Latest Posts by thatwasntverysunglassesemoji - Page 2

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*

Genshin Characters as ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm’

Xiangling:

Childe:

Kaeya:

Ayaka:

Xiao:

Venti:

Thoma:

Albedo:

Chongyun:

Xingqiu:

Paimon: your smug self assuredness is revolting

Childe: i think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. i did nothing wrong and i have a heart of gold

Traveler: i think this message is extremely valid but also childe has tried to drown liyue so what’s the truth

Childe: i was so close too

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

Diavolo: it’s understandable, no one is judging you. lucifer is strong and mysterious, but sort of compact and well muscled

Barbatos: i’m not in love with lucifer but i’m starting to think you might be

Albedo: i’m going to bed

Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

Albedo: why are you like this

Traveler, about Scaramouche: i can fix him

Childe: yeah? well i can accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny.

Hua Cheng: i hate-

Xie Lian: good morning, san lang!

Hua Cheng: i’m done hating. today is love 💞

Xingqiu: you may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me

Chongyun: you got your class schedule already?

Xiao: thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that i may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you

Venti: do you practice this shit or do you come up with it on the spot

MC: i seriously can’t believe you did that at my grandma’s funeral

Leviathan: i don’t understand why it’s such a big deal-

MC: it’s common sense!

Leviathan, later talking to Beelzebub: so apparently i was not suppose to play clash of clans at their grandma’s funeral. how the hell was i suppose to know that?

Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god

Leviathan: once mammon walked into my room and started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

Venti: apparently the “bad vibes” ive been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Diluc: do you ever think before you speak

Venti: yea i think “ha ha that’s funny” and then i say it

Baizhu, holding a spine model: this is your spine

Chongyun: wtf put it back

Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back

Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?

Childe: what?

Childe: then who were the people in your house?

Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???

Childe: well not anymore

Asmodeus: your hair doesn’t go with your outfit. you look kind of halloween-y

Mammon: the fuck is up your ass today?

Asmodeus: a worm. just to make me lose a few pounds

Leviathan: i wish i lacked critical thinking skills like mammon, he seems so happy

Diavolo: today, i think i’ll cause problems on purpose

Lucifer: i’m begging you to just stay home

Razor: i amn just........ a litle creacher, thatse it. i canot change this....

Bennett: i know this, and i love you

Mona: when’s your birthday?

Scaramouche: why? so you can look up my natal chart? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me? i don’t fucking think so

Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit

Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations

Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone

Zhongli: my mistake

Venti: i’d rather encounter multiple women who take astrology too seriously over even one man who genuinely believes in the sigma/alpha/beta male bullshit

Mona: gemini

Venti: never mind, the women are fucking witches there’s no way she could’ve known that

Klee: do you still have that giant astronomy coloring book back at your house?

Mona: it’s not a coloring book

Klee: uh oh

Razor: tony hawks moving castle

Razor: i can’t remember the name of it

Bennett: howl?

Razor: aaaaauuuuu??

Razor: oh

Childe: vibe check test came back negative :(

Kaeya: 6/10. the joke hits but it’s not that funny

Childe: what the fuck

Zhongli: 0/10. no dragons

Childe: i’m right fucking here

Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads

La Signora: tell us what happened, lad

Childe: i got called gay at headquarters

Scaramouche: yea but why?

Childe: i was being gay

Scaramouche: at headquarters?

Childe: yea it was at headquarters

Kaeya: i think it’s pretty common knowledge that i’m a better person than you

Diluc: no, it isn’t. remember when you saw that accident and you just pretended you were blind?

Kaeya: that doesn’t count. our movie was gonna start in eight minutes, why would you bring that up?