Lúthien Tinúviel And Huan Defeat Sauron At Tol-in-Gaurhoth

Gil-Galad: Have you... Slept recently?

Elrond, delirious: Why'd ya ask? Is it the clowns? Can you see them too?

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*

The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider

The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*

Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad

When Elrond and Elros were learning how to braid hair, Maglor and Maedhros had to let them use their hair for practice. The results were... well they tried. But Maglor and Maedhros had to run around, be scary and command their army while having, let's say, intersting hairdos beacuse they can't just take them out! The kids tried so hard!

Elrond : and what did we do when we have a day off from work?

Theanduil : lay in bed all day and move just enough so that people don't think you're dead

Elrond :...

Elrond : no... We do something adventurous, like maybe go outside. And what's the best part of going outside?

Thranduil : coming back inside

Elrond : No-

The moment Feanor decides to kill the Teleri

Finwe, at his wedding with Indis: And now my dear friend Olwe will give a speech for us.

Olwe, stepping on the stage, smirking: Welcome back everybody!

Éomer: sister, you know it's possible to solve your problems without the use of excessive violence, right?

Eowyn: yeah but I'm really really good at excessive violence.

Baby feanorians ♥

Maedhros: You're adopted.

Elrond: *Confused*

Elrond: I was there when you adopted me.