌 hopefully this is decent

Bro istfg there’s moments we’re I just want to be dominated softly as I whisper praises into the other person ears. Then, there’s moments where I wanna make the other person sob from pleasure and pain while I degrade them. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Hi hello I'm a new follower and can I do a request of vance that help male reader with body dystopia because and comfort them

Thanks so much for this request baby and thanks for the follow ❤️

Over Critical Much?

Pronouns aren’t specified! So gn! Reader. Fem please don’t interact! This is for Enby and Masc people. Thanks for your interest though!

You were laying in your bed as you lay on his chest. You were curling one of your fingers in his hair. He knew something was up.

“What’s wrong y/n?” He question bluntly as you look up at him. “Nothing.” You say as you close your eyes gently.

“No secrets l/n.” He says with a annoyed face but not annoyed at you. “My dysphoria has been acting up lately.” You say snuggling into his chest.

He sighs as he rubs your cheek. “Your being over critical.” He says as he gives you a gentle kiss on your forehead. “I know me telling you that your beautiful or handsome won’t give a permanent fix. Just know you’re perfect. We’ll get through this together hun.” 

He kisses your forehead with a big smile as he looks at you softly and you smile back. “Alright now lay back down. It’s bedtime for you.” He says rubbing your cheek. “I love you Vance.” “I love you to y/n.” He closes his eyes as you close yours as he drifts off to sleep.

Wtf kind of special am I supposed to do 🤨 @brandnewhuman @morwap

can I give her head by any chance?

Informational Card for Kaii Lloyd

Name: Kaii Lloyd

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Date of Birth: 2/24/1978

Weight: 175lbs Height: 5'4"

Spouse: Leon Kennedy (Married Sept. 13th, 2009)

Career: Ex-Nurse/Agent

Friends/Family:

Melodi & Adam Lloyd (Mother & Father/ Deceased)

Lizza Lloyd (Grandmother)

Leon Kennedy (Best Friend/Husband/First Love)

Elena Winters/Redfield (Best Friend)

Chris Redfield (Best Friend's Husband)

Nicknames:

Honey-Bunch, Persephone, Wife (Used by Leon)

Kaii-Kaii, Blossom (Used By Elena)

Faceclaim:

Lily Collins (actress in Stuck in Love, Mortal Instruments, etc)

Personality:

She's a very shy person at first but has an outstanding persona, warm and kind with a big heart.. I wouldn't make her pissed off as her personality could change as a emotionless angered woman. Traumatized still from the events of her submarine mission with Leon, Shen-May, and Jason.

Backstory on Kaii Lloyd:

Growing up to live with her mother and father in Aurora, Ohio. Her mother used to make children's books as her father would be working in an office to help get his wife's books published to the world, as she learned to care and cherish each moment even if it were the little things

Kaii lost her parents in 1986 to a hit n run, suspects were later arrested for the murder of her parents a month later. Having to live with her heavily religious Grandmother that she never would've thought had a fake façade in front of her parents, never wanting to go down the route of 'The Holy Spirit" she sent her to a private Catholic school to have her beliefs changed.

Being outcasted in this school filled with religious intent to self destruct someone's brain, Kaii continued her path of Atheism, loving to learn not be forced into it. Punished for her behavioral outbursts, her wrist up her arms were slapped with a wooden ruler until blood spilled on the floor painting it the beautiful crimson red, resighting a passage from the Bible. Leaving light healed scars on her arms like tiger stripes, scarred for 9 years as she faked being religious to make her grandmother happy.

Bullied in this school for being slightly different than the rest, having braces where her one issue she had growing up. Being called "Cage Mouth", "Crooked" , "False Teeth", "Toothless" as she would never smile without showing her teeth ever again.

Once she was at the age of 18, finally released from the school she craved freedom from. She was face to face with her grandmother again as anger filled her heart, tears falling as she screamed at her face the cursed words of hatred. Making the journey back to her birth home to gather what was hers, what belonged to her... Taking the college fund money to help support her during college to get her nursing degree in college.

Gaining her Masters degree in nursing she later started working at Spence's Memorial Hospital in 1998 before the outbreak started later that night....

Can I request a platonic yandere black phone boys x mother figure reader?

where like she helps them through their trauma and takes care of them when something is going on with their home life or if their just upset?

And they’re super protective over her because of it

Now as a agender person I suck at writing fem reader, but since you made this beautiful request I’ll do the motherly/fatherly reader of course but just with they/them. This is more of after you helped them with trauma and they got connected. This also can be platonic or romantic however you see it I guess please enjoy ❤️

Finney:

•Finney is more of an insecure overprotective guy

•poor thing lost his mother

•I mean you’ve helped him so much

•you’ve always been a parental figure in his life

•standing up to bullies 

•being there for him 

•just all in all you’ve been very supportive of him

•now he won’t go borderline insane but he’ll do subtle things that no one could realize

•he’ll ask you for help with simple stuff, ask you for hugs and stuff like that

•all in the way to get closer to you and keep you away from people

Robin: 

•Robins more of a low profile yandere

•he doesn’t wanna get picked on for being protective over a parent friend/partner

•he’ll do his best to hang out with you 

•asking you for study help

•even cooking just to get close to you

•always watches movies with you

Bruce:

•Bruce is an odd one

•he will not talk to you for some reason

•when he starts getting protective it’s like he distanced himself

•he just doesn’t wanna be overbearing on you 

•he has a big reputation he doesn’t wanna lose his shit if someone talks to you

•he loves you to much to do that

Vance ❤️:

•OOOH BOY.

•he absolutely adores you for being there for him unlike his actual parents

•This man is AN ANGRY POSSESSIVE YANDERE

•he will make it clear that he doesn’t want you talking to anyone

•he will drag you away from someone if he has to

•you think he’s aggressive now? Just wait till someone tries to get close to you

•He will unleash the wrath of Satan onto the poor soul

•Vance has definitely hurt you in jealous rage

•Not physically but emotionally

•he doesn’t have good parents he bottles everything up and let’s it onto you

•he hates himself for it but he can’t help it YOUVE been there for him so you won’t care surely?

Billy:

•Paperboys a sweet yandere

•I can see him being a bit of a overprotective guy but not really

•he’ll most definitely ask you if you wanna deliver papers with him

•to be fair he just wants to bond with you in the sweetest way possible

•the most possessive thing he’ll do his grab your hand to pull you away from a conversation

•he’ll most definitely let you pet Samson

Griffin:

•this fucking gremlin is smug and obsessive

•he’ll drag you away by crying about random stuff

•he doesn’t care if he’s labeled a crybaby he just wants your attention

•he’ll make sure you don’t have any plans that don’t have him involved 

•going to a concert? He’s going

•going to a funeral? He doesn’t care if he wasn’t invited he’s going 

Bonus!

Gwen:

•she’ll make it clear about her possessiveness

•she will lie about having a bad dream about the person your getting close to

•the guilt will be excruciating but she’ll deal with it for you

•always is with you

•she will go into the bathroom with you she doesn’t care

•she will cuss out anyone who tries to get close to you after her many warnings

•she’ll even get physical for you

•she’s lost her actual mother and her asshole father doesn’t help 

•she’s not letting you go EVER