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Hi hello I'm a new follower and can I do a request of vance that help male reader with body dystopia because and comfort them

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Over Critical Much?

Pronouns aren’t specified! So gn! Reader. Fem please don’t interact! This is for Enby and Masc people. Thanks for your interest though!

You were laying in your bed as you lay on his chest. You were curling one of your fingers in his hair. He knew something was up.

“What’s wrong y/n?” He question bluntly as you look up at him. “Nothing.” You say as you close your eyes gently.

“No secrets l/n.” He says with a annoyed face but not annoyed at you. “My dysphoria has been acting up lately.” You say snuggling into his chest.

He sighs as he rubs your cheek. “Your being over critical.” He says as he gives you a gentle kiss on your forehead. “I know me telling you that your beautiful or handsome won’t give a permanent fix. Just know you’re perfect. We’ll get through this together hun.” 

He kisses your forehead with a big smile as he looks at you softly and you smile back. “Alright now lay back down. It’s bedtime for you.” He says rubbing your cheek. “I love you Vance.” “I love you to y/n.” He closes his eyes as you close yours as he drifts off to sleep.

hello friends! I’m going to be deleting my November stuff because there’s no point in writing it if I don’t get anything from it. I’m just torchering myself by pumping out stuff no one wants. But anyways I should be changing my theme again for the first time in awhile so yeah, stay tuned ❤️

Simple Shenanigans

Sub! Connor x GN! Dom reader

The glisten of the soft moonlight shines into your cubicle, the paperwork on your desk, your book cases disheveled, you pumping Connor’s dick in your chair. 

Everyone was out for drinks when you decided to stay behind. Connor also didn’t feel like drinking not understanding why people would want to put alcohol in their body. 

So here you were in the middle of the room pumping an androids dick in your chair. All the windows were open and the doors unlocked. It could be a matter of seconds when someone decides to walk in.

They’d see you towering over Connor as he moans in your chair as blueish pre drips on your fingers. He did look angelic, moonlight bouncing off his skin, blue blush on his cheeks, his heavy breaths and his quivering form. 

“Y/n… d-don’t stop p-please.” He stutter out with moans as you smile. “Such a good boy for me Connor.” You continue pumping his cock as his dick twitches at the praise. 

“You’ll be able to cum soon enough baby. Let’s just see how much you can take.” Who was he to deny you, he sucked up his sexual frustration with a nod as he looks up at you with this innocent brown eyes. 

“Ha~Yes m-master.”

Okay Yes but no, now don’t get me wrong Chris In his twenties 🙏 like yes BUT. RE5, RE6 AND VENDETTA CHRISS?

25 ERA AINT GOT SHIT ON HIM IN HIS 30s OMFG 🙏🙏🙏😍❤️❤️😍

(bros gone through so much plastic surgery no wonder he always looks like an alcoholic he doesn’t have enough money to buy some fucking clothes damn🙄 Vendetta was his less rugged era it wasn’t giving rat as much as his other looks did)

This was the best looking Chris Redfield and I'm not hearing anyone's thoughts on the matter

My Savior?

Sadako Yammamura x Reader

Cw: Blood and violence

Your heartbeat was in your ears as usual as you’re getting chased by Onryo. You’re panting as bloodlust starts to activate, you vault and get ready for a blow when it doesn’t come. You stop for a moment to see Sadako in the vault stuck.

Her ankle was twisted as it appeared broken. You look shocked as she touches it with heavy breathes. “Didn’t think that was possible for a killer?” You day as scrunches her fists. You walk up to her stuck ankle as she desperately tries to get away.

“I’m not gonna hurt you.” You say as you grab onto her ankle as you gently lift pulling out splinters. As you get the last one you set her leg down gently. You grab your med kit as you wrap an ice pack in bandages around her ankle. “That should help be gentle with it.”

You sit up more as she lays on the hard dirt ground. 「あなたの試練はどうなっていますか？」She asks in a raspy voice below a whisper. You get scared by her voice as you finally speak. “In the middle, how good can they really be.” You say with a slight chuckle as you look at her hair knowing she’s giving you a blank stare.

「私はあなたと取引をします。私と一緒にいて、退屈しないでください。あなたはハッチを手に入れることができます。」Your other teammates were dead what choice did you have?

Translations: “How’s your trials been going?”

