Robert4452 - Always Improving

Why am I up late?

I woke up at like 2 am and I can't sleep so here we are

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone perfect for me.

Listen. I love when a cutie tries to act like they’re not a horny baby.

Like sweetie. I can see your red cheeks, I can see your thighs pressing together trying to get more friction. You’re probably thinking of me pressing you down and making a mess out of you right where we stand aren’t you? I see right through you.

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