Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of
Xiangling: 420
Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously
Chongyun: 69?
Xingqiu: yeah it was 69
Kaeya: you know what would be sexy?
Kaeya: eating food off each other
Albedo: you did not do the dishes
Kaeya: i did not
Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
Kaeya: snow got me feeling some typa way 😳
Albedo: that’s sheer cold, fam
Kaeya: damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of christmas
Varric: As your best friend-
Hawke: Fenris is my best friend
Varric:
As your best friend
Jean: you have the right to remain silent
Venti: but do i have the ability?
Xiao: thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that i may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you
Venti: do you practice this shit or do you come up with it on the spot
The Council: Shepard.
Shepard: Am I in trouble?
The Council: Take a guess.
Shepard: No?
The Council: Take another guess.
the shogi fans ending up being a part of a massive rebellion because the ronin won like three games was genuinely one of the funniest parts of book 5
Albedo: i’m going to bed
Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌
Albedo: why are you like this
Kaeya: bigfoot, but fully shaved
Childe: mr. clean
Diluc: conversations like this are why i have anxiety
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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