Sole: Do You Think I Could Fit Fifteen Marshmallows In My Mouth?

Xiao: thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that i may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you

Venti: do you practice this shit or do you come up with it on the spot

no one:

Sole Survivor:

YOUR THOUGHTS?

Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls

Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man

Traveler: THE WHO??

Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Razor: i amn just........ a litle creacher, thatse it. i canot change this....

Bennett: i know this, and i love you

Traveler: the door is locked

Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card

Childe: okay?

Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down

Childe: i hope you get run over

Scaramouche: hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world. get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. you lazy fool.

DEACON AND NICK SHOULDVE BEEN ROMANCEABLE I KNOW ITS BEEN YEARS BUT IM STILL UPSET

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Beidou: a woman’s place is on the battlefield

Childe: oh so you think women should die

Beidou: funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle…… misogynistic much?

Childe: you’re right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

Albedo: i’m going to bed

Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

Albedo: why are you like this