Éomer: sister, you know it's possible to solve your problems without the use of excessive violence, right?
Eowyn: yeah but I'm really really good at excessive violence.
I’m so easily persuaded into a ship. All I need is one good piece of artwork and I’m like, yeah I see it. I approve.
"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"
"Your wife is hot."
"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"
Celegorm: I think I'm forgetting something. Huan: Morals? Celegorm: No, not that. Something that's actually important. Huan:
Feisty little elves
Lúthien Tinúviel and Huan defeat Sauron at Tol-in-Gaurhoth
(acrylics on paper - details here)
Sauron, watching someone run like a bat out of hell from Ungoliant: haha what a fucking idiot
Sauron:
Sauron: wait. that's my idiot!
I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT
"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo
bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*
sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.