“if you can keep me company and not bore me you can have hatch.”

Be warned im still learning Japanese if it’s not accurate my bad 🤷‍♂️

Chapter 4: Brain Busters

Chris Redfield x male reader

Summary: As soon as you come back your best friends both fall out a window. Of fucking course. But you do have Chris and a new friend. 🙌

Chris calls everything in talking to them about Jill. You were in the corner with your head down thinking. He walks up to you putting a hand on your shoulder. “They didn’t find her body, she’s probably still alive.” You scoff “I’m gonna be honest with you Redfield, if Jill is alive so is Wesker. We both know that’s not good.” You we’re right like usual. 

He nods as you both hear helicopters and cars pull up. He waits for you when your finally slug yourself up walking with him to the car. 

A week? It’s been about a week. Your sitting at your old desk wandering down memory lane. When all of you were attached to the hip. When you first met Albert. He was cold but kind. You earned his trust and he did the same. You guys always competed against each other yet still held the same amount of value. No matter win or lose. You hear a knock on your door as you perk up fixing your tie. “Come in.” You say spinning in your chair. 

“I’ve got someone new sir.” You look to see woman in her mid 20s. “Hello there, I’m Sheva Alomar.” She shakes your hand with a curt smile as you give one back. “They got reports back on Wesker, we think we know where he is.” You quirk an eyebrow as Chris answers. 

“There’s this one place that’s been on the radar a lot lately. We think Wesker may be there.” You stand up grabbing your suit coat and bag of guns. “Well, come on hustle hustle!” You run pass them as they follow.

You look up to the dusty evening sky as Chris watches you closely. “Something on my face Chris?” You ask with a smile as he shakes his head no. Sheva looks back and forth with a slight smile. He was blank on what to say letting out ‘uhhs and mhmms’. Sheva smiles “So Mr.L/n I hear you quit than came back. What made you do that?”

“Well Jill contacted me telling me some stuff about Wesker and I had to come back. Plus I wanted to see how Chris over here matured.” Chris rolled his eyes with a smile. “Don’t roll your eyes at me Redfield.” You play around a bit teasing Chris. You all laugh. “What about you rookie?” You ask with a look of interest.

“For revenge, he killed people deep to me.” You nod with a sorrowful smile. You begin stretching as you all start getting closer to a lab. “I’m guessing this is it?” You ask as Chris nods. “Alright come on guns out and ready.” You guys ready up your guns, of course more zombies come your way. 

Guts and blood everywhere, part of the job you thought. “Careful we’ve got more coming up!” Chris shouts changing to another gun from your bag. You go beside Chris as you both begin shooting. Chris and Sheva put their guns down. You look behind you aiming the guns at Chris’s head shooting it as he ducks. “Sir?!” You laugh pointing behind you. 

“You’ve still got it captain.” You wink as you all look at the zombie with a gaping hole through its head. To be honest you all were having fun. Cracking jokes killing zombies it was nice. You’ve said this before and you’ll say it again. You’ve missed this. 

“Alright my Brain Busters. Any ideas were Dr. Wesker may be residing?” They laugh a bit at the nickname. Your head almost does a full 360 as you see something out the corner of your eyes. You pause for a moment as Chris looks at you with the same look:

“Guess I’m not crazy?” “Oh you are but I saw that to.” He says walking in-front of you. You all pull your guns back out rushing to where you saw the color of white. You look over to see a woman dressed in white. You grab Chris’s shoulder shushing him as you point.

She had black hair and a white dress on. “Excella.” You state with a eye roll. “Weskers assistant. She would always flirt with me and Wesker.” Sheva nods as you guys watch where she’s going. “Stay quiet. Chances are she’ll lead us to Wesker come on.” 

Chris and Sheva look at each other with a nod as they follow you quietly. You all get led into a lab with documents and syringes. She picks one up taking it with her. You see she took a black syringe. You watch  Chris and Sheva look at all the Documents intently. 

“Interesting.” You mumble seeing another syringe with a white substance. You look around and shove it into your pocket quickly. Chris and Sheva were taking picture of a bunch of documents. “Corrupt fucking people I’ll tell you that much.” Chris grumbles. “Alright come on guys. Let’s do this.” They nod dropping the files and replacing them with there guns.

“Shall we?”

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