Chongyun: we have to be careful, someone here is possessed by the spirit of an owl
Xingqiu: who
Chongyun: that’s the thing we don’t-
Chongyun:
Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness
Albedo: thank you king
Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you
The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean
Chongyun: when i was younger Xingqiu told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible, and i ate them with the chocolate for like a year
Hu Tao: they are!!
Chongyun: wait for real?
Hu Tao: why would you believe this again 😔😔😔
no one:
Sole Survivor:
YOUR THOUGHTS?
Belphegor: i just got jumped
Mammon: why??? what’d you do???
Belphegor: oh i don’t know let me just go ask them. i swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions
Hawke: Okay, Corypheus is right through there.
Isabela: And what’s your escape plan, exactly?
Hawke: It’s... still a work in progress.
Isabela: Can I have your kinky magic book collection if you die?
Hawke: Obviously. You didn’t need to ask that, Isabela.
Xingqiu: you have beautiful eyes
Chongyun: thanks i need them to see
Xiangling:
Childe:
Kaeya:
Ayaka:
Xiao:
Venti:
Thoma:
Albedo:
Chongyun:
Xingqiu:
Yanfei: 18 unfinished case assignments and one day to do them. i think my only option is to go missing under mysterious circumstances
Childe: i can help
Yanfei: it’s alright! majority of these are for one specific case, so i can probably finish them. thank you though!
Childe: i meant help you go missing under mysterious circumstances
Diluc: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards kaeya. so kaeya, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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