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Latest Posts by noteffective008 - Page 2
Gil-Galad: Have you... Slept recently?
Elrond, delirious: Why'd ya ask? Is it the clowns? Can you see them too?
Maedhros: You're adopted.
Elrond: *Confused*
Elrond: I was there when you adopted me.
Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"
Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"
Oropher : "BURN...."
Celebrimbo's spirit : ....
Gil Galad :....
Elrond :.....
Thranduil :....
Isildur : ....
Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-
Aragorn: *Listening to the ground* Yes! That way!
Legolas: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.
Gimli: I have weird friends, but they're my friends and I wouldn't change them for the world.
Elrond: So you finally met Legolas, what did you think?
Maglor: ...........................Well, he's ............................................................................................certainly.................................................. cheerful ..............................................
Elrond: The very definition of it.
Maglor: Are you certain he's Orophers' grandson?
elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. it’s certainly been a while hasn’t it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo
thranduil:
thranduil: elrond, where’s my son
Elrond : and what did we do when we have a day off from work?
Theanduil : lay in bed all day and move just enough so that people don't think you're dead
Elrond :...
Elrond : no... We do something adventurous, like maybe go outside. And what's the best part of going outside?
Thranduil : coming back inside
Elrond : No-
Éomer: sister, you know it's possible to solve your problems without the use of excessive violence, right?
Eowyn: yeah but I'm really really good at excessive violence.
Gimli: What is Aragorn doing?
Legolas: He was raised by Lord Elrond.
Gimli: You say that like that makes it make sense, but it doesn't.
Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*
The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider
The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*
Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad
Aragorn: Today I realised I'm old
Eomer: Oh? How so?
Aragorn: I slipped and fell in the courtyard and instead of laughing, all my Elven friends came running to see if I was alright
Eomer : (laughing)
Aragorn: I saw fear in Legolas’ eyes
Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."
Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"
Maglor: Where's Maitimo!?
Beleg: I'll do you one better, who is Maitimo?!
Celegorm: I'll do you one better! Why is Maitimo?
nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
Broken
I drew this after seeing @voronovo-gnezdo finrod in this broken doll style here ! ❤️
Update! Fingon version is here !!
When Elrond and Elros were learning how to braid hair, Maglor and Maedhros had to let them use their hair for practice. The results were... well they tried. But Maglor and Maedhros had to run around, be scary and command their army while having, let's say, intersting hairdos beacuse they can't just take them out! The kids tried so hard!
I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT
Feisty little elves
tolkien fans: "omg you HAVE to read the silmarillion so you can know about my poor little baby blorbo finwenduwë"
the blorbo in question:
This was very much inspired by that one sus doctor strange cover (below the cut)
no cause we left him here so wtf happened
"but they are not canon"
Do I look like I give a fuck
